So about a month ago me and about six friends hit up DC for a long night of binge drinking and drug use. Long story fucking long, we went to four different bars that I can remember. I became the asshole and instigated a fight with this one guy who was with two pretty fuckin hot chicks. At first he was cool, and was like you don't want to fight me, let me buy you and your friends a drink. But after a while, he was like shit, these are some crazy coked up mother fuckers. My one friend Jason kept fucking with him to give him his hat. He then bought all of us, plus the two sluts he was with irish car bombs. We left this bar and then went back to my townhouse in Reston. This is where the story gets hazy for me. One of the guys with me was a guy I have been flying with for the last two weeks. For people who don't know anything about the airlines (Part 121) flying, you bid a route, and fly that route for two weeks. And then you bid a different route. So I had been flying with this guy, he seemed pretty cool, but he kept talking about how hot his gf was and how he pulled her. He is 41, she is 25. I would always call a bullshit on him, and say your ass imagined her. Well, she came out with us, and yes, she is fucking hot as hell. So I know I did a few lines of coke with her, and I am pretty sure we fucked. This is like at 5am, everyone is either passed out, or about to pass out, and she keeps talking to me about how she hates "Tim." She grabs my cock, we do some more blow, and then I wake up.

So I get a call from her today. She says she is late, and I am like wtf??? She tells me "Tim" hasn't fucked her in months, so I must have some super skeet, since she is on the pill and I am pretty sure I wrapped my shit. Oh well, its going to be interesting to see how it plays out. I guess the point of the story is, if you fly United in the next month and see to pilots fighting, chances are, it might be me, and you will know why.

1/10/2008 3:51:30 PM

I'm never flying again.

1/10/2008 3:53:15 PM

I call bullshit.

1/10/2008 3:53:31 PM

...yo holmes to bel air










i like this thread, makes me wanna get back in the game
and how often do pilots get tested?

1/10/2008 3:53:52 PM

better than amsterdam

1/10/2008 3:53:54 PM

1/10/2008 3:54:03 PM

Home wrecker!

1/10/2008 3:54:37 PM

glad to know our pilots are cokeheads

1/10/2008 3:56:15 PM

Quote :

"So I get a call from her today. She says she is late, and I am like wtf??? She tells me "Tim" hasn't fucked her in months, so I must have some super skeet, since she is on the pill and I am pretty sure I wrapped my shit."

You make damn sure you get a paternity test done, that sounds sketch as hell.

1/10/2008 3:58:05 PM

Quote :

"She grabs my cock, we do some more blow, and then I wake up. "

bullshit

NOBODY does coke then just "wakes up"

the COKE wakes you up

you don't black out right after you do coke

if you did that much coke, you would remember the struggle to fuck under those circumstances anyway - it's well known it's hard to fuck when you do a lot of coke

1/10/2008 3:58:08 PM

Sometimes the pill can cause you to be late or miss a period, particularly if you changed doses or types recently.

1/10/2008 3:58:10 PM

i am not even getting started in this thread





but i do want someone to insert "lets do coke" cat

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 3:59 PM. Reason : add]

1/10/2008 3:59:13 PM

you fucked up by giving her your number



but that was a funny story

1/10/2008 4:00:58 PM

paging theDuke866

1/10/2008 4:01:14 PM

its not harder to fuck when you're on coke

1/10/2008 4:01:20 PM

haha bullshit


it's a challenge when you've done TOO much of it

1/10/2008 4:03:10 PM

Someone send this guy's picture to United and tell one of their pilots admits to doing coke.

Then watch this thread for some real drama!

1/10/2008 4:04:51 PM

umm not to pull a Solinari/Hemogoblin

but does anyone want to write an email to United corporate and let them know their pilots are doing coke? im all for alert airline pilots but if you somehow crashed my flight and you were coked out ?

f that dude

you deserve to be fired for being a dumbass

1/10/2008 4:05:04 PM

haha me and joenumbers were on the same wavelength

i bet $10 this thread is removed posthaste

1/10/2008 4:06:07 PM

I wonder how many people already have sent an email to united linking to this thread and including an attached picture like the one posted.

