parallel parking
fun to watch when girl tries it
are you in good hands

11/14/2007 1:52:42 AM

first

11/14/2007 1:56:32 AM

did not lafta at

this completely gay ass thread

not even a chuckle
[Edited on November 14, 2007 at 1:58 AM. Reason : too drunk for this shit]

11/14/2007 1:57:42 AM

free thread

11/14/2007 2:15:58 AM

this day blew a cock
I cannot believe this shit
time to kill myself

11/14/2007 2:17:36 AM

did not go to work
went to chorus this evening
and grains rehearsal

11/14/2007 2:19:02 AM

fuck, I am stupid
I missed a presentation
okay, due Thursday

11/14/2007 2:19:04 AM

today was awesome
had sex with still furshia
i played with her tits

11/14/2007 2:23:13 AM

dnl's haiku
it was not scribed correctly
he must fix it now

11/14/2007 2:24:29 AM

nikkah

11/14/2007 2:26:27 AM

dnl's haiku
he says he had sex but its
worthless without pics

11/14/2007 2:34:35 AM

Me? Nothing special.
Just working, sleeping, eating...
And then back to work.

11/14/2007 2:43:23 AM

why am i still up
paper due in twelve hours
i am fucking screwed

11/14/2007 2:45:52 AM

utter misery
I'd rather be having sex
but rightie is sore.

11/14/2007 2:59:18 AM

learn english! be good!
I will hit you with a stick.
rightly disbelieved.

11/14/2007 6:45:05 AM

malt liquor 40's
girl you need this dick i have
you'll say haha, cool

11/14/2007 9:46:25 AM

i woke up at 6
im currently unemployed
someone give me cash

11/14/2007 9:50:32 AM

hard time to focus
stuff on my mind and lazy
just want to close eyes

11/14/2007 9:51:33 AM

Feel ready to work
I wish I had work to do
Boring day ahead

11/14/2007 9:54:23 AM

busy day at work
i hate when its cold outside
fantastic dinner

11/14/2007 11:25:08 PM

got up late again
spent all day in a meeting
came home to my wife

11/14/2007 11:27:58 PM

had chorus concert
went to the mellow mushroom
with a bunch of friends

11/14/2007 11:30:48 PM

fuck spanish classes
they are pretty much worthless
they really suck ass

11/14/2007 11:34:55 PM

Transport homework is
ridiculous. One problem
took three hours. Dag.

11/14/2007 11:45:55 PM

woke up and cleaned house
drank beer; saw ani jam out
i love my week off

11/15/2007 12:04:58 AM

Woke up too early
Public speaking was dismissed
I'm on TWW

11/15/2007 12:20:16 AM

straight up owned gloveco™.
Then again he's retarded.
That work does itself.

11/15/2007 12:22:43 AM

the internet lol
serious business yo
hahahahaha

11/15/2007 12:27:12 AM

drunkandorloaded.
He's very bad at counting.
Who would've thunk it?

[Edited on November 15, 2007 at 12:32 AM. Reason : before ^his edit / this post made a bit more sense. /now it's dumb, like him.]

11/15/2007 12:29:55 AM

I enjoy bourbon
Must write personal statement
I am a dumbass

11/15/2007 12:31:29 AM

time to go to sleep
I have class at 8AM
god i hate my life

11/15/2007 12:32:37 AM

I slept until noon
Woke up, jacked off, ate some food
now whisky, then sleep

11/15/2007 12:33:34 AM

Fred came home too soon
Almost got caught banging punch
please 2 not hax me

11/15/2007 12:34:03 AM

wtf is el nacho talking about?!?!?!? lol

11/15/2007 12:34:22 AM

I am still hungry
But there's no food in my house
I really want beer

11/15/2007 12:52:40 AM

how about a dick
you filthy stinking dirt whore
i kid i love you

11/15/2007 12:54:47 AM

this is junk!

11/15/2007 1:00:04 AM

got caught in the rain
been up since 10:30pm
should be sleeping now

11/15/2007 11:59:41 AM

You still can't count man.
For fuck's sake, give it a rest.
You just suck at this.

11/15/2007 12:03:51 PM

bruised knuckles and
whiskey haven't solved the
problems. go away.

11/15/2007 12:09:58 PM

^^nah that one is 5-7-5

11/15/2007 12:10:42 PM

ten thirty pee em
that's five syllables right there.
plus the other three.

11/15/2007 12:12:22 PM

haiku is not necessarily 5-7-5

11/15/2007 12:13:08 PM

"been up since 10:30pm" is 8 homie

11/15/2007 12:13:29 PM

oh damn...for some reason i was counting 30 as 1...been a long night

11/15/2007 12:17:07 PM

Quote :

"haiku is not necessarily 5-7-5 "

judging from your last one, you have absolutely no right to use the roll smiley at all. yes there are some variations of haiku that aren't 5-7-5, but the most common ones are.

None are 4-6-5 which is what your last one was. Also each line is supposed to have a distinct grammatical break (i.e. not ending in and or carrying on the thought to the next line) which none of yours had.

In short, you can take your rolly eyed smiley and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.

11/15/2007 12:18:05 PM

chili from wendy's
floating in my gullet, soon
evacuated

11/15/2007 12:19:06 PM

i'm sure you know a lot about sticking stuff where the sun doesn't shine.

11/15/2007 12:20:37 PM

panties in a wad.
For something dumb. Internet.
Serious Business!

11/15/2007 12:25:30 PM

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11/15/2007 12:27:03 PM