who would it be?

and i mean "have" as in......marry, date, fuck, molest, or anything else

i would have Wendy Peffercorn from the Sandlot









and this would be me:

1/5/2008 8:55:58 PM

1/5/2008 8:57:29 PM

The girl with three boobs in Total Recall.

1/5/2008 8:58:00 PM

^^i said CHARACTER

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 8:58 PM. Reason : SDFSDF]

1/5/2008 8:58:11 PM

Mary, Theres Something About Mary

1/5/2008 8:59:15 PM

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 9:00 PM. Reason : not a film but i dont care]

1/5/2008 8:59:43 PM

there is one OBVIOUSLY right answer

1/5/2008 9:00:07 PM

keira knightley in the pirates movies

1/5/2008 9:00:50 PM

i was one of the kids in The Sandlot

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 9:01 PM. Reason : first and last acting job]

1/5/2008 9:01:24 PM

Jessica Alba's character in Sin City (don't remember the name)

1/5/2008 9:03:42 PM

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 9:05 PM. Reason : fucking imp awards]

1/5/2008 9:04:46 PM

the blonde girl in team america

1/5/2008 9:07:24 PM

inara from serenity

1/5/2008 9:13:51 PM

Becky "The Icebox" O'Shea from Little Giants












not really

1/5/2008 9:14:19 PM

WOOPS i thought this thread said "BE any character"

Rosario Dawson on Josie and the pussycats


damn she was fine in that movie

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 9:30 PM. Reason : x]

1/5/2008 9:24:20 PM

poopface is my favorite poster these days

1/5/2008 9:25:17 PM

no one has given the correct answer yet

it's a little old school

1/5/2008 9:33:36 PM

i would love to fuck rita hayworth though

1/5/2008 9:35:32 PM

a said a little old school

not your great-grandma when she was hot

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 9:36 PM. Reason : time is on our side]

1/5/2008 9:36:06 PM

do i give a fuck about what you are tryna get people to guess?

im saying id fuck rita hayworth while burning your fat momma's eyes out

1/5/2008 9:37:02 PM

you're a lot more interesting when your crazy isn't focused

1/5/2008 9:37:53 PM

fuck all those other people. I'll take the chick from Transformers.




[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 9:41 PM. Reason : needed picture]

1/5/2008 9:40:06 PM

^^^simmer down

1/5/2008 9:40:45 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nL-76r_pQII

1/5/2008 9:41:01 PM

you're not allowed to enjoy something that cool, hooksaw

sorry

1/5/2008 9:42:03 PM

Xenia Zirgavna Onatopp

1/5/2008 9:42:33 PM

1/5/2008 9:46:51 PM

she was too skinny for me

but damn gorgeous

1/5/2008 9:48:18 PM

Probably not my all time top choice, but since I've seen it recently and its in my head at the moment...

1/5/2008 10:08:36 PM

Quote :

"she was too skinny for me but damn gorgeous"

yea, mostly because i'd like to be the Bog in that film

1/5/2008 10:09:41 PM

Janie would get it in the movie, too

1/5/2008 10:15:17 PM

I mean jesus christ



Oh Mr Darcy...

(and I love Colin Firth as him, but he's more of an all time crush for me...i like MacFayden as Darcy more for some reason)

*le sigh*


[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:29 PM. Reason : ]

[Edited on January 5, 2008 at 10:29 PM. Reason : ]

1/5/2008 10:26:35 PM

1/5/2008 10:27:52 PM

1/5/2008 10:31:08 PM

haha ncement is gay

1/5/2008 10:34:26 PM

ahahahaha--- shitty... Wrong thread! I've been had

1/5/2008 10:40:12 PM

^ It's the adrenochrome, no doubt.

1/7/2008 1:06:22 PM

1/7/2008 1:10:44 PM

obviously the only correct answer at least where cartoon characters are concerned

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:14 PM. Reason : .]

1/7/2008 1:13:45 PM

Debra Barone from errrbody loves raymond

1/7/2008 1:17:25 PM

my first thought was to be a dude that had a ton of money, but once realizing i could be a hot chick i realized i could do more in life as a hot chick

1/7/2008 1:19:57 PM

1/7/2008 1:20:08 PM

^^^really the chick from Raymond?

She was fuckable, but also 40 and annoying as shit

She's not even in my top 3 among 90's sitcoms that are rerun on TBS

They would be the wife from King of Queens, then the two girls from friends

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:22 PM. Reason : x]

1/7/2008 1:22:08 PM

I WIN THIS THREAD!!!!

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:23 PM. Reason : .]

1/7/2008 1:22:42 PM

i wouldnt mind being lohan from mean girls, or scarlett johansen(whatever movie she looks the hottest in)

1/7/2008 1:24:32 PM

why would you want to be a girl

that would suck

1/7/2008 1:25:51 PM

dude i could fuck my way to the top and play with my tits all the time

1/7/2008 1:26:17 PM

fuck yeah, Patricia Heaton is slammin hot for a mom.

She's fiesty too, which is why i would want to smash them guts.

she's not my number one, naturally, just the first that popped in my head



^reread the thread title. its not "if you could be" its "if you could HAVE"

[Edited on January 7, 2008 at 1:27 PM. Reason : add]

1/7/2008 1:26:56 PM

if you were a girl you'd want dick...think about sucking cock before you say that

1/7/2008 1:29:06 PM

once again, dnl has missed the point of a thread

1/7/2008 1:30:36 PM