"Assault on a woman through a glass door"

1/14/2008 8:40:49 PM

go on...

1/14/2008 8:41:41 PM

worthless without link

1/14/2008 8:42:37 PM

how is this a law?

1/14/2008 8:42:43 PM

A deputy told me that It was a new chargable offense. Haven't been able to find anything on google yet but he says he charges trailer parkers with it all the time just for the fuck of it if he thinks they don't respect him enough.

Oh i'm being serious

1/14/2008 8:43:49 PM

Sounds more like a charge to me.

1/14/2008 8:44:00 PM

sounds like defenestration

1/14/2008 8:46:09 PM

I am DE LAW GIVAR!!!!

1/14/2008 8:50:49 PM

wait does it mean the woman was thrown through the door or that someone on the other side of the door threatened her, through actions or words, thus assaulting her?

1/14/2008 8:53:04 PM

it's in the same vein as "verbal assault", snewf

it boils down to hurting a woman's feelings by talking to her through a door you can see through.

is it just me, or do most of these new laws/charges/whateversthatgetyourarresteds boil down to something like "assault on the king's men is the same as assault on the king himself"

1/14/2008 9:01:42 PM

i'd like to see this applied to cat callers from car windows

1/14/2008 9:05:51 PM

Quote :

"is it just me, or do most of these new laws/charges/whateversthatgetyourarresteds boil down to something like "assault on the king's men is the same as assault on the king himself""

yeah its fucking Bush!!!!!!

1/14/2008 9:12:48 PM

your brain doesn't even twitch without mtv does it

1/15/2008 5:59:50 PM

^gg!

1/15/2008 6:02:34 PM

STOP IT!

1/15/2008 6:08:14 PM

does sayign shut up bitch count

1/15/2008 6:27:40 PM

its already against the law in NC to send more than one (at least 2) email(s) (electronic communications) with the intention of being mean (paraphrased) to someone

1/15/2008 6:31:11 PM

VA is trying to outlaw those testicle hitch covers. $250 fine.

1/15/2008 6:34:40 PM