I came home, and saw that maintenance had entered my condo to do replace the air filter, and to check some other things.

I went in to use the bathroom in my office and noticed that the light was on... I then saw the toilet seat was left in the #2 position (for guys), and then I saw it. A foreign, giant, long, curly pubic/ass hair.

I know it has to belong to one of the maintenance guys that came in, and I'm not too sure what I should do about it. Do I brush it off with a tiny piece of toilet paper into the toilet? Or do I try to blow on it such that it will fall into the bowl? Or do I call the concierge and have them send someone to dispose of it?

I'm certainly not going to use that bathroom until it has been cleaned.

12/5/2007 6:50:04 PM

this thread disturbs me on a few levels

12/5/2007 6:50:34 PM

put that hair in his food

12/5/2007 6:51:09 PM

try to get a dna sample and match it against the hair

12/5/2007 6:51:47 PM

you are scared of one pubic hair?

(i do admit it is sick... but hey, they used the toilet, and pubic hair sometimes falls off)

12/5/2007 6:52:00 PM

I'm not scared of it, I'm disgusted that some stranger used MY toilet.

12/5/2007 6:55:16 PM

ewww

12/5/2007 6:56:19 PM

Quote :

"public/ass hair"

public because hes a maintenance guy?

12/5/2007 6:58:05 PM

toilet paper

wash toilet seat

take shit

12/5/2007 6:58:48 PM

^^ good catch on the typo. thanks

^ the maid is coming tomorrow. I think the bathroom might be off limits until she finishes cleaning it. I'm upset because that's the bathroom I like taking a dump in... better than the other bathrooms.

12/5/2007 6:58:55 PM

you know you probably touch worse germs than those just opening a doorknob

12/5/2007 7:00:44 PM

Chapter 14

The Pussification of the American Man

12/5/2007 7:01:10 PM

for real...i hate touching rails of steps in buildings

12/5/2007 7:01:45 PM

so you like to lick assholes but you can't move a pubic hair with some toilet paper?

[Edited on December 5, 2007 at 7:03 PM. Reason : u know im just kidding joe#s i <3 u]

12/5/2007 7:01:50 PM

ewwww

12/5/2007 7:02:21 PM

Quote :

"I'm not scared of it, I'm disgusted that some stranger used MY toilet."

How many of us have lived in dorms?
My freshman year I lived in Lee -- 8 guys to a suite, 2 toilets, 1 shower.

12/5/2007 7:20:12 PM

being in a dorm is one thing. being in a private residence is another. i've grown to appreciate the amenity of having a lightly used toilet. I mean hell, my girlfriend never uses this particular toilet, and I have a 1/2 bath for guests...

12/5/2007 7:23:01 PM

Quote :

"being in a dorm is one thing. being in a private residence is another. i've grown to appreciate the amenity of having a lightly used toilet. I mean hell, my girlfriend never uses this particular toilet, and I have a 1/2 bath for guests..."

I see your point. Just playing devil's advocate.

12/5/2007 7:23:43 PM

so what is the #2 position for girls?

12/5/2007 7:24:45 PM

same thing. it's also the #1 position for them

12/5/2007 7:25:02 PM

you'll never be able to shit in peace on that toilet again. I suggest buying a brand new toilet.

12/5/2007 7:25:38 PM

you'll never be able to live in peace in that house again. I suggest buying a brand new house.

12/5/2007 7:26:42 PM

Quote :

"Or do I call the concierge and have them send someone to dispose of it?"

lawl, don't be a pussy, push it into the bowl, piss on it, and flush the fucker

12/5/2007 7:57:53 PM

omg sanitize EVERYTHING, and make sure to wear your biohazard suit

12/5/2007 8:18:54 PM

pics or it didn't happen

12/5/2007 8:40:03 PM

haha when my girlfriend got home i showed her the offending androgenic hair. she agreed that we quarrantine the bathroom until the maid comes later today.

she should be coming around 10am, so it appears as if there is a light at the end of the tunnel after all.

12/6/2007 8:28:00 AM

quit being a fag and just brush it off with some tp

12/6/2007 8:29:03 AM

pics or it didnt happen

12/6/2007 8:31:28 AM

I find them in my shower all the time. Tempted to leave them on a roommates pillow next time.

12/6/2007 8:32:12 AM

Be a man - floss with it!

12/6/2007 9:04:48 AM

So now the maid is going to think you're nasty for leaving giant pubic hairs on the seat.

Or you can tell her that it belongs to someone else and you were too freaked out to move it. Not sure which is worse.

12/6/2007 9:07:47 AM

haha, you're such a vagina

12/6/2007 9:07:56 AM

if you are really disgusted, i mean come on.

its a hair.

use a tissue and wipe it into the toilet. then just get some lysol, or any antibacterial wipe and clean the surface.

or clean your whole toilet bowl with some comet.

its not that big of a deal, specially to make a thread about it

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 9:19 AM. Reason : or course i didnt read any of the other replies, so you might not be disgusted ]

12/6/2007 9:18:43 AM

You might as well just lick the toilet seat and then swallow the hair.

12/6/2007 9:43:17 AM

i don't think he cleans his own toilets...

i'd wager a small amount that he's one of those guys that doesn't know how to do most things if he had to do them on his own, like, paint, install ceiling fans, clean, etc etc

just more evidence of the pussification of some men in this country

12/6/2007 9:45:58 AM

well i mean in all fairness, supposedly the guy has 1.25 arms and one good eye.

I wouldnt be trying to hang any ceiling fans either.

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 10:26 AM. Reason : f]

12/6/2007 10:25:29 AM

I've put up tons of ceiling fans, only painted 1 room though, and I've cleaned lots of toilets when I was living in an apartment at college.

Just now, I have someone help out with the cleaning because 1) I'm not in college anymore, 2) I have a good job which give me 3) a good salary and can afford it.

If I can come home to a clean condo without putting a huge dent in my wallet, I'm going to do it.

12/6/2007 10:41:31 AM

would you like to share some money with me?

I mean, I didn't earn it
and you don't even know me

but you would be bringing just a little bit of joy into a young man's life

12/6/2007 11:07:29 AM

pubic hair is gone

12/6/2007 8:10:29 PM

What if it was one of your gfs butt hairs? lolz

12/6/2007 8:14:16 PM

trust me, i know it isn't

[Edited on December 6, 2007 at 8:16 PM. Reason : there are no butt hairs in this house]

12/6/2007 8:16:30 PM

baldies!

12/6/2007 8:16:56 PM

they get mutual ass waxings

durrh

12/6/2007 8:17:35 PM

clorox that shit son son and make sure u dont have ne crabs

12/6/2007 8:19:02 PM

you're a giant pussy.

12/6/2007 8:31:41 PM

12/6/2007 8:32:57 PM

you'll never be able to live in peace in that house again. I suggest buying a brand new house.

2/14/2008 12:55:02 PM

still funny

2/14/2008 12:59:43 PM

joe#'s, how do you make sure that your hand is washed thoroughly? Honestly.

2/14/2008 1:09:23 PM

49

2/14/2008 1:22:22 PM