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"ANONYMOUS: when i was young it seemed like mostly blacks had sega
ANONYMOUS: and mostly whites had snes
johnt17: lolololol
johnt17: blacks!"




LOL BLACKS

1/7/2008 7:39:12 PM

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haha i can see anonymous saying that


1/7/2008 7:41:57 PM

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when I was young white kids had ataris and black kids didn't have shit for video games.

1/7/2008 7:43:18 PM

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"TroopofEchos: nom nom nom!
blank: huh?
TroopofEchos: it's a yummy sound"

1/7/2008 7:43:58 PM

DiamondAce
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When I was young white kids had sega and black kids had aids.

1/7/2008 7:44:45 PM

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snes>sega

but ^ lol anyways

1/7/2008 7:45:48 PM

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wait it doesn't have to be anonymous

it was dnl lol

gg dnl on blacks

1/7/2008 7:46:07 PM

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"anonymous: that whore troopofechos wont stop talking to me... she's using onomatopoeia for eating cum and its really freaking me out.

fjjackso: wat "

1/7/2008 7:46:14 PM

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i had an sega =[

1/7/2008 7:46:16 PM

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b: there is a hot amputee chick on tv
b: she was running a marathon
b: I would totally tap that
TroopofEchos: what was she missing
b: a leg
b: damaged goods is one way for a guy to get a girl that is way hotter than he can afford
TroopofEchos: yeah when they're injured they can be desperate
TroopofEchos: kinda like a bargain bin
b: dented cans
TroopofEchos: sometimes you get a good deal
TroopofEchos: lol
b: the food is still good on the inside, but the packaging is a little busted"

1/7/2008 7:46:24 PM

Slave Famous
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fuck yall

I had bof

1/7/2008 7:46:42 PM

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lol pilgrimshoes is blk

1/7/2008 7:46:50 PM

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blx to the max

1/7/2008 7:47:19 PM

fjjackso
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rich black guy = almost white

1/7/2008 7:47:26 PM

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"i had an sega =["


So did I, we rule!



[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 7:48 PM. Reason : .]

1/7/2008 7:47:47 PM

TroopofEchos
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WAT?!

1/7/2008 7:48:05 PM

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1/7/2008 7:48:13 PM

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rOwdychOwdah (7:45:14 PM): DIAMONDACE IS A SPADE!
johnt17 (7:45:21 PM):
johnt17 (7:47:36 PM): MACABE IS A CLUB
rOwdychOwdah (7:47:48 PM): HELL NAH, THAT BITCH IS WHITE
johnt17 (7:47:58 PM): lolol it's tr00

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 7:50 PM. Reason : e]

1/7/2008 7:49:47 PM

ReceiveDeath
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lol I c what u did there

1/7/2008 7:50:57 PM

Nerdchick
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ha, I just saw the commercial with the amputee runner lady

1/7/2008 8:08:29 PM

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i had a sega

1/7/2008 8:10:19 PM

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i had a sega and i fucking loved it

1/7/2008 8:11:04 PM

pilgrimshoes
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hell yeah

except for echo the dophin


that game sucked cock

1/7/2008 8:11:35 PM

Slave Famous
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I dont think I ever got out of the first level

1/7/2008 8:12:23 PM

pilgrimshoes
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hell yeah me neither


all i could do was go around and sonar some shit, occasionally blowing out a wall that never lead anywhere

1/7/2008 8:13:57 PM

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^^^ That game sucked

^^ I never got off the first level in a teminator game for sega

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 8:14 PM. Reason : asfds]

1/7/2008 8:14:09 PM

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dude, if you had the gun for sega

the t2 game was the fucking heat and half

1/7/2008 8:14:44 PM

Slave Famous
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I randomly came across the wikipedia page for it a few years ago, and it turns out the game was complex as shit

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"The story begins with young Ecco as he and his pod enjoy life in their home bay. One podmate gives an in-game message challenging Ecco to see how high in the air he can jump. Once the player does this, a mysterious waterspout forms and sucks up all marine life in the bay; Ecco, however, is stuck in the air until the storm passes.

