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http://www.totallycrap.com/magazine/rachel_aldana_guinness_record/

Quote :

"Rachel Aldana - Guinness Record TEENAGER Rachel Aldana is to star in the Guinness Book of Records for having Britain’s biggest boobs - a titanic 32JJ. They make Jordan’s 34FF pair look like poached eggs - and unlike the model, Rachel’s ones are NATURAL. But hairdresser Rachel, 18, pays a heavy price for her monster mammaries. Each one weighs a staggering 2.4KG - more than a large bag of potatoes - which means she suffers permanent back pain. And her outstanding assets bring a daily gauntlet of leers from blokes and bitching from women. Rachel, from Brackley, Northants, said: “It’s fantastic about the record but I’m totally out of proportion. I’m 5ft 6ins yet I have these huge breasts. I look like a Barbie doll - and it’s caused grief all my life.” She added: “Blokes stop and stare at me. It can be intimidating and it’s made me rather dubious about men. But the women are worse. They look at me like I’m filth and tell me I’m attention-seeking.” Rachel, who says she is “happily” single, reckons her boobs are hereditary. She said: “My mum had 36E boobs and had a reduction when she was 35 to become a size C. But I don’t want to do anything like that yet.” NSFW "

12/12/2007 6:34:17 PM

she'd look a lot better if they were ~D

12/12/2007 6:35:57 PM

right click, save as...

12/12/2007 6:36:43 PM

good heavens

12/12/2007 6:36:55 PM

damn

12/12/2007 6:37:09 PM

not that those are really that attractive

but, for being that big, they aren't too bad.

12/12/2007 6:38:05 PM

I just want to nut on them.. at least once..

12/12/2007 6:39:07 PM

Way too big

But DAAAMN

12/12/2007 6:39:13 PM

just to let you know, I would slice all of your throats to motorboat them

12/12/2007 6:39:34 PM

They aren't the biggest in Britain. Apparently there is a 16 year old with 34KK knockers named Chloe Rogers.

http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16471562&method=full&siteid=93463&headline=record-breakkers---name_page.html

12/12/2007 6:40:51 PM

I've hit it already. She moans when she orgasms.

12/12/2007 6:41:06 PM

There's no pictures in that link.

12/12/2007 6:41:38 PM

Quote :

"They aren't the biggest in Britain. Apparently there is a 16 year old with 34KK knockers named Chloe Rogers. http://www.people.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16471562&method=full&siteid=93463&headline=record-breakkers---name_page.html"

Sounds like the only way to resolve this conflict involves baby oil and a tarp.

12/12/2007 6:42:26 PM

Well she's 16.

12/12/2007 6:42:43 PM

and for the size of her boobs, she's not that large of a woman. i'd give anything to play with those for even just a few minutes

12/12/2007 6:43:54 PM

I hope that she talks like Ali G. That would make her the coolest british girl ever.

12/12/2007 6:44:59 PM

nvm

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 6:47 PM. Reason : .]

12/12/2007 6:45:58 PM

when she gets a reduction, i bet she can use her bra to go watermelon shopping.

12/12/2007 6:47:18 PM

^5 but one of them is 19, and says:

Quote :

""I've always dreamt of being a newspaper pin-up but my illness means I haven't been able to pursue it. Finding out that my boobs are among the biggest in Britain and having my picture taken for The People has been a dream come true for me.""

But then there's no picture.

12/12/2007 6:48:32 PM

twenty years from now, this thread will be called

"Britain's Ugliest Tits"

12/12/2007 6:49:24 PM

oh hey, so it does:

Quote :

"which means she suffers permanent back pain"

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 6:53 PM. Reason : sucks to be her]

12/12/2007 6:49:49 PM

not like she said that in the article

12/12/2007 6:52:03 PM

Quote :

"not that those are really that attractive but, for being that big, they aren't too bad."

12/12/2007 6:54:20 PM

she looks like goldengirl in the face

12/12/2007 6:56:16 PM

I can't believe I am saying this, but those are too big.

12/12/2007 6:58:34 PM

not like they really ARE too big : rolly face :

12/12/2007 6:59:15 PM

^^^ no she doesn't

12/12/2007 7:03:49 PM

she does in the first 3 pictures to me

12/12/2007 7:06:02 PM

i think goldengirl should fdt just to be sure

12/12/2007 7:07:32 PM

Wow. I feel really sorry for her because I know those enormous breasts cannot be comfortable, but good lord I would love to bury my face in her cleavage.

12/12/2007 7:28:19 PM

for real...i'd make farting noises and stuff

12/12/2007 7:29:00 PM

she is surprisingly hot

12/12/2007 7:32:56 PM

she seems to be grimacing in every picture, what kind of kinky facial expression is that?

FACIAL HA HA!

12/12/2007 7:34:04 PM

Also, where's the NSFW tag?

12/12/2007 7:34:51 PM

Quote :

"not that those are really that attractive but, for being that big, they aren't too bad."

god, i would be begging my parents for a reduction if i were her

12/12/2007 7:42:53 PM

Quote :

"Also, where's the NSFW tag?"

it's there, it's just spelt t-i-t-s

12/12/2007 7:44:26 PM

OUCH

12/12/2007 8:02:06 PM

for such large tits, i'm surprised the nipples are so nice

12/12/2007 8:35:39 PM

^

12/12/2007 8:36:18 PM

the chick is actually pretty freakin attractive

12/12/2007 8:42:50 PM

Wow, and they look nice too, figured the nipples be weird or something.

12/12/2007 9:43:04 PM

lawl she has hairy arms.

12/12/2007 9:44:50 PM

Pretty good figure considering how little cardio she can probably do with those flopping around.

12/12/2007 9:45:53 PM

just think of how long this shit probably took to load on 0epi's dialup

12/12/2007 9:49:07 PM

Quote :

"which means she suffers permanent back pain"

wow, women always find a way to bitch about something.

12/12/2007 9:53:38 PM

nice nips for tits that big

she really puts that christina model chick to shame

12/12/2007 9:59:25 PM

^^if you had nuts the size of tennis balls, you'd probably bitch about sitting down...

12/12/2007 10:01:58 PM

She just needs to go to the gym and exercise her back more, that's all.

12/12/2007 10:22:04 PM

how much are plane tickets to the UK?

12/12/2007 10:41:47 PM

How in the hell does she cut hair? At full arms length?

12/12/2007 10:44:27 PM