BITCHES BE TRYIN TO TRAP A NINJA N SHIT.

no seriously though i don't want a kid no matter how broke the condom or psycho the girl.

11/26/2007 10:50:33 PM

ambrosia will punch you in the nuts

11/26/2007 10:51:17 PM

Find a girl like message_topic.aspx?topic=503412. you won't have to worry about it anymore.

11/26/2007 10:53:04 PM

isn't a condom considered one?

11/26/2007 10:53:24 PM

there is a male contraceptive its called a visectomy

11/26/2007 10:53:29 PM

I'm pretty sure you are your own contraceptive

11/26/2007 10:53:51 PM

hahahaha hahahahh you're funny for looking like a foot.

11/26/2007 10:55:43 PM

ahaah, go to iphotou's website

that should do the trick

11/26/2007 10:56:56 PM

is a visectomy anything like a vasectomy?

11/26/2007 10:56:57 PM

There are about a million and one WAYS not to get a girl pregnant.

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 11:00 PM. Reason : damned keys]

11/26/2007 10:57:11 PM

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"a million and one days"

gg

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 11:01 PM. Reason : ,]

11/26/2007 10:58:06 PM

SNIP SNIP

11/26/2007 10:58:21 PM

if the girl is on top she wont get pregnant. Its the laws gravity man. What goes up must come down.

11/26/2007 10:58:31 PM

pullout or abortion ftw?

11/26/2007 10:58:41 PM

^^^^that'd be 300 something years

but i think she meant ways

11/26/2007 10:59:14 PM

^^haha, you might be the worst catholic ever

11/26/2007 10:59:58 PM

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"if the girl is on top she wont get pregnant. Its the laws gravity man. What goes up must come down."

tell my son that story, it's a good one.

11/26/2007 11:00:04 PM

pullout=free
abortion=definitely worth whatever it costs

11/26/2007 11:00:26 PM

prochoice ftw

[Edited on November 26, 2007 at 11:02 PM. Reason : ^]

11/26/2007 11:02:01 PM

Let's just say that my pregnancy was not the result of the missionary position. The penis just has to get near the vagina. . .

11/26/2007 11:02:42 PM

hahah


catholic school girl style

11/26/2007 11:04:13 PM

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"I'm pretty sure you are your own contraceptive"

ftw?

11/26/2007 11:04:29 PM

^^^ that wouldn't have happened if you'd been on the top instead of the bottom, baby

11/26/2007 11:05:48 PM

i mean i want kids and am pro choice but would personally rather not


not comfy with the reversibility of the snip snip


and i've known too many broken condom babies to be ok with that.

11/26/2007 11:07:12 PM

that's why you use a condom in combination with another birth control method.

A dude can actually control things like the use of things like spermicide and contraceptive films, foams, or jellies.

11/26/2007 11:14:36 PM

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"not comfy with the reversibility of the snip snip"

you could freeze some jizz beforehand. yeah it might be expensive later, but infinitely cheaper than an unexpected kid.

11/26/2007 11:29:37 PM

PRACTICE ABSTINENCE!!!!

11/26/2007 11:50:08 PM

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"not comfy with the reversibility of the snip snip"

My dad had his reversed some time ago, now I got a sister.

11/27/2007 12:25:13 AM

had a super akward moment a few weeks back

good friend of mine got snipped and i made a joke about it while we were out with a group of friends. Apparently he didn't want it to be common knowledge considering he didn't tell his wife

11/27/2007 12:32:55 AM

sounds like something i'd do...honey, i don't know why we can't get preggers

[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 12:35 AM. Reason : guess it wasn't meant to be]

11/27/2007 12:33:48 AM

^ Solution more sex

11/27/2007 1:42:01 AM

just if the girl gets pregnant, take her to a state football game where she might trip going down the stairs

11/27/2007 1:45:57 AM

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"I'm pretty sure you are your own contraceptive"

oh, the irony.

11/27/2007 1:53:54 AM

^ do explain

because there is nothing ironic in that statement

[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 1:55 AM. Reason : or are you simply incapable of using "irony" correctly?]

11/27/2007 1:54:18 AM

I heard a girl can't get pregnant if she jumps up and down after sex.

11/27/2007 1:57:22 AM

yeah iphotou's website is the preferred contraceptive of 98% of the doctors who preside in the entire United States.

11/27/2007 2:00:30 AM

^^ Shaken baby syndrome

[Edited on November 27, 2007 at 2:01 AM. Reason : ]

11/27/2007 2:01:17 AM

No woman would look at you anyway. ZING!!!1

11/27/2007 2:09:17 AM