Honestly...my skills have become so rusty that i have absolutely no idea what to say to this girl.


wtf? I'm like the tin-man before getting all oiled up by dorthy.

12/31/2007 1:04:22 PM

they're easy enough it doesn't matter

12/31/2007 1:05:01 PM

....must....not....stare.....at.....tits....

12/31/2007 1:05:36 PM

this thread is my favorite thread ever for obvious reasons

12/31/2007 1:06:09 PM

just smack her on the ass--she'll get the idea

12/31/2007 1:08:26 PM

i mean seriously. her and i have a mutual friend who was in town for the holidays. so we all hung out together a lot over the break. But each time involved getting really hammered which ended up in strong flirting, dancing, and even some kissing.

we don't really ever see each other unless our mutual friend is in town, but now he's gone. And i'm sitting here feeling like a total homo cause i have no idea how to play this out.


wtf happened to me

12/31/2007 1:10:45 PM

i hear you shouldnt ask a stripper where the blow is at

12/31/2007 1:11:43 PM

Just keep getting shitfaced with her until any awkwardness wears off.

12/31/2007 1:13:10 PM

^^she was a cocktail waitress.


the stripper actually gave me her number so we could get down on a bag later but i forgot to call her. again, alcohol was involved




^see, i gotta get through the awkwardness to try and make plans and see her again so the alcohol can come into play and help me out. that's the problem now that dude is back at school

[Edited on December 31, 2007 at 1:14 PM. Reason : add]

12/31/2007 1:13:18 PM

>.<

12/31/2007 1:13:36 PM

i think you missed your chance homie

12/31/2007 1:16:43 PM

until easter

12/31/2007 1:17:19 PM

i mean you cant drop her an email or something to try to get together? or am i mistaken and she lives out of town too. . ?

12/31/2007 1:18:37 PM

I can't talk to most girls drunk, sober, or anywhere between.

12/31/2007 1:20:06 PM

^^nah she's in town. that is my plan, just trying to work the words out.


looking for something a little more than "meet me at the bar, its goin down"

12/31/2007 1:23:41 PM

if ever there were a time for a txt msg

12/31/2007 1:24:26 PM

here's a crazy idea.



you: hey, i'd like to take you out to dinner
her: okay

12/31/2007 1:26:12 PM

yep, i dont have her number yet...so this will have to be a dreaded facebook message :/



^its so crazy it might actually work!

[Edited on December 31, 2007 at 1:26 PM. Reason : add]

12/31/2007 1:26:19 PM

Quote :

"...so this will have to be a dreaded facebook message"

haha, you never gonna get laid with that weak-sauce

12/31/2007 1:32:16 PM

send her a smiley face

bitches love smiley faces

12/31/2007 1:32:54 PM

I picked up allie via a drunken facebook message

12/31/2007 1:33:29 PM

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....

12/31/2007 1:33:51 PM

i hope it works out for you!

12/31/2007 1:35:33 PM

this thread

10/10

12/31/2007 1:37:10 PM

post a link to her profile and i'll ask for you...

12/31/2007 1:38:46 PM

i think i am having this problem b/c im not just trying to knock the bottoms off of this one.

12/31/2007 1:39:49 PM

haha yeah right

12/31/2007 1:40:15 PM

ferserious!

12/31/2007 1:40:41 PM

dude: lets be bf/gf so we can have sex
girl: i just want to fuck

12/31/2007 1:48:41 PM

Quote :

"yep, i dont have her number yet..."

FAIL

You probably could have hit her up for that during the drinking.

12/31/2007 1:54:28 PM

that was the last thing on either of our minds.


she's not like most girls when it comes to a cellphone.

12/31/2007 2:00:37 PM

hahahah do i know the girl cause i'm pretty sure i know the outta town friend

12/31/2007 2:01:20 PM

i'd rather talk on aim than a phone but i am aware its supposed to be the other way around

12/31/2007 2:01:21 PM

see she's not an aim user either. I think thats why i like her.

nice low maintenance southern girl



sumfoo1, yeah you know the mutual friend. not sure if you know her or not though.

12/31/2007 2:05:01 PM

That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said, "I know it dad, ain't she cool--that's the kind I dig"

12/31/2007 2:08:11 PM

damn how does this bitch communicate if she doestn like the phone OR aim...she aint a facebook broad is she?

12/31/2007 2:08:53 PM

love Confederate Railroad

12/31/2007 2:09:09 PM

carrier pidgeon

12/31/2007 2:09:50 PM

nope definitely not a facebook broad.

i mean she uses the phone, but she's not a girl who is constantly on it. which would be good if there was a future cause i'd never have to waste hours on the phone in boring conversation.

12/31/2007 2:10:26 PM

here here for not wanting to listen to bitching over the phone

12/31/2007 2:14:36 PM

Using the internets was invented for guys to pick up wimminz.

12/31/2007 2:23:49 PM

hahah i have a friend whos last 3 girls somehow involved facebook

12/31/2007 2:26:53 PM

i got dumped by my last girl on facebook.

12/31/2007 2:37:15 PM

Myspace is fun as well

12/31/2007 2:47:10 PM

i'm going with the 3-day rule.

12/31/2007 2:49:24 PM

whats that?

12/31/2007 2:50:21 PM

well, if i had gotten her number i'd wait three days to call her.


but since i didn't, and saw her sunday..i'm gonna wait till wednesday to contact her.

12/31/2007 2:55:18 PM

how you gonna contact her if you didnt get her #

12/31/2007 2:56:28 PM

facebook, we went over this.


she isnt a whore to it, so it will be a good medium

12/31/2007 2:59:53 PM

set em up

12/31/2007 5:01:03 PM