post thanksgiving doo doos like me? I think I ate a bunch but I see no returns

11/23/2007 6:08:39 PM

not really....took 3 on wednesday...one yesterday, one today so far

11/23/2007 6:09:22 PM

you're a fucking wreck

11/23/2007 6:10:00 PM

2 today

11/23/2007 6:13:25 PM

the only answer is anal.

11/23/2007 6:20:26 PM

ugh plase no anal... :-(

I ran like 7 miles today in hopes of getting something loose

11/23/2007 6:23:04 PM

11/23/2007 6:24:20 PM

[Edited on November 23, 2007 at 6:26 PM. Reason : cheaper]

11/23/2007 6:26:36 PM

mann i dont want to assplode

[Edited on November 23, 2007 at 6:28 PM. Reason : lkjh]

11/23/2007 6:27:56 PM

have you tried eating any meat that is not thoroughly cooked? may get ecoli which causes diarrhea

11/23/2007 6:30:01 PM

double anal?

11/23/2007 6:30:15 PM

you people are fucking retarded

11/23/2007 6:30:54 PM

I can see this thread taking a wild turn

11/23/2007 6:31:07 PM

grapes, cookout milkshake, etc. Always does the trick for me.

11/23/2007 6:31:39 PM

lol grapes???

11/23/2007 6:32:18 PM

i have shit on average 5-6 times a day my whole life, so I have clue how to cure this

11/23/2007 6:32:37 PM

make some cookie dough and eat it raw...there is a chance you can get ecoli from that also, which would cause nasty doody

11/23/2007 6:36:20 PM

you people

11/23/2007 6:36:41 PM

yogurt

11/23/2007 6:37:48 PM

EAT MOAR

11/23/2007 6:37:50 PM

pretty sure yogurt would not help her


i use to regulary have watery poo, and yogurt keeps that shit smooth and big like a giant sausage

11/23/2007 6:38:53 PM

A few Red Bulls and a smoke usually make me run for the can.

11/23/2007 6:39:41 PM

i mean I could drinka bunch of Coors and that would do the trick but then I would feel ichy and hung over too...

ugh... but i think I can feel one coming... its just a matter of time... but i think its gonna be one of those where my rabbit tends to poop more and bigger ones then mine...

11/23/2007 6:48:12 PM

this shit is turning weird.

11/23/2007 6:50:50 PM

coffee and mexican food do the trick for me

11/23/2007 6:58:21 PM

Quote :

"pretty sure yogurt would not help her"

yogurt is very good for the digestive system...period. it will help her shit. i guarantee it.

11/23/2007 7:01:17 PM

i like how you dont quote the second line which is the reason it wouldnt help her

11/23/2007 7:24:03 PM

What the hell is wrong with you fuckers. Either you guys are shitting more than an infant or you're more blocked up than an octogenarian. Does no one besides me just take normal shits like once every day or two?

11/23/2007 7:26:42 PM

she said she "see no returns" which tells me she's constipated which yogurt will help for, AS WELL AS diarrhea like it helped for you. so as i said, yogurt helps the digestive system...PERIOD.

[Edited on November 23, 2007 at 7:30 PM. Reason : ]

11/23/2007 7:29:50 PM

well i'll be damned....i woulda never guessed it helped 2 opposite things...i apoligize

11/23/2007 7:30:49 PM

again, fiber will normalize your poo (i.e. helps diarrhea AND constipation). and i bet most of you people aren't getting enough

11/23/2007 7:31:38 PM

ok i unapoligize because you got an attitude and edited

11/23/2007 7:31:44 PM

the more you know

bacteria in yogurt is your poopie friend

apology and unapology accepted

[Edited on November 23, 2007 at 7:33 PM. Reason : ]

11/23/2007 7:32:14 PM

ok i reapoligize cause that last post didnt have any attitude

11/23/2007 7:33:07 PM

i reaccept

11/23/2007 7:33:49 PM

ok, this thread is heading to the shitter. someone post boobs.

11/23/2007 7:40:43 PM

senokot-s


or take a shot of warm prune juice a couple times a day

[Edited on November 23, 2007 at 7:48 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2007 7:41:35 PM

i had a double patty melt with triple hashbrowns all the way at waffle house for my thanksgiving dinner.... things are VERY free flowing here

go try that

11/23/2007 7:45:08 PM

[Edited on November 23, 2007 at 8:53 PM. Reason : lol busted.]

11/23/2007 8:26:01 PM

lol. waffle house = runs afterwards

11/23/2007 8:27:55 PM

'm sry i broke your pooper Squirt

11/23/2007 8:30:24 PM

I poop every other day or so.

The other day I almost fainted, puked, and died all form the massive amount of wetness leaving my rear. It was awful and I don't know why I got it!!!!


DIE MOTHERFUCKERS

11/23/2007 8:35:35 PM

It sucks when it comes out both ends.

11/23/2007 8:37:07 PM

My bf was freaking out cause I was gasping for air and he had to leave and was all "You ok? Can I come in?"

I was all NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

SERiously I'm lucky the sink was in front of me, my mouth starting watering like I was going to then I got dizzy and weak on the damn toilet! If I fainted my mud butt would have gotten everywhere! UGH

11/23/2007 8:39:13 PM

mine have been crazy today!! I think I have pooped like three times today so far. I think I will do another before the day is over.

11/23/2007 9:05:55 PM

bahahahahahahahahah

11/23/2007 9:37:25 PM

still nothing.. not even a turtle head I will die for sure by tomorrow... I might as well tell you guys where I stash the rest of my noodie pics... just in case...

jk


elkaybie is right about yogurt.. it has bacteria to replenish bacteria in the belly... Thanks girl! Pray that I poop soon please!

11/24/2007 1:18:52 AM

Order some tapwater from Mexico, or any points south thereof

11/24/2007 1:20:00 AM

apple juice, seriously, lots of it

11/24/2007 1:33:23 AM

this thread has made me see squirt in an entirely new light--i want to go back to the old light

[Edited on November 24, 2007 at 10:44 AM. Reason : &c]

11/24/2007 10:43:38 AM