Upon leaving the bay to search for his pod, Ecco comes across dolphins from other pods who tell him the entire sea is in chaos, and that all marine creatures had felt the storm. A tip from an orca sends Ecco on a journey to the frozen waters of the Arctic to find a wise blue whale named Big Blue. The Big Blue tells him such storms had been occurring every 500 years and directs him to an older and wiser being known as the Asterite.

Ecco leaves the frozen north and journeys to a deep cavern where he finds the Asterite, the oldest creature on Earth. An enormous double helix consisting of globes, the Asterite communicates telepathically, although in an animation seen in the Sega CD version of The Tides of Time it appears to communicate by vibration of its globes; as the Big Blue says, "We feel great energy of thought from the Asterite, but it will not sing to us." Although it has the power to aid Ecco, it is incomplete; one of its globes has gone missing. It offers to help if Ecco finds the missing globe; this can only be found by traveling back in time using a machine built by the ancient Atlanteans.

Ecco travels to the sunken city of Atlantis, where he discovers the time machine and an ancient library. He learns the cause of the storm; it was a harvest of Earth's waters that was conducted every 500 years by an alien species known as the Vortex. The Vortex had lost their ability to make their own food; and so, every 500 years, they would harvest from the waters of Earth. Learning this, Ecco activates the time machine and traveled 55 million years into Earth's past. The developers originally planned for Ecco to meet ancient cetaceans, before they came into the sea, but the art for these scenes were not completed due to time constraints. However, their intended messages can still be found hidden in the prehistoric levels.

Ecco locates the Asterite in the past but is immediately attacked by it; the young Asterite was considerably less trusting than its older self. Forced into battle, Ecco manages to dislodge a globe from it. For whatever reason, this opens a time portal and Ecco is flung back into his present. In a twist, the globe the Asterite had lost was the same one that Ecco had stolen from it; a fact the Asterite was aware of all along, as evidenced by his first words in the present: "I remember you! Of course, it was you... And it was I who sent you." The now whole Asterite grants Ecco the power to turn his sonar into a deadly weapon against the Vortex, as well as the abilities to breathe underwater and to slowly regenerate lost health. It instructs him to use the time machine to travel back in time to the hour of the harvest. This time, he manages to be sucked into the waterspout with his pod.

The final three levels are a constantly-scrolling obstacle course, collectively called "The Machine" ("Vortex Machine" in the PC version). The third-to-last level, "The Tube", had Ecco dodging obstacles as he travelled up the waterspout, with the level scrolling progressively faster and throwing progressively more enemies in his path. The second last level, titled "Welcome To The Machine" (a reference to the Pink Floyd song)[citation needed], was an ever-moving maze for processing the harvest that would kill Ecco if he could not keep up with it. Past this is the mastermind of the harvest, the Vortex Queen, in the level "The Last Fight". Keeping with the high difficulty level set by the rest of the game, losing to the Vortex Queen means repeating the long and difficult previous level (in the Japanese version, after dying, a player would restart "The Last Fight" level unless swallowed by the Vortex Queen, upon which they would be confronted with an extra level, "The Stomach," which appears to have been very hastily and haphazardly put together).

Eventually, the Vortex Queen is vanquished and Ecco rescues his pod. Traveling back through The Machine and down the waterspout, the dolphins rejoice and vow to sing praise of Ecco's bravery forever."



Who knew?

1/7/2008 8:15:43 PM

DiamondAce
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I remember a two player cowboy fps game for sega being the shit.

1/7/2008 8:16:33 PM

pilgrimshoes
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holy christ that's wayyyy too much for a like 7 year old to handle.

1/7/2008 8:19:30 PM

DiamondAce
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That's crazy.

