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Amsterdam718
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a good damn Saint. i couldn't imagine having a meat cycle on my dick.

11/27/2007 9:51:01 PM

joe17669
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i dont think i would care either way. i mean, when it's hard there's no difference is there?

11/27/2007 9:52:10 PM

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circumcision is unnatural. We should stop doing it.

11/27/2007 9:52:30 PM

Kodiak
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"meat cycle"


Hahahaha, A718 is so underrated around here.

11/27/2007 9:54:05 PM

eleusis
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^^circumcision seems to be pretty effective at disease control.

11/27/2007 9:55:54 PM

Lutra
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The foreskin is a bitch to keep clean though.

11/27/2007 9:57:04 PM

JeffreyBSG
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I knew a dude in high school who was uncircumsized

and he started a band named "Rumpledforeskin"

11/28/2007 12:16:43 AM

GREEN JAY
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foreskins are pleasurable though

11/28/2007 12:18:21 AM

JeffreyBSG
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when Erskine Bowles was running for Senator, I always called him Ferskine Bowles

11/28/2007 12:21:51 AM

Fumbler
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"The foreskin is a bitch to keep clean though."

And you know because you have one right?

That's like saying your clit hood is a bitch to keep clean.

11/28/2007 12:44:05 AM

GREEN JAY
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they do get smelly though

11/28/2007 12:58:25 AM

Amsterdam718
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"That's like saying your clit hood is a bitch to keep clean."

11/28/2007 1:07:17 AM

Jen
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"I knew a dude in high school who was uncircumsized

and he started a band named "Rumpledforeskin""


i just died laughing

11/28/2007 1:09:38 AM

mawle427
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I love these arguments about disease control and cleaning and smell.

And all of that is pretty much nullified if you wash your goddamn dick on a regular basis.

11/28/2007 7:20:01 AM

StillFuchsia
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meat cycle

11/28/2007 7:38:35 AM

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^^
exactly, wtf?

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"circumcision seems to be pretty effective at disease control."

yeah, like in 3rd world nations without soap and water


that said, I'm cut

though, it'd be cool if I had a "detachable penis foreskin", like that kingmissle song



[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 7:43 AM. Reason : ]

11/28/2007 7:42:56 AM

Jeepin4x4
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i'm cut, thankfully.

i just wouldnt want to deal with schmegma

11/28/2007 7:44:42 AM

BobbyDigital
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"circumcision seems to be pretty effective at disease control."


yeah, for people who are too stupid/lazy to maintain proper hygiene.

11/28/2007 8:35:31 AM

Paul1984
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every forum has a thread like this, I think they get to be so popular because its a much worse version of the xbox/playstation/wii threads, the car threads or the gun threads, because compared to that stuff our pride in our dicks is off the charts. That and if you got a wii and decided you were wrong you can go get a 360 later.

11/28/2007 8:58:59 AM

se7entythree
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"i just wouldnt want to deal with schmegma"


that only happens if you don't fucking bathe.

people are fucking ignorant i swear

btw, it's smegma

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 9:14 AM. Reason : ]

11/28/2007 9:13:20 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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i hooked up with a girl with the screenname "smegma" one time

11/28/2007 9:29:52 AM

ALkatraz
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[dr evil]liquid hot smag-ma[/dr evil]

11/28/2007 9:30:57 AM

Sputter
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http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/63744.php
of course if they weren't fucking like rabbits on x, this wouldn't be an issue


http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m3225/is_1_66/ai_87721476
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"The overall rate of reported circumcision was 19.3 percent. Circumcised men were more likely to have a secondary education or higher and were also more likely to have good genital hygiene on clinical examination compared with uncircumcised men. HPV DNA was detected in 19.6 percent of uncircumcised men and in 5.5 percent of circumcised men. There was no significant decrease overall in the risk of cervical cancer for women with circumcised partners. In the subgroup of men who reported having six or more lifetime sexual partners, there was a significant decrease in cervical cancer rates in their female partner (adjusted odds ratio: 0.42).

The authors conclude that circumcision is associated with a lower rate of penile HPV infection and a reduced risk of cervical cancer in female partners of men with higher numbers of lifetime partners.

"

11/28/2007 9:40:43 AM

JCASHFAN
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OMG circumcision causes higher education!!!!!!!

No, wait. Correlation =/= causation. I mean I was a mediocre student of statistics at best but I understood that concept.







and I'm pretty sure . . . at least if you believe the Old Testament, it was God that commanded Moses to begin circumcision.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 10:27 AM. Reason : so they're pretty much both > mere saints.]

11/28/2007 10:20:09 AM

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actaully it was abraham, book of genesis, chapt 20 somethiing

11/28/2007 10:51:11 AM

Fumbler
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For any jesus freaks...
Quote :
"For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision nor uncircumcision means anything... Galatians 5.6"


Quote :
"HPV DNA was detected in 19.6 percent of uncircumcised men and in 5.5 percent of circumcised men."

Lets see... the lesser educated spanish, columbian, brazilian, thai, and philipino (the studied population) have higher rates of HPV.
Big surprise? No, because lesser educated people tend to have higher rates of all sorts of infection...because they are lesser educated.

I will say that a study (listening to NPR) found that circumcised men in HIV/AIDS stricken parts of africa have a statistically significant lower chance of contracting HIV.
But you know what? The easy way to avoid getting AIDS is to not fuck every woman in the village.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 11:42 AM. Reason : ]

11/28/2007 11:41:09 AM

JCASHFAN
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"actaully it was abraham, book of genesis, chapt 20 somethiing"
That would be correct. Him being the patriarch of it all, but it was Chapter 17.

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"10 This is My covenant, which ye shall keep, between Me and you and thy seed after thee: every male among you shall be circumcised.

