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"AIKEN, S.C. — A bank teller had a million reasons to deny this transaction. Police say a man tried to open an account with a $1 million bill, which does not exist. The teller refused and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers, said Aiken County Sheriff's spokesman Lt. Michael Frank. Alexander D. Smith, 31, of Augusta, Georgia, was charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of forgery, Frank said. The second forgery charge came after investigators learned Smith bought several cartons of cigarettes from a nearby grocery store with a stolen check, Frank said. Smith has a bail hearing scheduled Wednesday, but Deputy Angela Shunn of the Aiken County Detention Center did not know if he had an attorney. An off-hours call to the public defender's office went unanswered."

11/28/2007 1:17:27 PM

haha, i read about this last night--you gotta give him a C- for effort

11/28/2007 1:18:21 PM

here's your sign

11/28/2007 1:18:59 PM

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"which does not exist"

which obviously needs to be clarified for some....

11/28/2007 1:19:16 PM

he didnt do a bad job, should've made something a little more believable

11/28/2007 1:19:25 PM

looks legit to me

11/28/2007 1:20:43 PM

^^^well, there are $100,000 gold certificates, so it's not that far-fetched

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 1:21 PM. Reason : ^]

11/28/2007 1:21:02 PM

Even if that was a real bill, how would a million dollar bill see so much use that it looks worse then just about any one dollar bill I've ever seen. A million dollar bill can't be a part of that many transactions.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 1:22 PM. Reason : .]

11/28/2007 1:21:22 PM

LOLOL....i like how it has several counterfeit marks on it

11/28/2007 1:21:36 PM

oh come on...a million dollar bill that looks like a 20?

11/28/2007 1:22:03 PM

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"LOLOL....i like how it has several counterfeit marks on it "

I can't believe some motherfuckers checked that with the counterfeit pen!

11/28/2007 1:34:17 PM

series 2007 and its been worn that much

11/28/2007 1:36:51 PM

that's the highest we got!

11/28/2007 1:37:11 PM

Woodrow Wilson?

With the apparent negative correlation between a president's popularity and the denomination they're assigned . . . who would go on a $1M bill?

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 1:39 PM. Reason : did anyone else notice the web address under the signature on the $1M bill?]

11/28/2007 1:38:59 PM

under the signature, what is that website

i can read http://www.WayOfTheMaster______.com

11/28/2007 1:39:18 PM

yeah but the 100,000 wasn't for use by common people.. it was for use with govt stuff so he wouldnt be able to use one of those either

11/28/2007 1:39:32 PM

Ministry produces $1B bills:
http://powerhouse-ministry.org/news_billionbills.aspx

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"Since the Dallas-based branch of the U.S. Secret Service seized a number of evangelist Ray Comfort’s million dollar bill tracts in June, the author and co-host of “The Way of the Master” television show says that his ministry has hardly been able to keep up with the demand."

Fake money inflation has run amok! (amuck? amock? *shrug*)

11/28/2007 1:43:28 PM

I think the bill mentioned at the top was one of those "million dollar question" bills where you flip it over and it says "Have you given yourself to Jesus".

http://www.wayofthemaster.com

I love how KIRK CAMERON from growing pains is on the main site. I knew he was a bible thumper but damn.



[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 1:47 PM. Reason : 5]

11/28/2007 1:43:55 PM

WayOfTheMasterRadio

11/28/2007 1:44:27 PM

yah, it said radio.

i put 2 and 2 together after the post above

11/28/2007 1:44:56 PM

It sounds like a bondage podcast ambrosia1231 would listen to.

11/28/2007 1:46:04 PM

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11/28/2007 1:49:10 PM

THREEVE

11/28/2007 1:56:53 PM

when I saw this I looked in a desk drawer and I had some of the million dollars from a discipleship class I took at church a while back. The image on the one I have exactly matches the pic and the numbers (JN316777AZ) are exactly the same. haha. on the back it tells all about Jesus. He got busted trying to pass a religious tract out as real money.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 5:42 PM. Reason : .]

11/28/2007 5:42:05 PM

that $8T bill needs to be updated a bit

11/28/2007 7:43:08 PM