doesn't mean your mouf don't work

1/5/2008 11:06:43 PM

damn right

1/5/2008 11:07:09 PM

dude

dump the bitch immediatley

not 1 hour from now, but this second

uti bitches come to fear sex, which is the worst kind of relationship

1/5/2008 11:09:29 PM

eww you hang out with dirty girls

1/5/2008 11:12:17 PM

what is uti

Either I'm overlooking something obvious

or I'll learn something valuable

1/5/2008 11:13:35 PM

kill whitey

1/5/2008 11:14:11 PM

urinary tract infection

1/5/2008 11:14:36 PM

oh that sounds disgusting

tell that girl to drink some cranberry juice

(no bullshit..it helps...I read the oceanspray bottle)

1/5/2008 11:15:34 PM

urinary tract infection

another point, why do girls always feel as if they MUST discuss this? I don't feel like hearing about it

1/5/2008 11:15:35 PM

yeah cranberry helps

the shit they give themm at the drs makes them piss like bright orange for a day or two

but it's a quick fix really

but sure they feel like shit until it's gone

1/5/2008 11:16:38 PM

she didn't want to discuss it

she just didn't want to have sex today, and as horny as she is i knew something was up

so i punched that bitch in the face and told her to tell me what was wrong with her vag

1/5/2008 11:17:20 PM

I hope its less common for dudes

Because I would really struggle with this

1/5/2008 11:18:10 PM

I GOTTA POCKET FULL OF kidney STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES

1/5/2008 11:19:14 PM

it is.

our parts arent exactly the perfect breeding grounds for bacteria

you know, warm, moist, sheltered environments.



however, i had always wanted to steal some of the medication, just to piss orange

1/5/2008 11:19:28 PM

you drink the magic apple sauce and the itch goes away

1/5/2008 11:20:02 PM

the best part about the antibiotics that bitches take with a uti is that they hinder the effectiveness of birth control, so you not only get to fuck, but you also receive a kid

1/5/2008 11:24:04 PM

ask if she has a digestive tract infection too

1/5/2008 11:24:52 PM

that's all antibiotics i thought

not just secluded to the peeburn

1/5/2008 11:24:56 PM

if i give her a baby i get to keep her

isn't that what happens with hot chicks?

1/5/2008 11:25:44 PM

ahhhh the old reverse keep a nigga baby

1/5/2008 11:26:19 PM

It only works the other way

The ol keepanigga baby

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 11:26 PM. Reason : ^fuckin speedy gonzales here]

1/5/2008 11:26:26 PM

......and your but dont work. bitch your gonna put out one way or another

1/5/2008 11:31:32 PM

oh well, looks like its another night alone crying and beating

1/5/2008 11:31:45 PM

If you knew what one was really like, you wouldn't want any either....

Poor girl - get her the real drugs that cure the shit, taste nasty, but don't make your pee orange, and she'll feel better in hours so you can continue......... geez

1/5/2008 11:41:26 PM

1/5/2008 11:50:33 PM

Quote :

"eww you hang out with dirty girls"

LOL

UTIs are really common, they don't just happen to "dirty" girls

Quote :

"however, i had always wanted to steal some of the medication, just to piss orange"

go buy some of the over-the-counter stuff: Azo-Standard will turn your pee a satisfying orange

Quote :

"the best part about the antibiotics that bitches take with a uti is that they hinder the effectiveness of birth control, so you not only get to fuck, but you also receive a kid"

No, they don't. Antibiotics like Cipro (commonly prescribed for UTIs because they don't interact with tissues as much) have actually been shown to not reduce the metabolic uptake of those birth control hormones.

1/6/2008 12:19:28 AM

I see you've had experience.

1/6/2008 12:21:02 AM

^lol
Furshia is on the warpath!!! try letting it go for once

PS she is also full of shit, do not listen to a word she says, if in doubt:

ASK YOUR DOCTOR

1/6/2008 12:21:11 AM

yep over the counter stuff will make you piss Tang

1/6/2008 12:21:49 AM

^^

Quote :

"I see you've had experience."

Well yeah. I've been having UTIs and kidney infections since I was a little kid. My doctors later discovered this was due to one of my ureters being naturally weird: it was causing a urine reflux and making me sick. So I had surgery to repair that when I was seven.

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 12:24 AM. Reason : .]

1/6/2008 12:23:55 AM

my my, how nice.

1/6/2008 12:24:44 AM

haha, ur peepee don't work right

1/6/2008 12:24:49 AM

^^Yeah, it was great. Also, fuck you.

^ It didn't. It's fine now.

[Edited on January 6, 2008 at 12:25 AM. Reason : .]

1/6/2008 12:24:56 AM

Cool.


Backwards guitar solo!!!

1/6/2008 12:25:10 AM

^^^

Quote :

"after I cum. what gives. what is the medical reason for that shit..."

-aaronburro

1/6/2008 12:26:52 AM

that thread is a winner, I tell ya

1/6/2008 12:27:26 AM

Quote :

"Also, fuck you."

um...
HELL TO THE NO

1/6/2008 12:29:14 AM

1/6/2008 12:29:26 AM

Also, Fuck you.

1/6/2008 12:29:58 AM

When using this product:

* stomach upset may occur, taking this product with or after meals may reduce stomach upset.
* your urine will become reddish-orange in color. This is not harmful, but care should be taken to avoid staining clothing or other items

I found this ^ funny, not urinary tract infections they suck

1/6/2008 3:58:09 AM