1/7/2008 8:23:00 PM

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fuck the super scope

1/7/2008 8:23:30 PM

drunknloaded
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seriously though, snes>sega

only thing sega had that came close that snes didnt was sonic

1/7/2008 8:26:50 PM

pilgrimshoes
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ngr plz

1/7/2008 8:28:04 PM

drunknloaded
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sega didnt have any final fantasy things prolly...i never played those but those are big

zelda, mario, ogre battle

nga plz is right

1/7/2008 8:29:35 PM

pilgrimshoes
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hows about better graphics and smoother game play?

1/7/2008 8:30:13 PM

drunknloaded
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yeah snes had that too

16bit ftw

1/7/2008 8:30:41 PM

DiamondAce
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Vectorman

1/7/2008 8:32:53 PM

BigMan157
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STREETS OF RAGE, SON

1/7/2008 8:34:07 PM

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since this is about sega..anyone know how much these games are worth on like ebay?

-the duel: test drive 2
-college football usa 97
- triple play 96
- madden 97
- world series baseball
- hard driving
- ayrton sennas super monaco gp II
- rbi baseball 4
- nfl 95
- nhl 95
- bill walsh college football
- sports talk football 93
- troy aikman football
- bulls versus blazers and the nba playoffs
- coach k basketball
- temco superbowl
- college football national championship

1/8/2008 6:35:57 PM

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I LOVE THE POWER GLOVE........ ITS SO BAD!

1/8/2008 6:44:59 PM

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****** (5:12:05 PM): i just woke up

1/8/2008 6:49:29 PM

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Andy: queer
Trevor: fag
Andy: homo
Trevor: ass clown
Andy: fudgepacker
Trevor: donkey hole licker
Andy: turd burgler
Trevor: hemroid flosser
Andy: anal spelunker
Trevor: rectal amateur

1/8/2008 7:01:08 PM

fjjackso
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looks like you lost

1/8/2008 7:05:20 PM

AndyMac
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We were in the same room when this conversation took place.

1/8/2008 7:07:08 PM

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I didn't have a sega, but the best game I've ever played on the emulator is Gunstar Heroes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5SD4Gt8K10

I actually had a Super Famicom & a Super Nintendo. Traded them both in for a Playdia and a Panasonic 3DO Real. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzoO4uB5_Z8 & http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpTpoVTSf6g

living in Japan during my childhood ftmfw!

1/8/2008 7:23:25 PM

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bttt

3/28/2008 12:16:57 AM

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roffle i have a whole ton of these saved


censored (12:59:09 PM): so I am going to do a VIRUS SCAN and stuff
censored (12:59:21 PM): yesterday my antivirus detected a TROJAN but I thought it was DEFEATED

censored (5:39:30 PM): I always thought physics labs were the worst
censored (5:40:13 PM): "I HAVE HEER A WOODEN RAMP AN A BAL. THIS WIL BE VERY SCIENTIFICAL. OK ROL IT GO LOL! QUICK STOPWATCH!"

censored (8:34:46 PM): i ate 2 huge fajitas.
censored (8:34:48 PM): i ate one
censored (8:34:51 PM): and i became exhausted
censored (8:34:56 PM): but i still managed to do my first math problem
censored (8:35:00 PM): so i had another congratulatory fajita.

3/28/2008 12:20:38 AM

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Anonymous: bbout that time
Anonymous: codfish
fishsticksoffury: wonderful
fishsticksoffury: go have fingerbang time with your sexbox
Anonymous: lol
Anonymous: send yours off
Anonymous: then we can fingerbang together?
fishsticksoffury: ......
Anonymous: LOL
fishsticksoffury: .....
fishsticksoffury: who are you?
Anonymous: BUZZED

3/28/2008 12:20:55 AM

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MOTHERFUCKING STREETS OF RAGE!!! YES...

that is all.

3/28/2008 12:48:20 AM

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