I was finishing my last bite of Banana Split Ice Cream, and setting down the bowl, a smile spreading across my face, when, "BWAHHHHHHHP!!1" I farted. Usually no big deal, but this particular fart was
bad enough that it curdled my last mouthful of ice cream, mid swallow.

11/11/2007 9:48:18 PM

you're lying

11/11/2007 9:49:15 PM

^ my first reaction as well

11/11/2007 9:49:44 PM

i really don't believe this story either

11/11/2007 9:50:15 PM

^ my first reaction as well

11/11/2007 9:50:20 PM

maybe not curdled, but made it taste bad. my GF inspired this post, by asking if I had indeed ruined my last bite of ice cream, having witnessed these events first hand.

11/11/2007 9:51:06 PM

im still not believing it

11/11/2007 9:52:22 PM

what joe,

the girlfriend part?

11/11/2007 9:52:47 PM

i dont think the stinch from a nasty juicy fart could ruin the last bite of ice cream. according to the OP, he kept the ice cream in his mouth for the duration that it took for the fart to rise to his nose, at which point he breathed through his nose while the ice cream was in his mouth

who eats like that?

11/11/2007 9:54:34 PM

(don't forget you started the thread about eating asshole talking about microfarts)

11/11/2007 9:55:30 PM

ive been farting all weekend. nasty ass shit

11/11/2007 9:56:12 PM

^^ eating asshole is different than eating icecream while sniffing farts.

11/11/2007 9:57:44 PM

OR IS IT

11/11/2007 9:58:39 PM

you'll just have to trust me about the fart

11/11/2007 9:59:34 PM

you're confusing me now goddamnit

and was that picture meant to make fun of me?

11/11/2007 9:59:45 PM

You guys are so gay for each other.

11/11/2007 10:00:02 PM

i'd go gay for mr. shoes. he's hot, ive seen him in his boxers

11/11/2007 10:00:28 PM

PM SENT

11/11/2007 10:01:03 PM

PM not received

11/11/2007 10:02:28 PM

inbox = red

11/11/2007 10:03:15 PM

Quote :

"and was that picture meant to make fun of me?"

and no, just an inquisitive look

11/11/2007 10:03:55 PM

haha i know. im just fuckin w/ ya

11/11/2007 10:11:38 PM

haha, ive been babysitting my 4 year old niece all weekend, Mid brunch this morning shes sitting her chair and all of a sudden she stands up, turns around, leans over and rips the biggest fart. I mean, i'm still trying to figure out how that sound came out of that teeny body.
Of course, we're teaching her whats right and wrong, so i'm sitting there red in the face holding back from laughing my ass off for a good 20 minutes.

11/11/2007 10:27:10 PM

BUT AUNT Amiblondee LET ME FART



[Edited on November 11, 2007 at 10:28 PM. Reason : you know, if she could talk]

11/11/2007 10:28:09 PM

hahahahaha

11/11/2007 10:28:11 PM

did it ruin your ice cream, too?

11/11/2007 10:28:30 PM

it was terrible because we had another couple from church over too.

11/11/2007 10:30:03 PM

dude 4 year olds can talk

like way too much. and if youre racist you better never say anything racist in front of one, because your punishment WILL BE to have it repeated in the line at the grocery store

MOMMY IS THAT A NIGGER

11/11/2007 10:36:40 PM

ok my bad,

i thought it said 4 week old

11/11/2007 10:38:35 PM

hell they can start at like 1, and they're telling on you by 2

11/11/2007 10:40:06 PM

oh trust me, i learned that really fast. I normally take her once a month to have a sleepover at my house to give my brother and his woman a break.

its hard to watch your mouth for 2 days straight, especially since she'll repeat whatever auntie kerry says or does lol. But it sure as hell is the best form of birth control ever invented.

11/11/2007 10:41:26 PM

11/11/2007 11:53:51 PM

^ rofl

11/11/2007 11:55:47 PM