how can I come up with this very quickly? This is apart from my normal budget and bills, and not a necessary expense. BUT I WOULD LIKE THESE MONIES


Ideas please?

1/10/2008 1:13:58 PM

suck some dick

1/10/2008 1:14:25 PM

TAG SALE!

1/10/2008 1:15:08 PM

sell drugs to people, and then steal the drugs back.

1/10/2008 1:16:16 PM

you could whore yourself out to 70 fat chicks for 10 dollars each

or you could whore yourself out to 7 really fat chicks for 100 dollars each

1/10/2008 1:16:21 PM

2 words: ski mask

you'll have $700 with monies to spare

1/10/2008 1:16:30 PM

The thing is, if there was any really easy way to make $700 quickly, everyone would be doing it.

1/10/2008 1:17:30 PM

stock market or gambling

1/10/2008 1:18:27 PM

donate lots of sperms

1/10/2008 1:18:50 PM

nothing legal

1/10/2008 1:19:18 PM

Well, not to toot my own horn but I just got $700 in the mail for taking some fine photos.

/best job in the world

1/10/2008 1:20:28 PM

why dont you email your teacher and see if you can take the test ahead of time?

1/10/2008 1:21:32 PM

i've never sucked a dick

or done a fat chick

i like the sell/steal drugs angle

i'm too large to be an effective ski mask thief

i'd love to donate some sperms but i dont know how to go about it

i suck at gambling and don't know enough about wall street


^^ awesome!

^ ahahah how the fuck do you keep up with that man

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 1:24 PM. Reason : fwqwer]

1/10/2008 1:23:07 PM

are you willing to risk money to make that 700?

1/10/2008 1:23:28 PM

Quote :

"i'd love to donate some sperms but i dont know how to go about it"

this doesn't net quick monies

1/10/2008 1:24:16 PM

or just blow the teacher...


Place $350 on red (roulette)
Play $100 hands of blackjack and wait for a little streak (don't blow your capital)
Sell half your shit.
Deal some drugs.
Pick up any small job you can find on craigslist etc.

1/10/2008 1:24:50 PM

^^^ no, because that would require me dipping into my actual budget

unless it's a .. "sure thing"

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 1:25 PM. Reason : you guys are quick with the ideas]

1/10/2008 1:25:18 PM

If it was a sure thing, it would cease to be gambling

1/10/2008 1:26:08 PM

no such thing unfortunately

are you working friday, i'm probably going to be checking out the bar with some people

1/10/2008 1:26:13 PM

i open it up on friday, not sure if i'll work till close but there's always that chance

1/10/2008 1:42:06 PM

tax refund or low interest student loan from a bank or something

not good financial advise but it will end up with you having money in hand

1/10/2008 1:43:00 PM

lottery

1/10/2008 1:44:34 PM

banks and i do not get along

1/10/2008 1:48:22 PM

bwn wolfweb girls for $$

1/10/2008 1:49:37 PM

PM FOR DETAILS

1/10/2008 1:58:40 PM

Get a job?

1/10/2008 1:59:39 PM

hook up wolfweb dudes with chicks for $$

1/10/2008 1:59:58 PM

get a credit card and pay with that

if that's not an option - sell your stuff, do temp work, strip, ask a friend/family member for a loan

1/10/2008 2:03:14 PM

^^i'd be more likely to do that


i'll do the setup for free
if they end up kissing, i get $25 from the inquirer
if they end up making out (third base type shit), i get $50 from the inquirer
if they end up sleeping together, i get $100 from the inquirer
if they end up dating for a month or longer, i get $200, $100 from each

anyone on here looking to get set up? i'll do the requisite research and find you a suitable match. pm for inquiries


^ wanna see me strip?

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 2:07 PM. Reason : bachelorette's? girl's night out?]

1/10/2008 2:06:23 PM

this has been tried before i believe



















it didn't work

1/10/2008 2:08:11 PM

but...i'm reasonably intelligent and good with people. therein lies the difference

1/10/2008 2:09:11 PM

someone just told me that i look like tim mcgraw in this picture





would you pay $300 to see tim mcgraw mow your lawn? that can be a double entendre if you like

1/10/2008 2:21:35 PM

how much would you charge to get me in a relationship with a cute chick? lol just wondering what i'm worth

1/10/2008 2:23:04 PM

that's all up to you, playboy, but if it works out imma hold you to the rules stated above


unless you mean "get in a relationship" like britney's little sis' babydaddy, in which case i can arrange it but it'll cost you $700

1/10/2008 2:33:23 PM

Quote :

"if they end up making out (third base type shit), i get $50 from the inquirer"

What sad state our society is in. Making out and third base are now considered to be at the same level.

1/10/2008 2:46:06 PM

I always thought third base was one step short of sex.

1/10/2008 3:17:07 PM

FIVE HUNDRA DOLLA?

1/10/2008 4:37:29 PM

haha thats exactly what I was thinking!


FIVE HUNDRED DORRA

1/10/2008 4:39:14 PM

bake sale?

1/10/2008 4:42:32 PM

tell two companies you'll put a magnet on your car or wear their logo for a couple weeks and you'll get ~1000

Theres always people willing to give away monies.

1/10/2008 4:43:02 PM

1/10/2008 4:52:52 PM

Quote :

"Place $350 on red (roulette) "

That would only give him 350 not 700

1/10/2008 5:11:56 PM

hahahaha

1/10/2008 5:12:59 PM

http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=509562

1/10/2008 5:49:50 PM