yucky

this one things i cancelled...shes like you sound like the one on the phone, you shouldnt do that or you will get hurt

1/13/2008 11:42:54 PM

wat

1/13/2008 11:43:23 PM

1/13/2008 11:43:25 PM

pics or it didnt happen

1/13/2008 11:44:37 PM

what??

1/13/2008 11:44:39 PM

she tried to walk in and i'm like uh can i help you

shes like you just called me and i'm here...i was like you are looking for the other apt...this is like the 5th time this has happened...then shes like well i went there and he said come straight here....i was like well it def. wasnt me(lol i mean its not like she was pretty)...shes like you sound like the one on the phone...i just started closing the door and said have a good night and shes like you could get hurt doing that, you shouldnt do that

i was just kinda thinking like "whatever woman leave me alone, gosh"

1/13/2008 11:48:36 PM

the other apartment is trying to give you the herp

1/13/2008 11:49:28 PM

Quote :

"whatever woman leave me alone, gosh"

1/13/2008 11:49:32 PM

you should of just said you are gay and she would of left

1/13/2008 11:50:03 PM

LOL

1/13/2008 11:50:47 PM

a hookergram, nice, lets send someone else one

1/13/2008 11:51:44 PM

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"she tried to walk in and i'm like uh can i help you shes like you just called me and i'm here...i was like you are looking for the other apt...this is like the 5th time this has happened...then shes like well i went there and he said come straight here....i was like well it def. wasnt me(lol i mean its not like she was pretty)...shes like you sound like the one on the phone...i just started closing the door and said have a good night and shes like you could get hurt doing that, you shouldnt do that i was just kinda thinking like "whatever woman leave me alone, gosh"

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1/13/2008 11:52:15 PM

she looked like she was ready for whatever

1/13/2008 11:52:52 PM

she like pwnt'ed you

1/13/2008 11:54:00 PM

every now and then I think you are an alias this is one of those times

1/13/2008 11:54:25 PM

Quote :

"whatever woman leave me alone, gosh"

1/13/2008 11:54:37 PM

amsterdam is cross posting?

and seriously, who the fuck types "like"

1/13/2008 11:56:18 PM

you turned down sex, and now you're prolly fapping.


gg

1/13/2008 11:57:35 PM

Quote :

"whatever woman leave me alone, gosh"

1/14/2008 12:01:04 AM

i thought "LIKE" was 'the word' in a girl's dictionary...dnl...you beat 'em!

high five!!

1/14/2008 12:04:51 AM

You know you might want to move.

Hopefully you don't get a pimp and a hooker showing up at your door one of those nights.

Also: Did you happen to piss someone off? It would suck if somebody was imitating your voice on the phone and calling hookers over to your place.

Suck for you I mean, not for us.

1/14/2008 12:05:42 AM

going to bed...night tww

[Edited on January 14, 2008 at 12:20 AM. Reason : i doubt it....^ i mean this has happened a few times...plus there are 2 of my address at kp]

1/14/2008 12:18:15 AM

this is a fun game to play on friends

1/14/2008 12:22:32 AM

damn josh


got the boppers jockin you

1/14/2008 12:51:32 AM

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"amsterdam is cross posting?"

my first thought.

1/14/2008 1:07:28 AM

might wanna keep that door locked

1/14/2008 1:50:56 AM

1/14/2008 2:34:22 AM

i had to guess your address but it looks like i told her right

1/14/2008 2:35:59 AM

I need a hooker... but a cute one

1/14/2008 4:30:38 AM

Why didn't you ask for who called you or to *69 the class, assuming it was the last call which it could since she came straight there.

1/14/2008 8:32:41 AM

i think a sign directed at hookers giving directions to the other person's place is in order. you should make it in MSPaint.

1/14/2008 9:17:46 AM

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"i thought "LIKE" was 'the word' in a girl's dictionary...dnl...you beat 'em!"

At least it wasn't you know what I'm sayin'?

1/14/2008 9:35:34 AM

^^ATTN: Hookers. The guy in apartment 5a sent you over here because his roommate came home. I did not order your stinky vag. Bye.

[Edited on January 14, 2008 at 9:37 AM. Reason : dsc]

1/14/2008 9:36:54 AM

Quote :

"you turned down sex, and now you're prolly fapping. gg"

So you would seriously bwn a hooker?

1/14/2008 9:40:31 AM

if there was any user on TWW that I could see calling a hooker it would definately be drunknloaded

1/14/2008 10:24:54 AM

Where are there hookers at in Raleigh?

1/14/2008 10:30:34 AM

I've boned hookers at least 5-6 times; I don't see the stigma against it

Never in Raleigh tho

1/14/2008 10:35:08 AM

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" Wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole A female that is repulsively skanky/ugly. Not only would you never sleep with her, being 10 feet away is still too close. "I wouldn't touch that slut with a 10 foot pole, unless I was smashing her over the head with it.""

1/14/2008 10:35:52 AM

i know some hookers in charlotte.


20 for a blow job, 50 for a fuck.

and a 70 for anything... ie. anal.

1/14/2008 10:36:06 AM

thats low class

If you're fucking a hooker for less than a few hundred you either have a coupon or she's buttass

1/14/2008 10:37:19 AM

WAIT A SECOND HERE




YOU MEAN I COULD BE SELLING THESE SERVICES FOR MONEY?!

1/14/2008 10:54:21 AM

i always send hookers to your apt cuz i hate you

1/14/2008 3:44:38 PM

^new evidence has come to light that calls for an /thread

1/14/2008 3:52:39 PM

thats a lie, i sent the hooker. He hadn't been offline in 31 hours, figured enough was enough

1/14/2008 4:02:06 PM

dont lie

that was your mom

1/14/2008 7:23:57 PM

makes ya boppers go craaaaaaaaaaaazy

1/14/2008 7:29:40 PM

Quote :

"So you would seriously bwn a hooker?"

If you were dnl, would you?

1/14/2008 7:44:04 PM

if you were dnl you'd probably be a pussy and all self conscious and shit and never get laid and post on tww all the time and post creepy things

imo

1/14/2008 7:46:14 PM

Quote :

"whatever woman leave me alone, gosh"

1/14/2008 7:48:48 PM

wat is this page 2 i've been hearing so much about

1/14/2008 7:51:00 PM