and dont want to have to go to the door to meet the mom... best route to go?

12/27/2007 2:37:48 PM

speaking of bitches and doors...i think its really dumb to open a car door for a girl....i mean how lazy is that...

12/27/2007 2:38:25 PM

sit in the driveway and lay on the horn

it's a classy move

12/27/2007 2:38:35 PM

don't be a wuss. just give the mom the sex look and you'll be scraight

12/27/2007 2:38:56 PM

Quote :

"sit in the driveway and lay on the horn it's a classy move"

been there, done that


haven't seen her in 2 years. if she's fat im going to keep driving

12/27/2007 2:39:18 PM

^^nah. i dont care about parents. cept i met the mom 2 years ago when i was doing the older sister. i would think that would be an awkward situation.

12/27/2007 2:39:56 PM

how about this

DONT DATE CHICKS WHO STILL LIVE WITH THEIR MOMS

12/27/2007 2:41:49 PM

^^she prolly just wants to know when it's gonna be her turn

12/27/2007 2:42:14 PM

who said i was datin?

12/27/2007 2:42:19 PM

you know what I mean

12/27/2007 2:42:40 PM

go home
wait until you grow a pair
try again

[Edited on December 27, 2007 at 2:43 PM. Reason : .]

12/27/2007 2:42:40 PM

lol the mom? i'd do her. i took her out on my motorcycle 2 years ago. she was blasted drunk. hahah grabbed my crotch.

[Edited on December 27, 2007 at 2:43 PM. Reason : .]

12/27/2007 2:42:58 PM

yeah fuck it just lay on the horn

12/27/2007 2:43:19 PM

^^^he is just fucking, not really dating

[Edited on December 27, 2007 at 2:43 PM. Reason : .]

12/27/2007 2:43:26 PM

this family sounds like winners

12/27/2007 2:43:29 PM

hell yeah. tight winners.

12/27/2007 2:44:53 PM

Quote :

"speaking of bitches and doors...i think its really dumb to open a car door for a girl....i mean how lazy is that..."

agreed.

12/27/2007 2:48:04 PM

call her phone and say BITCH COME OUTSIDE AND GET IN MY CAR

12/27/2007 2:50:13 PM

go for the trifecta brosef

12/27/2007 2:51:05 PM

BITCH THE TIME IS NOW, U BETTER HAVE VALID ID TOO

12/27/2007 2:51:21 PM

brosef

12/27/2007 2:51:36 PM

BITCH IF YOU SASS ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I WILL KILL YOU REAL SLOW

12/27/2007 2:52:16 PM

Quote :

"well my curfew is 2am and imma tell my mom im spendn the nite @ a friends house and c wut she says lol. so hopefully she say yea and ill let u knw tho.'"

rofl

12/27/2007 3:02:20 PM

12/27/2007 3:05:35 PM

nah she's of age.



[Edited on December 27, 2007 at 3:09 PM. Reason : .]

12/27/2007 3:07:30 PM

this thread are quality

12/27/2007 3:09:44 PM

come on now.... lets all be honest with eachother here.

you guys dont actually know any real girls.

12/27/2007 3:11:44 PM

OMG HE HAS A CAR.

12/27/2007 3:13:32 PM

Quote :

"if ur pickin up a girl faggot"

fixed it for ya homo

12/27/2007 3:14:31 PM

ty

12/27/2007 3:14:47 PM

speaking of homo...i cant believe that slowback dude has nipple rings...god thats so gay

12/27/2007 3:15:54 PM

eightysix when did you change usernames?

12/27/2007 3:25:01 PM

when i forgot my password.

12/27/2007 3:26:15 PM

you cant get it emailed to yourself?

12/27/2007 3:27:14 PM

brosef

12/27/2007 3:28:34 PM

broseph

12/27/2007 3:31:35 PM

just wear some axe

12/27/2007 3:33:37 PM

Bod Man, g. Bod Man

12/27/2007 3:36:19 PM

haha bod commercials are funny...those sluts go to the field just to watch some guys exercise...what a bunch of whores

"i want that bod i want that bod"...what a gay theme song too

12/27/2007 3:37:49 PM

almost as gay as your screen name.

12/27/2007 3:40:56 PM

at least my screen name makes sense...yours is a bunch of random mumbo jumbo

12/27/2007 3:41:26 PM

why would you not want to meet the mom?

moms are one of my favourite weapons when wooing a girl

12/27/2007 3:42:20 PM

i aint trying to woo shit.

im not dating this girl.

12/27/2007 6:46:14 PM

the horn is horrible


calling on the phone has never been beneath me

12/27/2007 6:48:42 PM

Quote :

"go home wait until you grow a pair try again"

12/27/2007 6:52:14 PM

Quote :

"speaking of bitches and doors...i think its really dumb to open a car door for a girl....i mean how lazy is that..."

Son...If the woman deserves respect, she's gonna get respect. I kiss no asses, nor am I anyone's bitch. But if I dig her and I respect her, I'll open the door for her. It might be a meaningless gesture to you and others, but if she digs, then I dig. You dig?

drunkndilatedanus...you, sir, are a goddamned shitbag asstard.

12/27/2007 7:58:23 PM

Dan you are awesome

I like when a guy opens the door for me.. its very respectful... I mean if the situation is right ya know?

12/27/2007 8:01:00 PM

yeah. a man should always open doors if hes into a chick, even if he does have that keyless entry stuff.

12/27/2007 8:13:35 PM

Well, you know the deal, Jillene...if ya wanna be respected, then you've got to give respect.

Trying to front and be all manly and thug and shit...the women that works on, I don't want to date. Hell, I don't even want to fuck 'em meaninglessly.

12/27/2007 8:45:31 PM

setemup

12/27/2007 8:46:20 PM