i have chamber singers at 4:30

should i:

a) fap

b) make pasta

11/8/2007 1:28:54 PM

have sex with the pasta

11/8/2007 1:29:18 PM

you have time for both

11/8/2007 1:29:32 PM

you need to ease up off the topics

11/8/2007 1:29:39 PM

fap while making pasta

11/8/2007 1:30:02 PM

i will do both

which should i do first

and no, i refuse to ease up, that's just how i roll
(someone needs to bump the attn: evan thread)

11/8/2007 1:30:33 PM

if you make pasta first, you could fap while eating thus getting the jobs done in a shorter amount of time.

otherwise, there is no overlap in the activity time.

11/8/2007 1:31:39 PM

fap with pasta in your hand

11/8/2007 1:33:01 PM

cook your nut, beat the pasta

11/8/2007 1:35:13 PM

somehow i think my cock would end up in boiling water

that is never good

11/8/2007 1:35:39 PM

Quote :

"have sex with the pasta"

11/8/2007 1:36:38 PM

have sex with me

11/8/2007 1:38:07 PM

fuck the woman who is making your pasta, while she cooks for you.

[Edited on November 8, 2007 at 1:39 PM. Reason : lkjd]

11/8/2007 1:38:56 PM

^

11/8/2007 1:41:41 PM

OH LOOK

CUPCAKES

11/8/2007 1:43:08 PM

Make the pasta and then give your alfredo sauce a secret ingredient

11/8/2007 1:44:34 PM

Quote :

"have sex with me"

come on over, i'll cook us pasta

11/8/2007 2:12:41 PM

fap onto the pasta and give it to someone and tell them its alfredo sauce

11/8/2007 3:06:41 PM