I mean they have contact instructions right here:

http://faq.ua2go.com/display/4n/kb/browse/cat.asp?tab=browse&kb=1&c=12&cpc=WnaqDcP5KrMu623S1OA64DwwrR4UyhK6fv2ylkXXS&cid=1&r=0.2447168

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:07 PM. Reason : and no I didn't. I'm lazy and sleepy]

1/10/2008 4:06:25 PM

I don't have a problem with him doing it as long it's when he's not working

it's not like it lasts that long anyway

1/10/2008 4:07:43 PM

This is where Neo gets that, "why don't you have a seat over there" feeling.

1/10/2008 4:08:05 PM

Quote :

"I don't have a problem with him doing it as long it's when he's not working it's not like it lasts that long anyway "

If he's dumb enough to post like this and actually works for United then it's scary to think about him piloting anything more than a tricycle. I mean that regardless of whether or not this story is true. You tell stories like this you change company names.

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:10 PM. Reason : ]

1/10/2008 4:09:03 PM

Real Name : Tres
AIM Name : OneFlyChillinGuy
Age : 27
Sex : M
Hometown : Vero Beach, FL
Class : Alumnus
Major : Political Science, Minor In Math
Homepage : myspace.com/flyparrothead
Biography : My Life IS An Open Book........ First Officer on a 757-400 for United Airlines, Currently living in Los Angeles and Reston, VA
Interests : Music, Non-Rev Flying, Chillin
Favorite Quote : "Live Slow, Fly Fast" -Jimmy Buffett

1/10/2008 4:09:18 PM

IN ON PAGE 1.

1/10/2008 4:09:19 PM

if he's dumb enough to risk his job by publicly disclosing this information he's dumb enough to assume plenty of other risks, all of which points to the fact that if i knew beforehand that he was in the cockpit on a flight i was taking i probably wouldn't be a passenger

^^ haha damn, slow browser...

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:11 PM. Reason : .]

1/10/2008 4:10:35 PM

well I agree


posting that story was pretty dumb



but what if he was partying on a few days off?

it's not like blow even shows up on a drug screen after a day or so

I'd be much more worried if he was drinking the day before

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:11 PM. Reason : devils advocate]

1/10/2008 4:11:23 PM

give the guy a break, we can't all be upstanding citizens like you.


not you^ but the concenus "consumer alertest" of the group

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:12 PM. Reason : add]

1/10/2008 4:11:35 PM

sorry, but thats not a risk id be willing to accept

1/10/2008 4:12:19 PM

Oh hell I don't think almost anyone posting cares about the drugs or law. The issue here is lack of forethought.

1/10/2008 4:12:36 PM

well don't fly united


/problem

1/10/2008 4:12:36 PM

Quote :

"So about a month ago me and about six friends hit up DC for a long night of binge drinking and drug use. Long story fucking long, we went to four different bars that I can remember. I became the asshole and instigated a fight with this one guy who was with two pretty fuckin hot chicks. At first he was cool, and was like you don't want to fight me, let me buy you and your friends a drink. But after a while, he was like shit, these are some crazy coked up mother fuckers. My one friend Jason kept fucking with him to give him his hat. He then bought all of us, plus the two sluts he was with irish car bombs. We left this bar and then went back to my townhouse in Reston. This is where the story gets hazy for me. One of the guys with me was a guy I have been flying with for the last two weeks. For people who don't know anything about the airlines (Part 121) flying, you bid a route, and fly that route for two weeks. And then you bid a different route. So I had been flying with this guy, he seemed pretty cool, but he kept talking about how hot his gf was and how he pulled her. He is 41, she is 25. I would always call a bullshit on him, and say your ass imagined her. Well, she came out with us, and yes, she is fucking hot as hell. So I know I did a few lines of coke with her, and I am pretty sure we fucked. This is like at 5am, everyone is either passed out, or about to pass out, and she keeps talking to me about how she hates "Tim." She grabs my cock, we do some more blow, and then I wake up. So I get a call from her today. She says she is late, and I am like wtf??? She tells me "Tim" hasn't fucked her in months, so I must have some super skeet, since she is on the pill and I am pretty sure I wrapped my shit. Oh well, its going to be interesting to see how it plays out. I guess the point of the story is, if you fly United in the next month and see to pilots fighting, chances are, it might be me, and you will know why. "

