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rallydurham
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With a shopping cart.


I got distracted looking at something in the frozen aisle.

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 10:21 PM. Reason : a]

1/16/2008 10:20:50 PM

PrufrockNCSU
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Did you show her your shaved arms & legs?

1/16/2008 10:21:21 PM

GREEN JAY
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like her tits

1/16/2008 10:21:27 PM

sumfoo1
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squirt shaves her tits?

1/16/2008 10:21:59 PM

rallydurham
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haha i havent Naired my arms/chest in awhile. I never shaved my legs ever, too skinny for that.

Touche though Pruf, always enjoy a good burn

1/16/2008 10:28:13 PM

PrufrockNCSU
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It's not a burn if you admit to it.

1/16/2008 10:33:44 PM

Mr Scrumples
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you need to take it easy, Champ. Sit the next one out.

1/16/2008 10:35:14 PM

aaronburro
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I'll bet you were distracted lookin at her bootaaaaaay

1/16/2008 10:36:38 PM

PrufrockNCSU
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3 of the 6 people who have posted in this thread so far have someone in common.

O the hilarity.

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 10:38 PM. Reason : ]

1/16/2008 10:38:12 PM

Mr Scrumples
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wtf is a squirt anyway

1/16/2008 10:39:49 PM

Str8BacardiL
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I saw her jogging once and then had to slam on my brakes for the car in front of me due to being distracted.

1/16/2008 10:41:07 PM

pilgrimshoes
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I called her dog Jizznose once

she didnt know who i was and i was at the house she was living in... just shot me a glare on the way by.

im pretty sure it was the toilet pictures house

1/16/2008 10:43:02 PM

EMCE
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I've hit it

1/16/2008 10:44:09 PM

soulfire963
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shes not hot.

1/16/2008 10:45:34 PM

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^

1/16/2008 10:45:43 PM

PrufrockNCSU
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.

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 10:46 PM. Reason : ]

1/16/2008 10:45:59 PM

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haha saw that

1/16/2008 10:46:49 PM

ZomBCraw
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shes a nice girl i hung out with her one time


she loves her animal husbandry

1/16/2008 10:46:59 PM

rallydurham
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She seemed pretty annoyed.

I was in that area where i was either looking at frozen shrimp or frozen fries


She was coming out of the plastic plates and loaves of bread.

I didnt miss a beat. I continued on towards the skim milk.

1/16/2008 10:47:10 PM

saps852
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her poonanny smells like cabbage

1/16/2008 10:48:30 PM

anonymous
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i saw her running a couple days ago and in the library earlier today

1/16/2008 10:51:28 PM

jackleg
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4

1/16/2008 10:54:48 PM

PrufrockNCSU
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LOLZ

Is Josh#'s still suspended?

1/16/2008 10:56:03 PM

jackleg
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i dont have access to that info anymore. but i did go on a mass suspending spree before the coup and i know he wasnt one of them

1/16/2008 10:57:33 PM

rallydurham
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Seriously.

1/17/2008 10:40:09 PM

bethaleigh
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She's so sweet. How could you not love her?

1/17/2008 10:48:11 PM

rallydurham
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it wasnt intentional. i was looking at frozen foods. i dont know her.

1/17/2008 11:00:03 PM

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^^

1/17/2008 11:11:53 PM

swoakley
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She isn't very bright either...

1/18/2008 12:24:43 AM

fredbot3000
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i'd hit it

1/18/2008 12:57:26 AM

gunzz
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were you at Foodlion?

1/18/2008 9:35:34 AM

Amsterdam718
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is squirt a midget ?

1/18/2008 10:00:58 AM

quagmire02
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pert near

1/18/2008 10:01:16 AM

RhoIsWar1096
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Quote :
"shes a nice girl i hung out with her one time
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1/18/2008 10:01:46 AM

bmdurham
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Quote :
"shes a nice girl i hung out with her one time"

1/18/2008 10:07:26 AM

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Quote :
"her poonanny smells like cabbage

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AAAAHHH HAHAHA

1/18/2008 10:17:56 AM

Neil Street
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I suppose if you like cabbage, that's not so bad.

1/18/2008 10:25:07 AM

rallydurham
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Yes gunzz i was at food lion.

I go there. i'm elitist as fuck, but i still dont understand paying more for canned goods.

Harris Teeter is a conspiracy to make people pay double for the same thing.

1/27/2008 10:25:16 PM

Kurtis636
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I saw squirt out riding her bike today.

1/27/2008 11:09:37 PM

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