lift both lids when they take a poo, or just the top one?





THIS, I MUST KNOW.

1/4/2008 8:32:06 AM

hell i'm lucky just to get one up

1/4/2008 8:34:13 AM

hey, my 'balls is back!

...wtf are you talkin' about

1/4/2008 8:38:04 AM

1/4/2008 8:39:45 AM

just the top

1/4/2008 8:45:03 AM

haha, how do you know this twoozles?

1/4/2008 8:45:30 AM

cuz i have a fat ass

1/4/2008 8:50:23 AM

i seem to remember seeing a picture of you and not being impressed by the profusion of your posterior

1/4/2008 8:54:11 AM

lets see this mythical picture.




and i'll judge it fairly.

1/4/2008 8:59:52 AM

it was prolly in ?topic=234055, you can look for it

1/4/2008 9:00:53 AM

haha fuck that.


33 pages of porn during work is probably a less than genius idea.

1/4/2008 9:02:24 AM

ok i lied my ass is mediocre

[Edited on January 4, 2008 at 9:03 AM. Reason : ]

1/4/2008 9:02:58 AM

if your boss is a guy, he'll understand

1/4/2008 9:03:02 AM

he'll understand




FAMOUS


LAST


WORDS

1/4/2008 9:04:15 AM

more results are needed.

1/4/2008 11:19:41 AM

hahahaha

I remember this story once about a fat chick that broke the toilet

that's fucking hilarious

1/4/2008 12:22:06 PM

i saw a documentary on obesity on BBC 1 recently and they were trying to make a case for public toilets to be replaced with oversized toilets designed especially for the fat ppl

tried looking for the web site, but google isn't being very helpful... it did present this though: http://www.selfwipe.com/

1/4/2008 12:25:18 PM

don't encourage the fatties

1/4/2008 12:58:00 PM

My dad had a rental condo that had three broken toilets in about three months. I mean, the porcelain literally cracked at the base and broke. Having never broken a toilet in his life he decided to go over there and check it out personally on number three. The toilets weren't being overtightened or anything, but the tenant was ginormous.

1/4/2008 1:22:01 PM

how can you get so fat that you break toilets?

1/4/2008 1:24:22 PM

one bite at a time...

1/4/2008 1:27:10 PM

^^ Rocky Mount will do that to a person. I mean, our claim to fame in the 80's was that Hardees was founded there.

[Edited on January 4, 2008 at 2:11 PM. Reason : l]

1/4/2008 2:10:58 PM

Quote :

"Rocky Mount will do that to a person."

1/4/2008 3:05:05 PM

Rocky Mount still has the Merita/Hostess/Dolly Madison/Wonder plant...Twinkie, anyone?

[Edited on January 4, 2008 at 4:55 PM. Reason : .]

1/4/2008 4:55:36 PM

<----



no more fat jokes

1/4/2008 5:19:51 PM

D'oh!

1/4/2008 5:21:26 PM

^^

1/4/2008 5:21:49 PM

----->^^^

1/4/2008 5:22:23 PM

just for the record, twoozles has a magnificent ass.

1/4/2008 5:30:09 PM

and the face of a garbage pail kid

1/4/2008 5:31:04 PM

I've always wondered how fatties fit on some toilets.

1/4/2008 5:52:06 PM

[Edited on January 4, 2008 at 5:58 PM. Reason : http://www.greatjohn.com/index.html]

1/4/2008 5:58:21 PM

I broke the toilet seat in my apartment.

I'm fat. And the seat was cheaply attached.

I have to pee so badly sometimes that I just rip my pants down and plop down really hard on the seat. I did that over and over again. And then one time I was drunkenly demonstrating the exaggerated lean and wipe to my friend, and I leaned too far and the seat came apart from the toilet and I fell off.

I'm too embarassed to have maintenance come out so I'm gonna have to figure out a way to fix it myself.

Until then, I have to tell everyone who comes over to be careful cause I broke the toilet.

1/4/2008 6:41:52 PM

poor bridget

1/4/2008 6:49:37 PM

bed pans dont have lids

1/4/2008 6:51:33 PM