Anyone else get this on their myspace... kinda made me lol a bit

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"Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After sex Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!"

11/7/2007 10:36:58 PM

shit like this makes me happy to not have a myspace page, facebook profile, etc.

11/7/2007 10:38:21 PM

new!!!!

11/7/2007 10:38:24 PM

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"shit like this makes me happy to not have a myspace page"

11/7/2007 10:39:07 PM

i thought this was a sports talk thread for a second

11/7/2007 10:47:44 PM

11/7/2007 10:52:26 PM

I'm just wondering wtf an

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"italian hanger"

is....?

11/7/2007 10:58:54 PM

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"An Italian Hanger is a sexual position where the woman lies with her back or shoulders supported by a bed or similar object while the man holds her up by her hips and vigorously thrusts himself into her."

11/7/2007 11:03:02 PM

[Edited on November 7, 2007 at 11:07 PM. Reason : .]

11/7/2007 11:06:53 PM

^that ain't it

11/7/2007 11:16:50 PM

^that's not it

sorta like this

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11/7/2007 11:18:34 PM

shit like this makes me happy to not have a myspace page, facebook profile, etc.

11/7/2007 11:18:40 PM