i dont know how the second would go over for girls, and its just not funny if a girl does the first. to me at least

anyways do one of these and report back to me

1) call your mom and make sure shes sitting down etc, warm her up with good conversation and tell her you are gay. dads not allowed. report back here with what she said. if she was ok with it then you really are gay!!1 fag! i hate people not like me! and i totally love chicks! COUG. FUCKING GAY GAY GAY GROSS. JACKLEG HAS DEMONSTRATED THAT HE IS HETERO AND THAT HE SPREADS HATE MESSAGES ONLINE

2) ask your roomate if you can borrow his razor. tell him you wanna let him know up front that its for your balls. when he refuses, or laughs liek its a joke... tell him that you understand, and that the problem is that you have your box of mach3 blades, just no STICK to put it on. tell him you just need the stick, and you will wash it in the dishwasher before you give it back. this is the jackleg homo test. if they are a homo you should stick with the hate vibe of this thread and make them move out into the cold because gays are cold blooded reptile vampire aids death junky scum anyways.

ok

11/13/2007 9:56:59 PM

words

11/13/2007 9:58:05 PM

I would but I'm currently giving my mom the silent treatment.

11/13/2007 9:58:28 PM

this is the worst challenge i've ever come across.

11/13/2007 9:59:58 PM

HOW RUDE!

11/13/2007 10:00:09 PM

my moms worst mightmare. she would rather have me bringin dirty ass sl00ts home b4 that happens

11/13/2007 10:02:03 PM

simo"nn" you are the worst fucking poster that i have ever cum across

do you get it

your mom gets it

SUCK IT TREBEK

11/13/2007 10:03:35 PM

Is it a bad sign if your mom tries to set you up on a ghey date that same night.



[Edited on November 13, 2007 at 10:06 PM. Reason : nohomo]

11/13/2007 10:04:45 PM

no, it just means your mother already knew you were gay and had been expecting this.

11/13/2007 10:07:36 PM

if I had a roommate that approached me about #2 I'd just give him the razor and tell him to keep it

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? METRO?

11/13/2007 10:07:49 PM

dude, I used to shave my scrote with my roommates' razor all the time. I just never told them.

I would start early in the morning and travel from bathroom to bathroom trimming things up down there with various RZRS

11/13/2007 10:09:46 PM

^^no, it makes you stupid. those fuckers are like 8 bucks for the stick!!

you know, i think being metro inspired #1. not that i am, but i was in the bathroom for a while before i got back online. doing the whole night time grooming before getting changed into my bed gear, yo

the razor thing was inspired by me shaving. yes i know im a fag if i can actually shave the night before and pull it off. but i can. no 5am shadow here. just a slight slight bit if you look closely, followed by white trash patches after a few days

^ wait a second, we shared a house.... we shared a bathroom... you.... motherfucker!!

11/13/2007 10:13:02 PM

^^^^ I despise you

^^ You're a bastard

^ 8 dollars, jew? 8 dollars!

11/13/2007 10:25:48 PM

I kid, I kid

But I do remember one day when I needed a shave really badly......
and I was astonished by the fact that in a house with 3 or 4 guys, there wasn't an ounce of shaving gel to be found anywhere

11/13/2007 10:31:23 PM

Water and a razor is all you need to shave, man.

11/13/2007 10:32:35 PM