He went to Jared!

12/12/2007 5:04:54 PM

12/12/2007 5:05:46 PM

A well tailored suit from Mens Wearhouse will get you a better deal at Jared's

12/12/2007 5:06:34 PM

the only thing worse than these commercials is kay jewelers commercials.

12/12/2007 5:06:42 PM

I had the DeBeers music as my ring tone for a while

shit is hot

12/12/2007 5:07:40 PM

Which one has that fucking Vanessa Carlton song from 6 years ago?

12/12/2007 5:08:04 PM

hahah its not even the real vanessa carlton song, its a rendition lol

12/12/2007 5:08:37 PM

jeebus thats bad

12/12/2007 5:10:01 PM

Jared's Jewels > Jared from Subway

12/12/2007 6:18:47 PM

sparky> Jared's Jewels > Jared from Subway

[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 6:26 PM. Reason : a]

12/12/2007 6:25:55 PM

we went through a period at the EMS station where after just about everything that was said

someone would sing "IT CAN ONLY BE JAAA-REDDDD" from that commercial


so like


"hm, drip rate has stopped on that IV, think it's infiltrated?"
...
"IT CAN ONLY BE JAREDDDDD"

12/12/2007 6:27:14 PM

Every kiss begins with Kay

12/12/2007 6:27:36 PM

Kay commercials>>>>> Jared commercials

12/12/2007 6:49:58 PM

are their diamonds made from the ground up bones of african slaves?

12/12/2007 6:51:15 PM

He should die if he went to Jared.

Anyone supporting that chain and their god awful commercials needs to be fustigated.

12/12/2007 6:52:45 PM

kay and jared are the same company

i'm personally a fan of Ronny Mervis from mervis diamond importers



his brother Kenny still lives at the mines.

12/12/2007 6:58:48 PM

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2/4/2008 3:13:56 PM

I would never go to Jared.

2/4/2008 3:15:10 PM

I would give anything to ship a bunch of the poor fuckers who have to mine these diamonds over here, give them all machetes and AK's, and slaughter every last one of the Jared cocksuckers. Cut the heads off all the actors in the stupid ass commercials, burn all the employees alive, and generally work our way up to throwing all those god damned filthy Dutch bastards against a wall with a blindfold and a cigarette.

2/4/2008 3:18:25 PM

did you get cheated by the galleria of jewelry or something?

2/4/2008 3:24:29 PM

No, I just have a little trouble with the fact that for some guys to get laid/some girls to feel validated we have to subject an entire continent to war and genocide

Oh, look, a shiny rock! One we can make an exact replica of in a lab with no risk of dismemberment, but why would we do that? This one is straight from Sierra fucking Leone.

The amount of human suffering that goes into a diamond is what gives it its lustre and value!

[Edited on February 4, 2008 at 3:27 PM. Reason : ]

2/4/2008 3:26:28 PM

they'd find something to fight about other than diamonds

2/4/2008 3:27:56 PM

"Diamonds: She'll Pretty Much Have To"

2/4/2008 3:29:00 PM

most annoying commercials








EVAR

2/4/2008 4:02:11 PM

Quote :

"No, I just have a little trouble with the fact that for some guys to get laid/some girls to feel validated we have to subject an entire continent to war and genocide Oh, look, a shiny rock! One we can make an exact replica of in a lab with no risk of dismemberment, but why would we do that? This one is straight from Sierra fucking Leone. The amount of human suffering that goes into a diamond is what gives it its lustre and value!"

If you think things are bad now what do you think is going to happen when you take away the sole source of income for thousands of people who have no other way to make a living?

p.s., The world has responded to your concerns. I know you probably just recently saw the movie Blood Diamond, but welcome to the year 2000 and the Kimberly Process.

I know there is no short supply of conflict diamonds today, but things are much better than they were just a decade ago.

2/4/2008 4:11:22 PM

some one paged?

2/4/2008 5:08:24 PM