k, now this is crazy.

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"A "cycle-sexualist" caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years. Robert Stewart's unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on him in a hostel room. The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex". The police were called and at a hearing last month Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders' register after admitting a sexual breach of the peace. The case has prompted criticism of "loony British laws", but he ended up in court because the "shocked" cleaners said they had knocked repeatedly before opening the door. "

11/14/2007 8:55:52 PM

old

11/14/2007 8:57:44 PM

Older than jesus

11/14/2007 8:58:07 PM

aw, it had today's date.

11/14/2007 9:07:46 PM

so, lemme get this straight...

dude was minding his own business, basically fapping it in a hostel room. He had paid for the use of the room.

Cleaning lady comes up, knocks on the door, and finds him fucking his bike.

And the dude gets arrested and put on a sex offenders' list?

Seriously.

I mean, yeah, he was fucking a bike and that's pretty sick, but wasn't he pretty much minding his own business and not bothering anyone else? It's not like he was fucking a pig or an 8-year old boy.
So the cleaning lady walks in on him and is "shocked" and he is arrested because he didn't answer the knock? Would they do the same if the cleaning ladies walked in on some people having rough, rough sex in the shower? I mean really... Leave the pervert alone. Let him just be shunned by society in general for fucking his bike.











BTW, this makes me look at Queen's song, Bicycle, totally differently now.

11/14/2007 9:24:03 PM

yeah, I don't get the sex offender thing. He offended...his bike.

11/14/2007 9:25:05 PM

how do we know the bike didnt consent?

11/14/2007 9:31:06 PM

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"I mean, yeah, he was fucking a bike and that's pretty sick, but"

One of those sentences you never thought you'd read or hear in your lifetime...

11/14/2007 9:34:03 PM

^^^^ yeah

11/14/2007 9:38:42 PM

Jesus.

11/14/2007 9:39:16 PM

^^FTW

Quote :

"so, lemme get this straight... dude was minding his own business, basically fapping it in a hostel room. He had paid for the use of the room. Cleaning lady comes up, knocks on the door, and finds him fucking his bike. And the dude gets arrested and put on a sex offenders' list? Seriously."

11/14/2007 9:41:13 PM

- 10 ponts

11/14/2007 10:13:53 PM

yeah, I know.

11/14/2007 10:16:36 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=502251

11/14/2007 10:22:11 PM

yeah, just saw that, and pointed it out.

11/14/2007 10:24:03 PM

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"10:23:29 PM"

I was first!

11/14/2007 10:27:37 PM

k.

11/14/2007 10:42:45 PM

wow this is so fucking bad.

definitely something i am going to point out to my british friends when they start eulogizing their great society and/or deride laws in 3rd world countries.

11/15/2007 9:44:15 AM

how in the blue fuck does one come up with something like this?


"oh hum, not gettin any poon, so I'll just go fuck my bike".


what the fuck?

11/15/2007 9:56:26 AM

this gives new meaning to

"the polish bicycle"

11/15/2007 10:22:14 AM

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"Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police. "

fuck the two women pussy ass cleaners.

if you are a hotel cleaner and come upon someone engaged in sexual activity in THEIR OWN ROOM you tell the hotel manager...

WTF is this? FIRST GRADE???

11/15/2007 10:32:01 AM

thats disturbing...
but not as disturbing as the fact now i gotta go stare at my bike until i can figure out where you could screw it...

11/15/2007 11:55:40 AM

http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070111
http://www.leasticoulddo.com/comic/20070112
"Just like fucking a bicycle!"

11/15/2007 12:49:55 PM

sex, it's like riding a bike...

11/15/2007 12:51:37 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

read people's comments here:

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/society/bryonygordon/october07/bicyclesex.htm




oh and, you like this pic:

11/15/2007 2:19:46 PM