couldnt find any dog food, and my dog was getting frantic, so i went into the pantry and found:


(2) packs of regular instant oatmeal (expired 09/07)

(2) cans chunk white tuna


made the oatmeal like normal with hot water, then added the two cans of tuna plus all the tuna juice ... mixed it all together, consistency was like a stew.

my dog went apeshit for it. inhaled the whole damn thing in about 30 seconds. for dessert, i let her finish my bowl of Cap'n Crunch.

now she's got some mad fuckin fishbreath, but im glad i decided not to feed her the pork n beans. she woulda killed us all.

11/23/2007 11:46:07 PM

i usually find mine at the store

you lazy fuck!!1

11/23/2007 11:47:16 PM

don't worry, as good of idea as this was you may regret that fucking geiser of tuna dookie that will be released as you sleep

11/23/2007 11:48:17 PM

i bet its the shit to be a bitch

11/23/2007 11:48:31 PM

yeah your dog is gonna shit all over the place

11/23/2007 11:50:21 PM

my mom would always drain the tuna cause she said it gave the cats watery dook...good luck

11/23/2007 11:51:56 PM

i aint no ones bitch.

sometimes i fix her omelettes or grilled chicken, but its not like its a regular thing...

11/23/2007 11:52:08 PM

Quote :

"fucking geiser of tuna dookie that will be released as you sleep"

11/24/2007 12:37:12 AM

you sound like a good doggy daddy.

i'm hungry for some tuna/mayo/relish + sesame crackers now

11/24/2007 11:39:10 AM

Quote :

"im glad i decided not to feed her the pork n beans. she woulda killed us all."

11/24/2007 11:39:50 AM

Quote :

"you sound like a good doggy daddy."

ahahaha

11/24/2007 3:02:47 PM

My dog eats 99 cent hot dogs from Snoopys on Tuesdays.

11/24/2007 3:05:50 PM

i feed my dog children.

11/24/2007 3:39:04 PM

Quote :

"regular instant oatmeal -salt -refined oil -sugar chunk white tuna -salt -refined oil?? Cap'n Crunch -sugar -salt -refined oil omelettes -added salt?? -added refined oil?? grilled chicken -added preservatives?? -added salt?? -added refined oil?? -added spices?? 99 cent hot dogs from Snoopys -nitrates -salt -added refined oil?? -added spices??"

who the fuck are you to feed an animal food that isn't good for them?

and don't tell me "It's my dog, I'll do what I want!", either

I suppose you'll have the same attitude as you feed your infant son or daughter crack

I hope your dog shits on your face

[/you suck]

11/24/2007 4:25:37 PM

hahahaaha

Quote :

"I hope your dog shits on your face [/you suck]"

11/24/2007 4:26:55 PM

OH SNAP

11/24/2007 4:28:04 PM

feeding junk food to a dog =/= feeding crack to a baby

i'm fairly certain the dog's development will not be derailed by some cap'n crunch

11/24/2007 4:35:13 PM

my analogy was

your attitude : your feeding junk food to your dog :: your attitude : your feeding crack to your child

meaning =
the relationship between "your attitude" and "your feeding junk food to your dog"
("you have the attitude that it's ok to feed junk food to your dog")
is analogous to
the relationship between "your attitude" and "your feeding crack to your child"
("you have the attitude that it's ok to feed crack to your child")
IOW,
meaning =
"the attitudes that would lead you to feed junk food to your dog and to feed crack to your child, are the same"

not

your feeding "junk food" to your dog : your feeding crack to your child :: your attitude : your attitude

meaning =
the relationship between "your feeding junk food to your dog" and "your feeding crack to your child"
("the comparison of feeding junk food to one's dog with feeding crack to one's child")
is analogous to
the relationship between "your attitude" and "your attitude"
("equality")
IOW,
meaning =
"feeding junk food to your dog is the same as feeding crack to your child, (just as sure as your attitude is yours)"



this is why they took analogies off the SAT

you kids are too fucking stupid to know what is being compared

11/24/2007 5:06:12 PM

OH DOUBLE SNAP

11/24/2007 5:11:11 PM

Is 392 for real?


I am not trying to be sarcastic or anything of the sort. It is intended to be a serious question.

11/24/2007 5:36:40 PM

AIMBOT

11/24/2007 5:40:03 PM

shit just got hella real.

11/24/2007 5:40:13 PM

wtf happened here? who the fuck is this 392 clown?


anyhow, my dog didnt have any bad shits. they were normal to slightly mushy. i just picked one up at the park earlier.

perhaps the oatmeal kept the tuna from overpowering.

11/24/2007 6:11:22 PM

allow me to introduce my first homemade recipe:

Hobo-Happiness (so called because a hobo could afford it)

white rice
olive oil
garlic
salt
lemon pepper
2 cans tuna fish

Dry, fry tuna in some olive oil. Add garlic, salt and lemon pepper.
Cook rice.
Cook ramen noodles. Add hot sauce and garlic.

mix tuna with rice, strain ramen and put over rice/tuna mixture. eat.

11/24/2007 6:35:17 PM

you should read some cookbooks

instead of rice AND ramen why not put a vegetable in that?
don't say it isn't affordable because a bag of carrots is like $0.89... you can get greens for like $0.49/lb

[Edited on November 24, 2007 at 7:13 PM. Reason : -]

11/24/2007 7:12:12 PM

Quote :

"you should read some cookbooks use some common sense/logic"

that's what healthy cooking is: logic and common sense, with just the right dose of creativity and adventure.

11/24/2007 7:14:39 PM

392, what color is the sky in your world?

11/24/2007 7:18:00 PM

^ I am betting that the color of the sky in his world is something acrid and acidic, maybe a steely grey all the time, to reflect the horrible sins that Joe_Schmoe has enacted upon his poor defenseless dog by subjecting it to a meal that a lot of human beings would be happy to eat.

Not including anyone outside of the African continent and maybe some of India, that is.

11/24/2007 8:10:02 PM

Quote :

"my analogy was your attitude : your feeding junk food to your dog :: your attitude : your feeding crack to your child meaning = the relationship between "your attitude" and "your feeding junk food to your dog" ("you have the attitude that it's ok to feed junk food to your dog") is analogous to the relationship between "your attitude" and "your feeding crack to your child" ("you have the attitude that it's ok to feed crack to your child") IOW, meaning = "the attitudes that would lead you to feed junk food to your dog and to feed crack to your child, are the same" not your feeding "junk food" to your dog : your feeding crack to your child :: your attitude : your attitude meaning = the relationship between "your feeding junk food to your dog" and "your feeding crack to your child" ("the comparison of feeding junk food to one's dog with feeding crack to one's child") is analogous to the relationship between "your attitude" and "your attitude" ("equality") IOW, meaning = "feeding junk food to your dog is the same as feeding crack to your child, (just as sure as your attitude is yours)" this is why they took analogies off the SAT you kids are too fucking stupid to know what is being compared"

lol

if you have to type all this you lost the thread

11/24/2007 8:13:13 PM

AND I THOUGHT DOGS ATE ONLY DOG FOOD !!!!
OMGASH

11/24/2007 9:41:24 PM

grey skies are gonna clear up

put on a happy face

11/24/2007 9:44:29 PM