1/10/2008 4:12:51 PM

^ you forgot the smoking smiley!

1/10/2008 4:13:07 PM

sorry I'd rather a guy do blow all day the day before he was flying


than drinking all day


everyone in here thats done drugs and or drank knows what I'm sayin too

not saying it's smart of him, it's dumb considering his job... but realistically, I'd rather him be jacked

1/10/2008 4:14:09 PM

Quote :

"well don't fly united /problem"

Haha, saying THAT is something that would probably make United look at this more seriously than anything else. Now Neo might get a lawyer letter threatening libel suit for defaming the good name of United's pilots. You've doomed the man!

^As long as I also saw him with a bottle or two of water and maybe an electrolyte tablet the next day sure. Actually fuck that, as long as he's awake enough to set the autopilot correctly right?

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:16 PM. Reason : ]

1/10/2008 4:14:56 PM

im sure that drug is more prevalent in that occupation than anyone would let themselves admit.


i flew back from toronto two years ago and my pilot was in shorts and a hawaiin shirt with his pilot cap.

1/10/2008 4:15:39 PM

COCAINE


FLAVORED


PENIS

1/10/2008 4:16:15 PM

Better pull your overalls up some. Looks like we're in some deep bullshit

1/10/2008 4:17:23 PM

COCAINE IS A HELLUVA DRUG

1/10/2008 4:17:35 PM

Quote :

"eo All American 718 Posts user info edit post Fuck getting back with an ex, unless she is super hot, has a no gag reflex, or will let you give her teh angry pirate when you are in a bad mood. I thought I was going to marry this chick a year ago, found out she was cheating on me with a guy, I broke up with her, hooked up with one of her close friends, and now I am engaged to someone 10 times hotter and all around more fun to be with. The icing on the cake was she got teh clap from some guy she was fucking to get pills from after I kicked her ass to the curb. Karma is a bitch. "

WOW

1/10/2008 4:17:56 PM

fuck yall

I like this guy already!

1/10/2008 4:19:01 PM

Quote :

"I am engaged to someone 10 times hotter"

so is Neo engaged to this coke slut, or was he engaged when he participated in said cocaine shenanigans?

1/10/2008 4:19:17 PM

he's still got 3 minutes left to delete it. too bad it was already quoted.

1/10/2008 4:19:35 PM

i like this Neo guy

1/10/2008 4:19:46 PM

umm id rather my pilots be completely sober as they hurtle 300+ mph through the atmosphere with only ~2" of metal between me and a crushing death at such a velocity.

1/10/2008 4:20:07 PM

Quote :

"too bad it was already quoted. "

i already covered that base.

1/10/2008 4:20:23 PM

ooooo safety.


gah, you people need to live on the edge!

1/10/2008 4:21:02 PM

i emailed United with a link just to make them aware.

1/10/2008 4:21:09 PM

^^^ Yeah, that's what I was referring to. You're a mean SOB you know? This guy is going to log on with 30 seconds left to edit and do it, then see that you already quoted him. Poor bastard will probably shit himself.

^Oh come on, the autopilot's smart enough not to listen to junkies who tell it to crash into the ground. It's all self-aware like skynet.

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 4:22 PM. Reason : ]

1/10/2008 4:21:17 PM

THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT

HIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

1/10/2008 4:22:01 PM