just got a limited production run (5) of these made... might roll 5 deep to Crowley's or a couple other spots to pick up some 30 year-olds.

Urbandictionary.com:

Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 10:41 AM. Reason : rollin deep]

12/11/2007 10:41:24 AM

that's awesome

12/11/2007 10:41:46 AM

i can't decide if that's great or retarded

12/11/2007 10:43:06 AM

what are some good hunting grounds in Raleigh for cougars?

12/11/2007 10:43:49 AM

K&W

12/11/2007 10:46:39 AM

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"what are some good hunting grounds in Raleigh for cougars?"

12/11/2007 10:47:11 AM

you kids spend your money on some crazy shit

12/11/2007 10:47:17 AM

that shirt cost me $16... that's about the cost of a walmart shirt


[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 10:49 AM. Reason : I know someone who works at a shop that does t-shirts etc]

12/11/2007 10:47:53 AM

neat
but still...

you kids spend your money on some crazy shit

12/11/2007 10:49:09 AM

<3

12/11/2007 10:49:47 AM

I just got my MILF HUNTER hat in the mail

but its got the gay strap tassle thing on the back instead of the clicky thing with the holes

12/11/2007 10:50:21 AM

if you paid $16 dollar bucks for a shirt at walmart you got ripped

12/11/2007 10:50:37 AM

whatever. it wasn't expensive, that's the point.

12/11/2007 10:51:21 AM

i think this is...

oh wait, this is the same guy who was proud of shitting/vomiting on a car and driving around in it, isn't it?

carry on

12/11/2007 10:55:44 AM

Call me a nitpicker, but shouldn't cougars hunt you? (especially in Soviet Russia)

So, throw those out and go make shirts that say Cougar prey.

12/11/2007 10:56:25 AM

cougars really have no standards anymore

12/11/2007 10:56:34 AM

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"what are some good hunting grounds in Raleigh for cougars?"

Any place a shitty 80's cover band is playing, so that means Napper Tandy's on any given Friday.

Charlie's on 9th Street in Durham is also very Cougariffic.

12/11/2007 11:02:36 AM

dude every place plays shitty 80's music these days, whether it's by DJ (Buckhead) or by shitty cover band (Buckhead)

12/11/2007 12:16:30 PM

This is a pretty original idea. I like it. Two thumbs up, man.

12/11/2007 12:16:47 PM

Go to Hi-5 or Bogarts on an 80's music night. They're out in waves.

12/11/2007 12:33:54 PM

This thread shows a complete disregard for the definition of "cougar". I cannot support it.

12/11/2007 1:20:26 PM

I don't think a 30 year old really classifies as a cougar.

mid to late 30's, maybe.

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 1:25 PM. Reason : unless she's going for 15 year olds]

12/11/2007 1:24:39 PM

The venue you choose depends on the style of Cougar you're looking for.

The most common seems to be the "low-rise, boot cut jeans on an old lady" type. These are usually the easiest to land and come in droves to the shitty 80's music venues discussed above.

Once in a while you'll come across a classic Cougar wearing old lady jeans with no back pockets. These are nice because you can really feel the old lady squish when you grab their ass while dancing to a Journey cover.

I myself am in search of the very rare Cougar who still wears Keds.

12/11/2007 1:45:36 PM

12/11/2007 1:57:34 PM

Holy shit, why have i never heard of this before.

12/11/2007 2:00:52 PM

haha, awesome shirt

12/11/2007 2:02:23 PM

so are you hoping to get some cougar hoes with that shirt?
because its not going to happen

12/11/2007 2:12:20 PM

among other things, that shirt looks like 1992


and lol

Quote :

"That cougar I met last night, showed me shit I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more."

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 2:17 PM. Reason : and]

12/11/2007 2:16:11 PM

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"Holy shit, why have i never heard of this before."

are you serious?

this "term" is already pretty much played out...

the word "cougar" gets thrown around way too aggressively these days, and is usually completely unwarranted and not befitting the subject, positively or negatively

talking about cougars in 2007/2008 is like talking about tucker max last year.

that shit has been over for like 5 years bro

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 2:19 PM. Reason : .]

12/11/2007 2:17:37 PM

and by 1992 he means ass

12/11/2007 2:18:16 PM

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"i can't decide if that's great or retarded"

12/11/2007 2:18:36 PM

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"are you serious? this "term" is already pretty much played out... the word "cougar" gets thrown around way too aggressively these days, and is usually completely unwarranted and not befitting the subject, positively or negatively talking about cougars in 2007/2008 is like talking about tucker max last year. that shit has been over for like 5 years bro"

FOR REAL

12/11/2007 4:49:42 PM

that shit has been over for like 5 years bro

12/11/2007 4:58:20 PM

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"i can't decide if that's great or retarded"

[Edited on December 11, 2007 at 5:13 PM. Reason : you son of a bitch]

12/11/2007 5:13:11 PM

this is retarded.. "Cougars" hunt the males, not the other way around.

12/11/2007 5:14:04 PM

^thanks man, finally

12/11/2007 5:16:01 PM

This shirt will not get you laid.

12/11/2007 5:21:47 PM

Who in the blue fuck cares? The damn things are funny as shit. I'd sport a shirt like that just for the pure hillarity factor.

All you haters ain't nothin' but a bunch a' pussies. Props to the man for doing something funny like this. 'cause, knowing him, he sure didn't do it out of complete sincerity.

Let me reiterate for the satirically-challenged:

FUCKIN' PUSSIES

12/11/2007 5:29:38 PM

I want a Kitten Hunting Task Force Shirt.

12/11/2007 5:35:03 PM

The whole joke is that we are going to a bar with 5 of us wearing the damn shirts (so we really stick out), and then we're going to try and talk to some older women to see if they recognize the irony of a cougar being hunted in such a rediculous fashion, instead of the other way around. I'm not actually trying to land any of them... and I recognize that I am twisting the definition a bit.

And yes I have had random cougars hit on me in bars a couple times. You can always tell they are a cougar because their lameass opening line is some joke about your age. "Are you sure you're old enough to be in here?" I've gotten that at least three times from mediocre looking women (so I ain't braggin). gimme a fucking break.



[Edited on December 12, 2007 at 12:30 AM. Reason : irony bitches irony]

12/12/2007 12:28:12 AM

i think this is hilarious

for all you haters out there that are overanalizing the concept get a damn life

and yes i meant to write overanalizing

12/12/2007 12:32:33 AM

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"Napper Tandy's on any given Friday"

so true

12/12/2007 12:40:10 AM

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"what are some good hunting grounds in Raleigh for cougars?"

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"K&W"

OMFG i laughed so hard i choked and hurt my sternum. FTmfW

12/12/2007 12:45:14 AM

here's a pic from a little while ago when the taskforce went out

1/2/2008 12:30:50 AM

i recently learned on a trip with the girlfriend that Ulta is a prime spot for white trash cougars.

1/2/2008 12:33:40 AM

yeah, my friends and I also typically wear the exact same thing when we go out too


we also carry our Dungeon Master's Guides and Family Guy DVDs out with us

1/2/2008 12:35:29 AM

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"what are some good hunting grounds in Raleigh for cougars?"

amra's

1/2/2008 12:36:00 AM

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"the taskforce "

Gaddamn.....

I might have to kill you.

1/2/2008 12:36:02 AM

^^ we've been meaning to hit that up. I've been there, but not with the Taskforce

1/2/2008 12:37:40 AM

10/10

1/2/2008 12:49:19 AM