"CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATIONS ARE NOT LIKE THEY ARE ON TV"

and that was without asking any questions

i think people mistake me for a TOTAL moron when i wear my camo hat. when i dont wear it, they just think im kinda dumb.

11/12/2007 5:42:16 PM

ahahhaaha

as long as you dont submit your resume via mesh-hat, you're alright

11/12/2007 5:43:08 PM

....who takes anything a cop says seriously....ever?

11/12/2007 5:48:09 PM

hahahha

well everybody likes the damn doobies, he aint ready

^you would if you were trying to get mucho propertyo back

11/12/2007 5:48:50 PM

I dont care to consort with those of the robot race.

11/12/2007 5:49:27 PM

if you aint like me
go hang from a tree


WAOOOOOO

11/12/2007 5:50:01 PM

I hate cops who apply the "nothing to see here" mentality to everything.

I got home on Halloween to find 4 cops walking down my hall. I asked a young one "Noise compaint?" He had a look on his face like he was trying to think back to his training and after a pause said "No, no complaints here. Move along."

He told me to move along 5 feet away from my front door.

11/12/2007 5:54:23 PM

i am extremely proud of the greensboro police department and the fine service they provide to my community. the boys in black up here have to be some of the finest in the business. and i mean that 100%

11/12/2007 5:56:01 PM

jackleg has been compromised!

11/12/2007 5:57:59 PM

no ive never had problems with the police that actually protect and serve

instead of perpetuate and corrupt

11/12/2007 6:02:28 PM

do you rock the camo hat with an orange fishnet tank top

11/12/2007 8:13:31 PM

i saw a magazine with camo bedspreads in it the other day

i believe you are legally allowed to shoot people who buy it though, i think i read that in the small print

11/12/2007 8:26:20 PM

"you have the right to remain silent"

?

11/12/2007 9:27:36 PM