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bbehe
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http://bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view.bg?articleid=1047979

11/30/2007 5:25:26 PM

DeeDee21
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i feel like this story's been done before.

11/30/2007 5:26:57 PM

chembob
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...

11/30/2007 5:27:15 PM

puppy
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Quote :
"Australian Santas ordered not to say “ho, ho, ho” for fear of offending women"

11/30/2007 5:29:16 PM

DJ Lauren
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"Santa’s waistline is the most recent casualty in a war which has already taken away his pipe and his ability to scoop children up and sit them on his knee."


Bet quote of the article.

11/30/2007 5:30:23 PM

DiamondAce
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I was supposed to sit on his knee?

11/30/2007 5:32:34 PM

puppy
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another article
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/general/view.bg?articleid=1047980
this one has kids' opinions
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"“He should stay fat because he won’t fit into his suit anymore,” said sensible Amanda."

11/30/2007 5:35:46 PM

DeeDee21
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those are some old looking kids.

also, 11 and 12 is too goddamn old to believe in santa claus.

[Edited on November 30, 2007 at 5:39 PM. Reason : cussin]

11/30/2007 5:38:08 PM

puppy
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what age do kids usually stop believing? I know I was younger than 11, but I remember the Christmas when I found out that he wasn't. I think I was like 8 or 9.

11/30/2007 5:43:33 PM

DJ Lauren
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also, 11 and 12 is too goddamn old to believe in santa claus."



GRINCH!!! FUCKING GRINCH!!!!

11/30/2007 5:44:26 PM

DiamondAce
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Wait, so Santa Claus isn't real?

11/30/2007 5:47:32 PM

Paul1984
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why would people be against him saying merry Christmas? I don't get offended if someone wishes me a happy Ramadan or Hanuka. But then I'm not religious so if I minded one I'd mind all of them.

11/30/2007 5:57:06 PM

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