http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

ok fuckers, it's fucking up the html

i dont care if it's old

12/19/2007 10:07:41 PM

wow, you are board

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 10:10 PM. Reason : wow i was wonderin what alll that jibber-jabber shit was, expecially the payday loan part]

12/19/2007 10:08:33 PM

he is not a board

12/19/2007 10:09:11 PM

i think she means you are a broad

12/19/2007 10:09:41 PM

12/19/2007 10:09:47 PM

no sir, i am not a board

but ill use one to bash a five year old

12/19/2007 10:09:55 PM

the inspiration

Quote :

"The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. * The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down. I set my magic number at 30, but upon reflection, I think I could take on a few more. How many could you take on? "

12/19/2007 10:10:47 PM

You could take on 23 five year old kids in a fight.

12/19/2007 10:11:03 PM

Quote :

" You could take on 20 five year old kids in a fight."

12/19/2007 10:11:36 PM

i only got 20 :[

12/19/2007 10:11:45 PM

24 bitches

12/19/2007 10:12:09 PM

HELLS YEAH, 36 MOTHERFUCKING 5 YEAR OLDS

12/19/2007 10:12:50 PM

Quote :

"You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight."

12/19/2007 10:13:11 PM

^^^ o'rlly

12/19/2007 10:13:13 PM

HE CAN'T SEE YOUR POSTS!!1

12/19/2007 10:14:23 PM

27

12/19/2007 10:14:57 PM

shit

28

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 10:16 PM. Reason : n]

12/19/2007 10:16:13 PM

Quote :

"You could take on 29 five year old kids in a fight. "

12/19/2007 10:16:55 PM

You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.

12/19/2007 10:18:01 PM

apparently im the big pussy in the room

12/19/2007 10:18:29 PM

34!

it was the fighting experience i've had i'm sure

12/19/2007 10:19:08 PM

this thread inspired me to go purchase new child kicking boots

12/19/2007 10:19:26 PM

31

12/19/2007 10:19:42 PM

36

Because of fighting experience AND martial arts experience... and i've been trampled by a horse, but i don't know how that improves my chances against 5-year-olds.

12/19/2007 10:20:59 PM

21

i liked the idea of using the chirruns as weapons

12/19/2007 10:25:19 PM

i voted against the use of chirruns as weapons

12/19/2007 10:27:02 PM

i guess it depends on your position. are they coming from 1 direction? or are they coming from all sides.

these factors matter greatly

12/19/2007 10:28:06 PM

31

12/19/2007 10:28:18 PM

^i would've thought youd score as high as i did

12/19/2007 10:28:57 PM

i dont have any martial arts experience

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 10:31 PM. Reason : i have the wingspan of someone that is 6'8" and I am 6'1" lol]

12/19/2007 10:30:43 PM

29
... no martial art

12/19/2007 10:30:55 PM

25

12/19/2007 10:31:10 PM

linked from that page

http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/booze
97%

I don't drink that often, though

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 10:32 PM. Reason : dgf]

[Edited on December 19, 2007 at 10:32 PM. Reason : lk]

12/19/2007 10:32:14 PM

^wtf?

12/19/2007 10:32:51 PM

^^ nice work there

12/19/2007 10:37:46 PM

12/19/2007 10:46:31 PM

only 22
I'm a wuss

12/19/2007 10:59:00 PM

yay, 30!

12/19/2007 11:05:27 PM

12/19/2007 11:13:17 PM

30

12/19/2007 11:13:47 PM

23

But I know I could take on over 50.

12/19/2007 11:19:04 PM

26

12/19/2007 11:19:11 PM

28

12/20/2007 12:23:41 AM

29

12/20/2007 12:26:19 AM

29

12/20/2007 12:27:09 AM

Quote :

" You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight."

I could take at least 40 irl though. I have more heart than than they were expecting. They should probably ask "Are you from Nash County" and if the answer is yes then you get an extra 10 five year olds.

12/20/2007 12:30:21 AM

fuck me

why isn't this shit working


[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:32 AM. Reason : ads]

12/20/2007 12:31:29 AM

22

12/20/2007 12:32:32 AM

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 12:33 AM. Reason : you fucked up too badly.]

12/20/2007 12:32:51 AM

You could take on 36 five year old kids in a fight.

12/20/2007 12:58:25 AM