I shoved it up my ass

1/14/2008 3:30:28 PM

i thought this thread was about chelsea handler's vagina

1/14/2008 3:31:37 PM

this explains everything

1/14/2008 3:31:37 PM

fattie

1/14/2008 3:31:40 PM

i then proceeded to shove other things into my asshole anal cavity

1/14/2008 3:35:11 PM

if you read this like a wesley willis song, its a much better thread

1/14/2008 3:37:22 PM

come to find out it wasn't a hot pocket at all, it was another man's penis

1/14/2008 3:37:59 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20

1/14/2008 3:39:19 PM

1/14/2008 3:51:36 PM

Quote :

"come to find out it wasn't a hot pocket at all, it was another man's penis"

makes me think of this - plz2embed:
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[Edited on January 14, 2008 at 4:48 PM. Reason : .]

1/14/2008 4:47:22 PM

^^^That guy sounds a lot like Daniel Tosh.

1/14/2008 5:14:44 PM

diarrhea pocket
/jim gaffigan

1/14/2008 5:26:51 PM

bttt to make people read about hot pockets shoved up my ass

1/16/2008 5:23:19 PM

i remember someone on here discussing once how his roommate ate hot pockets in the shower.


that guy is my hero.

1/16/2008 5:38:31 PM

no offense to those that eat hot pockets but i think less of you if you do

1/16/2008 6:04:13 PM

That's okay, it's just you.

1/16/2008 6:06:10 PM

ewwwwww pruf eats hotpockets

frozen food

40g of fat per box


u know pruf you could buy like 6 or 7 bananas for the price of one box of hot pockets

1/16/2008 6:08:09 PM

hot pockets are the heat.

1/16/2008 6:11:19 PM

lean pockets ftw

1/16/2008 6:12:11 PM

I know big surprise here but you're wrong Josh.

They have half that much fat than you say or less. Thanks for playing though.

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 6:13 PM. Reason : ]

1/16/2008 6:13:15 PM

ok pruf well thanks for playing but i guarentee you the ones i ate were 40g of fat per box

or 20g of fat per 1 pocket

1/16/2008 6:14:31 PM

Well, I just looked up the ones I eat and they're not nearly that bad for you.

/concern.

1/16/2008 6:15:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20

embed please

1/16/2008 6:15:48 PM

1/16/2008 6:16:50 PM

Quote :

"u know pruf you could buy like 6 or 7 bananas for the price of one box of hot pockets"

btw, which ones do you eat? the only ones i could stomach were the meatballs and pepperoni/sausage ones

got the ham and cheese one once and it was disgusting

1/16/2008 6:17:20 PM

totally agree

lean pockets ftw

1/16/2008 6:18:00 PM

pepperoni/sausage ones ftw.

1/16/2008 6:18:21 PM

pepperoni/sausage lean pockets ftw

1/16/2008 6:18:41 PM

meh...if i'm gonna eat something thats not healthy i at least want it to taste as good as possible...when i hear lean pocket i picture cardboardB

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 6:19 PM. Reason : BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT maybe i should try lean pocket sausage/pepperoni]

1/16/2008 6:18:59 PM

i love the broccoli/cheese/chicken ones. now im off of my veg. kick for a few months. it's great

1/16/2008 6:19:21 PM

Quote :

"now im off of my veg. kick for a few months."

celebrate w/ eating a big juicy hamburger

1/16/2008 6:21:58 PM

^the FIRST thing i did !!! from cookout.......with bacon muahahahhaha

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 6:26 PM. Reason : i'm going back to my original diet come mid-end feb though...live it up am i right?]

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 6:28 PM. Reason : i want to hit up hardees at some point ]

1/16/2008 6:25:39 PM

so whats so great about not eating meat?

1/16/2008 6:29:17 PM

thats a personal thing i think. i have more energy. i feel better. some people love the whole atkins thing. i love the whole no meat thing

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 6:32 PM. Reason : plus i LOOOOOOOVE veggies]

1/16/2008 6:32:42 PM

i would think i would be hungry ALL the time...seems like veggies and fruits never fill me up that long(other than a banana)

i just wish they were not so strict and i'd try it...i could give up meat but not my chicken and tuna

1/16/2008 6:35:14 PM

Who are 'they' who say what you can and cannot eat what you want?

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 6:36 PM. Reason : ]

1/16/2008 6:36:45 PM

Quote :

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFFTwnYXI20 embed please"

LOL, i didn't even see that post when i posted the video.

1/16/2008 6:40:24 PM

^^i'm just refering to the whole vegan fad

1/16/2008 6:42:29 PM

meh...i never really called myself vegan

rather veganistic...or vegan-esque

it was entertaining to me.
plus i had a lot more energy.

i got a lot of shit for it though.

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 6:46 PM. Reason : fgdfgdf]

1/16/2008 6:45:50 PM

I love my veggies more than most people, but I don't have the dedication to go w/o eating meat. The craving is just too strong for me

1/16/2008 6:47:31 PM

omg my favoritest meal (other than chips and salsa)
is what i refer to as "the lettuce-less salad"
TONS of random vegetables
dip them into whatever dressing you want.
i usually go honey mustard.

ask anyone at ruckus.
they know it now.
and they know to add extra mushrooms and onions

[Edited on January 16, 2008 at 6:59 PM. Reason : the KEY-eat it with your hands...finger foods baby ]

1/16/2008 6:59:32 PM

you people have fucked up my thread

1/16/2008 9:37:04 PM

1/16/2008 9:37:45 PM

oh that is so scary it makes my penis shrivel

1/16/2008 9:38:38 PM

bttt for hot pockets in my ass

1/17/2008 4:06:33 PM

Once Alton Brown taught us how to make Hot Pockets on Good Eats. I've never tried it, but i'd bet its a tasty alternative.

1/17/2008 4:09:17 PM

oh yeah get that cheesy pocket in and out

1/17/2008 9:20:54 PM

oh push it deep in there

1/17/2008 10:33:33 PM

Flush Pocketttt.

1/17/2008 10:53:54 PM

set em up

1/17/2008 10:56:16 PM