Hit snooze once... oh ok, hit it twice, and Clocky runs and hides until you track him down

11/26/2007 11:26:25 PM

oh, my, god.



snooze button is the worst invention evar.

11/26/2007 11:27:15 PM

I would hate that thing.

11/26/2007 11:28:03 PM

i would break the fuck out of it in about 2 days

11/26/2007 11:28:24 PM

holy shit, tears just streaming down my face so fucking funny

11/26/2007 11:28:31 PM

hahaha i want this.......best bday gift for my sis

11/26/2007 11:29:34 PM

Beats setting a watch alarm, alarm clock, and cell phone alarm to get my lazy ass out of bed, lol.

11/26/2007 11:31:05 PM

Why does that vid show it doing that like 6 times?

Also,

Quote :

"i would break the fuck out of it in about 2 days "

11/26/2007 11:32:06 PM

^ maybe cause they put it back up there ... wtf dude

11/26/2007 11:34:10 PM

what is it called? i wanna get it as a present

11/26/2007 11:34:32 PM

Clocky, $50 at Sharper Image, havent looked elsewhere

11/26/2007 11:35:21 PM

http://www.nandahome.com/products/clocky

11/26/2007 11:36:20 PM

i-want-this-item-IMMEDIATLY!!!

11/26/2007 11:36:22 PM

yea it's about $50 everywhere, i tried amazon.com even used. cheapest was like $47 dollar bucks.

hope the price goes down before christmas

11/26/2007 11:36:33 PM

man i wonder if i had not made that comment on dollar bucks would skwinkle had spoken up and got it started

11/26/2007 11:37:58 PM

11/26/2007 11:40:20 PM

I saw this thing in a SkyMall magazine over Thanksgiving.

11/26/2007 11:44:20 PM

SkyMall: Window to the Future

11/26/2007 11:45:07 PM

yes it is

11/26/2007 11:57:17 PM

Why not have a stationary clock that displays a random number you have to punch in?

11/27/2007 12:09:37 AM

thats dumb

11/27/2007 12:10:21 AM

the whole point is to make you get up and chase it around

11/27/2007 12:11:27 AM

Also, a stationary clock does not bring the funny quite as well as this thing. Especially since it seems to have issues with table/bed legs.

11/27/2007 12:14:32 AM

And if you wake up and and have to read and input into a device, you're likely to be conscious.

11/27/2007 12:14:49 AM

I could totally see someone entering a code and going back to bed... hell, I reset my alarm and go back to bed... but if I had to get up, walk around, and potentially dig that little fucker out from underneath some furniture, I would be awake

11/27/2007 12:16:59 AM

i could definitely do that and then fall right back to sleep

11/27/2007 12:17:26 AM

What if there were a time factor, settable by the user, from 1/2 to 5 seconds in which the code rolls? Then you have to think fast. What if that little rolling fucker went out of the room and down the steps on exam day?

11/27/2007 12:18:48 AM

then it would set off the motion detecting robot on the stairs and all hell would break loose

[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 12:24 AM. Reason : d]

11/27/2007 12:20:19 AM

this is the future folks, deal with it.

11/27/2007 12:55:15 AM

http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/8f1a/

Quote :

"The Sonic Bomb Clock has an adjustable volume alarm with a maximum loudness of 113 decibels (just for reference, a jackhammer is about 100 decibels!) And the bed shaker does just that. Slip it under your mattress and your ears will bleed and your bed will shake, and there is no way you will oversleep. Or, you could turn the sound alarm off and tape the bed shaker to your office chair. You'll be vibrated awake without disturbing the drones. Then you can get back to your Ninja activity refreshed and ready for action. "

11/27/2007 1:30:30 AM

^ I think I would just go deaf if I had that.

11/27/2007 1:45:09 AM

I have asked for the sonic bomb clock for xmas.

I'll probably use the beeper along with the vibrodeathsauce thing underneath my mattress.

If that doesn't work, I'll turn on the heart attack beeper.

11/27/2007 2:04:07 AM

Clocky was way cooler when it was created like 3 years ago and it was covered in brown shag carpet.

11/27/2007 2:05:39 AM

and this is how I would turn it off...


[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 2:30 AM. Reason : Clocky meet Glocky]

11/27/2007 2:19:34 AM

It makes me think of R2D2's great grandfather.

11/27/2007 2:28:04 AM

omg how did nobody post the clock that launches a little helicopter
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/9171/

11/27/2007 2:36:27 AM

That is the most annoying shit ever.

Quote :

"i would break the fuck out of it in about 2 days"

11/27/2007 7:57:11 AM

11/27/2007 7:59:31 AM

If you are that lazy and cant get up you should fucking kill urself.

11/27/2007 8:24:57 AM

this has to be Japanese

11/27/2007 8:33:38 AM

Quote :

"If you'd rather be shaken and not stirred out of bed in the morning, the Danger Bomb Clock is for you. First it makes a loathsome noise that's supposed to mimic an explosion, and then you must unravel some sort of secret code (and just how that's done is not quite clear in its description) by pushing its buttons in a certain order just to make the thing stop honking at you. Check out this elegant prose: You'll be shaken out of bed with an explosion sound. To stop the bomb, you have to pull out just one code from 3. The safety code is set randomly every morning. So thrilling!"

Wow I think I would blow it up for real.

11/27/2007 9:48:25 AM

MEGA OLD

11/27/2007 9:55:06 AM

SUPER OLD

[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 9:56 AM. Reason : i'd fucking smash that thing after about two mornings]

11/27/2007 9:55:40 AM

Well so is fucking Clocky. I just didn't want to say anything.

11/27/2007 11:29:00 AM

My cat would go apeshit on that thing.

11/27/2007 11:38:36 AM

there's a good chance i'd destroy it

11/27/2007 11:40:06 AM

Quote :

"then it would set off the motion detecting robot on the stairs and all hell would break loose "

[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 11:50 AM. Reason : ED 209 FFS]

11/27/2007 11:48:23 AM

Quote :

"My cat would go ape**** on that thing."

BRILLIANT!

11/27/2007 11:48:32 AM

my dog would sincerely have a stroke with that thing rolling about the room. I would probably require a crane to get her out of her kennel after that first morning.

11/27/2007 11:55:15 AM

it would be really funny if you set it for a certain time and it automatically "armed" itself every day for that time... hungover as shit sunday morning, forgot to turn it off... fucker starts running around at 7am

11/27/2007 10:02:49 PM