my fellow coops wanted to know which hand safety slogan you guys enjoyed more.

1. show everyone how much you love your fingers, put on your gloves so they can linger.

2. washing your hands is a good start, wearing safety gloves is not a bad part, but consistently following hand safety is COMPANY smart!

please chose either 1 or 2 and get back to me...THANks.

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that's the edited email, what say you tdub?

11/19/2007 4:02:07 PM

wait, this whole thread's a joke right?

you're not really making hand safety signs and putting one of those two slogans on it, are you?

11/19/2007 4:03:03 PM

they are both pretty fucking stupid

but people need stupid shit like this to save the company money in workers comp

it is a lose-lose situation

[Edited on November 19, 2007 at 4:03 PM. Reason : 

11/19/2007 4:03:18 PM

1 is better.
2 is kinda cheesy.

11/19/2007 4:04:31 PM

haha

our last safety note involved a story one of our group members told about being on the pike a few weeks ago and cars started falling off a transport truck

"DONT FOLLOW CAR TRANSPORT TRUCKS, ONE MAY FALL OFF AND RUN INTO YOU" SCARE SCARE SCARE

(all the while i'm just thinking.... damn... someone jacked the idea from bad boys 2)

11/19/2007 4:05:38 PM

Why not something like:

Hooks only look cool if you're a pirate. Wear your safety gloves. [insert funny pirate picture here]

11/19/2007 4:05:49 PM

Quote :

"you're not really making hand safety signs and putting one of those two slogans on it, are you?"

its a competition that's going on where you submit a safety slogan and if yours gets picked you get $100. then its the hand safety message of the month!

11/19/2007 4:14:58 PM

Or maybe:

Save your fingers, wear gloves. She will thank you later.

And have a picture of a hot woman.

11/19/2007 4:15:26 PM

^yea that's along the lines of my suggestion, but i didn't send it in.

If you want to take care of your woman, be a man and protect your hands.

i think....but i'm sure that'd go over VERY well with all the female employees.

11/19/2007 4:16:53 PM

pshhh. Females.

11/19/2007 4:17:22 PM

But wearing gloves won't stop you from cutting off your fingers...


Anyways, use this: "Don't you like your fingers? WEAR THE DAMN GLOVES!!!"

11/19/2007 4:18:15 PM

pink pockets aren't attractive

11/19/2007 4:19:03 PM

Just draw a picture of a guy with stump arms looking down sadly at a hamburger with a caption saying, "I wish I'd worn my gloves."

All of my ideas are better than your awkwardly worded slogans.

11/19/2007 4:20:50 PM

tr00

11/19/2007 4:25:13 PM

[insert obligatory joe9485984^10 remark re: smoking/toking up]

11/19/2007 4:41:07 PM

1

11/19/2007 4:46:09 PM

Get joenumbers to be your spokesman?

11/19/2007 4:56:38 PM

there was this poster up in my high school chem lab

that was like "suzie didn't wear her goggles in lab. now she doesn't need them" and it has a picture of a blind chick walking around poking shit with an umbrella

it's funny as shit

11/20/2007 3:11:01 AM