I was talking to my cousin that I haven't seen in years. He's in his first year in college at University of Nevada (reno).

me: So Wesley, what's your major?
him: Jazz composition
me: oh that sounds interesting
him: yeah, I really like playing the piano...

here's the good part now

me: so you having fun on the weekends?
him: Oh yeah, I love weekends. I get to get my "fun" reading in. And sometimes my friends and I throw parties. But they are alcohol and drug free. We make our guests sign waivers saying they will not participate in any substance abuse while at our parties!!!"
me (with a wtf look on my face): Oh really? So what do you do at these parties?
him: Oh we get our dance on, I got a disco ball, and sometimes we have pizza making parties!!!
me: That sounds like a blast, I bet tons of people show up
him: Oh yeah, we get a lot of people sometimes we have as much as 15 people there!!

the rest of the dinner was spent in silence until my brother said

"These are good yams"

11/22/2007 9:55:50 PM

wow first

11/22/2007 9:56:37 PM

haha we talked about active serial killers and high profile murders... seriously

I'm not sure why

(Natalee Holloway, JonBenet Ramsey, the active serial killer in Asheville)

oh, and a prostitution ring in Ahoskie

[Edited on November 22, 2007 at 9:58 PM. Reason : -]

11/22/2007 9:57:33 PM

Quote :

"him: Oh we get our dance on, I got a disco ball, and sometimes we have pizza making parties!!! me: That sounds like a blast, I bet tons of people show up him: Oh yeah, we get a lot of people sometimes we have as much as 15 people there!!"

Sounds like he belongs in Salt Lake City

I accidentally said "I dunno about yall, but I'm in the mood for a good fuck"

Fortunately, everyone interpreted it the way it really was said: me botching "I dunno about yall, but I'm in the mood for a really good laugh", and yelling my default 'FUCK!' (we'd all just come down from a veritable laughing marathon)

[Edited on November 22, 2007 at 10:00 PM. Reason : kjh]

11/22/2007 9:57:50 PM

yoshie just so you know, 15 people isnt really a big party

11/22/2007 9:58:45 PM

haha, you still have to sit at the kids table

11/22/2007 9:58:53 PM

wat

11/22/2007 10:00:35 PM

haha HELLL YEAHHH...kid's table ftw...but in my family the youngest at the kids table is 15, and there is now alcohol being served...well except today we were at the baptist side of the family....

11/22/2007 10:00:47 PM

I sat at the couch today with my roommate and his girlfriend. I haven't sat at a family table PERIOD for the last three years.

Two fried turkeys today. We made it halfway through one.

11/22/2007 10:03:33 PM

we talked about footbal and cars

[Edited on November 22, 2007 at 10:05 PM. Reason : and the youngest kid at my kid table was 22 ]

11/22/2007 10:03:59 PM

Quote :

"yoshie just so you know, 15 people isnt really a big party"

ain't no party like a cookout party, bitch.

plus a party isn't big unless me, evan, or simonn are a part of it.

11/22/2007 10:05:10 PM

When does the kids table lose it's name?

I mean what happens when we're all over 21, or married? Is it still the kids table?

11/22/2007 10:08:21 PM

kids table= fisher price furniture

11/22/2007 10:11:54 PM

haha fuck that...I've always had the folding card table for the kids table...one year my brother knocked on of the legs out and the whole table fell. He got in big trouble for that one

11/22/2007 10:20:54 PM

you will no longer be "the kids table" when you guys have kids and they sit at their own table

11/22/2007 10:30:13 PM

Well damn, unless my cousins or I get knocked up within the next 3 months we're stuck at the kids table for another year!


which by the way I hope does not happen!

11/22/2007 11:01:48 PM

My mother in law freaks the hell out about everything. I drove 16 hours to come here through fog and rain and they gave us over salted potato flakes a a turkey that must've been baked since yesterday. My brother in law is extremely creepy and his dream job is to work in an old folks home, and yet he's probably the most interesting person to talk to here. If my mother in law has another screaming fit about someone sitting the wrong way on her couch, or moving a cereal box, or not putting their shoes in the right spot, or leaving the bathroom door not just the right amount open upon leaving the bathroom, its going to take all my self control not to slap her. She whined and guilted my wife on the phone for hours to come here and then she acts like we showed up uninvited. And she belches like a trucker who used to be a lumberjack. I'm complaining about this here because obviously if i say it to anyone around here it will just get me more annoyance, and this seemed thanksgiving related, so thats my thanksgiving.

11/22/2007 11:20:22 PM

Quote :

"pizza making parties!!!"

shit that sounds fun and tasty

11/22/2007 11:25:50 PM

Quote :

"plus a party isn't big unless me, evan, or simonn are a part of it."

ahaha AGREE

11/22/2007 11:28:36 PM

so when is the next cookout party?

11/22/2007 11:30:06 PM

^x4

Quote :

"she belches like a trucker who used to be a lumberjack"

11/22/2007 11:36:24 PM

if I happen to get married to my present gf in the unforeseeable future I'll be in luck

she's so estranged from her mother that I'll never have to put up with some heinous bitch mother-in-law

11/22/2007 11:51:27 PM

[homo]?

11/23/2007 12:02:33 AM

Kiddie Table FTW. FOREVER.

11/23/2007 12:13:20 AM