Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls
for the North Carolina market :


" Cary Barbie"
This princess Barbie is sold only at the North Hills Mall. She comes
with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired
foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or
without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in
conjunction with the augmented version.



" Raleigh Barbie" Recently moved from California
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar
Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no
full-time occupation. Still goes back to California for doctors' a
ppt, shopping, bakery, pizza, wedd ings , and funerals . Traffic
jamming cell phone sold separately.



" North Raleigh Barbie"
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer
H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club
membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Closeted Ken and
Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.



" Durham Barbie"
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This
model is only
available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small,
untraceable bills) , unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you
are talking about.




" Durham County Barbie "
She jus lookin for all three of her baby daddies. Set comes with baby
Nieshia and baby Twanna.



" Chapel Hill Barbie"
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair ,
arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white
socks. She prefers that you call her Willow She does not want or need
a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Cape May Barbies and the optional
Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.





" Chapel Hill Barbie/Ken"
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply
adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.



" Clayton Barbie "
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She
has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can
spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk
Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper
sticker absolutely free.




"Wendel Barbie"
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own
high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
beer-gutted Ken out of Linden Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes
low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through
halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.




"Garner Barbie"
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories
include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were
available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of
the infant.

1/13/2008 12:07:20 AM

1/13/2008 12:08:01 AM

Uh, the Cary Barbie should come from New York/Jersey. But this is stupid.

1/13/2008 12:08:19 AM

this god damn thread is made every 6 months

surely you would have seen it on here since you spend so much time stalking here

1/13/2008 12:08:49 AM

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1/13/2008 12:13:41 AM

"tww barbie" comes with one selected picture that doesn't look anything like her and a exaggerated list of her accomplishments 3 pages long. flashing arrow pointing in her direction sold separately

1/13/2008 12:13:46 AM

this older than Barbie herself

1/13/2008 12:14:06 AM

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1/13/2008 12:15:50 AM

I liked your TWW Barbie BadPokerPlyr

1/13/2008 12:15:56 AM

1/13/2008 12:22:57 AM