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I was in line at harris teeter and had 30 gallons of milk in my cart. Some cute girl and her mom were in line ahead of me. The girl turns around and asks me, "what are you going to do with all that milk?".

There are a number of responses I could have given, but the one I chose was, "Drink it".

I added, "how do you think I got this body?, it wasn't from working out".

The best part was that she responded with, "well I bought one gallon, so it's a start".

At least she was a good sport, sorta.

It was funny that she apologized as she was leaving.

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[Edited on November 19, 2007 at 12:01 PM. Reason : i should have said, bathe in it.]

11/19/2007 11:59:52 AM

dont feel bad, girls like that type of behavior

11/19/2007 12:01:17 PM

seems like a normal conversation to me

11/19/2007 12:01:46 PM

you are phat

11/19/2007 12:01:49 PM

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"seems like a normal conversation to me"

and I would have said "bathe in it."
btw, what were you doing with 30 gallons of milk?

11/19/2007 12:02:58 PM

so why did you really have 30 gallons of milk

11/19/2007 12:03:30 PM

11/19/2007 12:04:40 PM

that was hardly "mean"

but why so much milk

11/19/2007 12:04:41 PM

How is that being mean?

11/19/2007 12:04:47 PM

you should've beaten her for talking to strangers

and hooked up with the mom

11/19/2007 12:05:21 PM

thats not mean

mean would be if you cut in front of them in line, stomped on their toes, then paid in nickels

11/19/2007 12:07:20 PM

why so much milk

11/19/2007 12:27:21 PM

You have interesting standards of meanness if you think that was mean.

11/19/2007 12:29:11 PM

i was making metric shit ton of eggnog and ran out.

plus i had a party where lots of lattes were served.

the car never sagged so much.

266.4 lbs.

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"You have interesting standards of meanness if you think that was mean."

i'm an nice/polite person if you've ever met me IRL. so when i say smart-ass things, i notice it more.

[Edited on November 19, 2007 at 12:33 PM. Reason : coffeeeeeeeee]

11/19/2007 12:30:38 PM

what a shitty story

11/19/2007 12:39:34 PM

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"a party where lots of lattes were served"

sounds like a blast

11/19/2007 12:48:12 PM