11 And ye shall be circumcised in the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of a covenant betwixt Me and you.

12 And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every male throughout your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any foreigner, that is not of thy seed.

13 He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised; and My covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.

14 And the uncircumcised male who is not circumcised in the flesh of his foreskin, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken My covenant."


Once again my inability to conduct a simple Google search while compulsively posting on TWW has caused me to look foolish.

11/28/2007 12:03:07 PM

Sputter
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No one made those claims. I just posted articles.

You people are sure angry about some penis skin.


All I am saying is that if you aren't circumsized there is a good chance that you are a dirty, disease ridden idiot.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 4:35 PM. Reason : asdf]

11/28/2007 4:34:29 PM

se7entythree
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and a bad one at that...

11/28/2007 4:46:42 PM

McDanger
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"No, wait. Correlation =/= causation. I mean I was a mediocre student of statistics at best but I understood that concept."


Apparently mediocre is right seeing as how "correlation =/= causation" does not necessarily hold.

11/28/2007 4:51:35 PM

Fermat
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YOU KNOW WHAT?

TRANS-ATLANTIC =/= TUESDAY

MCDANGER HAS A SOFT ASS

11/28/2007 4:55:08 PM

Amsterdam718
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Fermat,

Don't get fucked up or murdered, B. you should be thankful McDanger even posted on this site. he's got a PhD in Keeping It Jungle, B. he's jungle as fuck (no homo).


Peace to the Gods,


A718G.

11/28/2007 5:51:11 PM

Fermat
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you're like me with no reasoning skills or concept of shame

11/28/2007 5:52:30 PM

Amsterdam718
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"you're like me with no reasoning skills or concept of shame"

11/28/2007 5:55:44 PM

mawle427
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^^seconded

11/28/2007 5:59:39 PM

GoldenViper
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Voluntary circumcision is perhaps acceptable, though I don't understand the appeal.

Subjecting infants to the practice is barbaric.

11/28/2007 6:01:13 PM

Fermat
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nah it's the only civilized thing to do. we're not fucking euro vikings or something. we have dicks that don't rot off our bodies or ache and smell like the dairy section of harris teeter our whole lives

11/28/2007 6:09:13 PM

GoldenViper
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Yes, what could be more civilized than chopping the skin off an infant's penis?

When Africans do that type of thing to girls, we call it genital mutilation and mount campaigns to stop the practice.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 6:14 PM. Reason : more]

11/28/2007 6:13:48 PM

PaulISdead
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you keep a sword in a sheath until you want to use it dont you?

11/28/2007 6:15:46 PM

Fermat
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i'm seeing loads of fags weigh in on this, but where are the daddies money lesbians? It's just 'bout time for them to get out of their radio intern jobs

11/28/2007 6:15:48 PM

Lutra
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And you males think you are the only ones who have ever taken care of your penis? What about your mother/father/nanny that had to wipe your ass and keep that shit clean and clear up your yeast infections and shit when you were an infant?

11/28/2007 6:45:49 PM

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Quote :
"you keep a sword in a sheath until you want to use it dont you?"




FOR THE MUTHAFUCKIN WIN

11/28/2007 6:49:24 PM

GoldenViper
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"What about your mother/father/nanny that had to wipe your ass and keep that shit clean and clear up your yeast infections and shit when you were an infant?"


Unsurprisingly, a foreskin comes in handy during this stage.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 6:50 PM. Reason : doom]

11/28/2007 6:50:04 PM

Lutra
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^Not in my experience. Granted, it probably depends on the child, some are likely more predisposed to cultivate yeasts and such. And in some cases the foreskin is malformed to begin with and requires circumcision.

11/28/2007 6:53:55 PM

GoldenViper
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"^Not in my experience."


Medical professionals disagree. In fact, circumcision leads to more infections during the diaper stage. The foreskin protects the penis.

Besides, even if the hygiene argument were correct, which it isn't, cutting off skin to make cleaning easier would be nuts.

11/28/2007 6:58:11 PM

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My husband and I are going to leave our son's foreskin intact. The AMA states that it is not medically necessary and the American Academy of Pediatrics no longer recommends routine circumcision. Many parents are following suit and the popularity of circumcision in the US and world wide is falling.

And don't even get me started on the effects of a botched circumcision. My uncle had a botched circumcision, so my grandmother chose to leave my father intact, they chose to leave my brother intact. A lot of men would be surprised that the unique appearance of their penis is actually related to how their circumcision was done -- incorrectly.

The foreskin is there to serve a biological purpose. It's rich with nerve endings, protects the head of the penis, and actually aids in maintaining lubrication and providing a gliding mechanism during intercourse.

BAH! And with infants, the foreskin is still ATTACHED to the head of the penis. It does not separate from the head of the penis without forcing it until the child is older. Have you ever had to peel a diaper off of the raw head of a baby's penis??? I don't understand how people intentionally do this to their young.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 7:15 PM. Reason : .]

11/28/2007 7:12:44 PM

roddy
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poor baby

11/28/2007 7:26:33 PM

FykalJpn
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"cutting off skin to make cleaning easier would be nuts"


people have done it to sheep for years

11/28/2007 7:28:45 PM

GoldenViper
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"I don't understand how people intentionally do this to their young."


This is why:

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"All I am saying is that if you aren't circumsized there is a good chance that you are a dirty, disease ridden idiot."


Culture. Americans consider circumcision a rite of passage for boys. Most American females (and surely males as well) consider the circumcised penis more aesthetically pleasing.

Quote :
"people have done it to sheep for years"


I don't know about you, but I'd expect better treatment for humans.

[Edited on November 28, 2007 at 7:36 PM. Reason : wtf]

11/28/2007 7:35:51 PM

FykalJpn
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i'm not sure if i do or not

11/28/2007 7:42:46 PM

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