[old]





-- THE LYRICS --

Is this the frat life
This is so phat to me
Hittin' the ice-luge
This is the sickest party
Open your thighs
Give my bros high fives, so sweet
I'm just a frat boy, taking virginities
Because it's golf pros, tennis hoes
Gettin' high with my bros
Anyway this bitch blows, doesnt really matter to me
To me

Harlan, just killed a keg
God I rule at Tony Hawk
Dude you suck, don't even talk
Duncan, we're up at beer pong
If you don't sink 5 cups you're such a gay
You guys, brooos
I'm so f-ing drunk
If Im not out of bed on time tomorrow
Wake me up, wake me up
I can't miss Western Civ

Oh great, I have to piss
Break the seal yeah now it's time
What the hell is with this line
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and pee outside
Oh no, duuude (There's a cop car)
Damn you Gamma Pi
I sometimes wish I never had pledged at all

I see a little party foul over there
What a douche, what a douche someone get the mop bucket
Chad and Moose are fighting
What is with this lighting here
Broke a lamp, broke a lamp
Broke a lamp, broke a lamp
Shards of glass inside my foot
Oh God oh ow ow ow ow
I tried to jump it thought I could clear it
He tried to jump it, he's a drunk idiot
Get him some gauze for his lamp injury
Easy Trent, easy bro, think I'm bout to blow
(Vomit noise) No! We will not let you bro, let me bro!
(Vomit noise) No! We will not let you bro, let me bro!
(Vomit noise) No! We will not let you bro, let me bro!
Will not let you bro, let me bro!
Will not let you bro, let me bro!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Dude I'm gonna, dude I'm gonna, dude I'm gonna let me bro
Fuck all you guys, I'm gonna puke and rally, rally, rally

Swear to God I'm not crying, there's shit in my eye
You guys promised to love me until we all died
Oh Logan, cant do this to me Logan
Just gotta get hugged, just gotta hug it out here

Brotherhood's forever,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters, Bro-dy

11/29/2007 11:45:33 AM

11/29/2007 11:47:28 AM

haha best thing you've ever posted

Quote :

"I see a little party foul over there What a douche, what a douche someone get the mop bucket Chad and Moose are fighting What is with this lighting here Broke a lamp, broke a lamp Broke a lamp, broke a lamp Shards of glass inside my foot Oh God oh ow ow ow ow I tried to jump it thought I could clear it He tried to jump it, he's a drunk idiot"

11/29/2007 12:01:50 PM

i love this song so much i put it on my ipod


MP3 FORMAT

http://0.content.collegehumor.com/d1/misc/20071022/BrohemianRhapsody.mp3

11/29/2007 12:05:14 PM

ahahahaah i fucking love that song

thx for the mp3

11/29/2007 12:14:42 PM

perma-boo

11/29/2007 12:18:56 PM

haha that was great

11/29/2007 9:37:10 PM

Never seen it, thats some funny shit!!

11/29/2007 9:44:10 PM

never seen that. very well done.

11/29/2007 10:28:55 PM

i can't miss western civ

haha

11/29/2007 10:36:11 PM

Hehehe, this reminds me of my boyfriend. I wish he went to school here though, it would be easier to see him.

11/29/2007 10:52:41 PM

hearty fucking guffaws over here, srsly

11/29/2007 10:53:42 PM

^^ welcome back.

11/29/2007 10:57:42 PM

listen... Mackenzie
I placed an elipsis there because there isn't a clear way to suggest that I was glancing at your name tag

you don't want to be here
its a bad place

I hope, for your sake, that you're the alias of some lonely, creepy guy
otherwise you're getting into trouble

unless you learn to harness the awful power that can be had here

11/29/2007 11:00:57 PM

evan preform this on Saturday

11/30/2007 8:22:09 AM

btt

11/30/2007 5:05:37 PM