So when I start racing my motorcycle, can you be MY umbrella man like these girls?









YOu would be doing this for me

11/6/2007 10:48:03 AM

wat

11/6/2007 10:49:45 AM

well when I saw his name.. I assumed thats what he did I will soon need one... but I would prefer a dude... keeps me focused





nice bum


[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 10:57 AM. Reason : adsfg]

11/6/2007 10:51:14 AM

I'm not hot enough for this position.

11/6/2007 10:58:37 AM

damn your name is quite deceiving TEASE!

11/6/2007 11:02:41 AM

Alright, I'll be a good sport and try for you.

11/6/2007 11:03:26 AM

can you wear those tight pants fer me... Or am I pushin it?





If thats the case... wear plaid shorts and you're good to go... nothing keeps my mind focused on the road than a guy wearing plaid

11/6/2007 11:05:07 AM

It might also interest you to know that I'll need my umbrella for when I make you Squirt.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:07 AM. Reason : fixed the tags]

11/6/2007 11:06:40 AM

Son... thats not your job!

YOu must shade me from the hot sun and look hot! That umbrella should not be used for anything else... They are quite expensive too sheesh!

11/6/2007 11:09:14 AM

:carl face:

11/6/2007 11:09:14 AM

:carl face:

11/6/2007 11:09:35 AM

:carl face:

11/6/2007 11:10:06 AM

dont worry.

girls will never have a racing career

11/6/2007 11:10:08 AM

WHat?! Ha!

I will be stunting and racing before you know it... Besides there are some hot chicks that drag race and stunt for sure LOL
I am going to cornerspeed hopefully in the spring if i am still around

11/6/2007 11:11:35 AM

Quote :

"YOu must shade me from the hot sun and look hot! That umbrella should not be used for anything else..."

Yes maam.

11/6/2007 11:12:58 AM

Don't worry you will get paid well my good sir jk

11/6/2007 11:13:57 AM

Quote :

"Don't worry you will get paid well my good sir jk"

So you're kidding about paying me?

11/6/2007 11:15:05 AM

Ohh when I start beating these boys in their own sport and making bank, you will be paid quite nicely... Just stand there and look hot

11/6/2007 11:20:56 AM

11/6/2007 11:21:52 AM

dibs on the job if umbrellaman falls through!

11/6/2007 11:24:07 AM

i might let you sit on my bike...

11/6/2007 11:27:40 AM

can i put a finger through your belt loop?
if nothing else, my band can make you an intro song!

11/6/2007 11:28:39 AM

Haha, back off dude or I'll have to beat you with my umbrella.

11/6/2007 11:30:25 AM

ahahahah - it's ok, i hear she uses strap-ons with her men!

11/6/2007 11:31:02 AM

I do! and they all love it! jk jk

11/6/2007 11:33:40 AM

I really just wanna free dem titties

11/6/2007 11:37:09 AM

Why not combine our efforts? You deal with her titties, I'll deal with her clit.

11/6/2007 11:38:39 AM

i had to stare at that picture for like 10 minutes before I realized it wasn't a bouncing dog head.

11/6/2007 11:39:46 AM

wait...is this like a foreplay thread? I mean, what the fuck is going on here?

11/6/2007 11:40:21 AM

dibs on the blonde in the first pic

11/6/2007 11:41:24 AM

That smiley with the bouncing boobs looks kinda weird
And you guys are getting off topic :-( I love my umbrellagirls... gosh to have a body like theirs!

^That blonde is kinda busted in the face dude...

I saw a bikini contest done by these girls wow! I promise I am not bi or lesbo.. I just appreciate a gorgeous girl and envy their body

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:44 AM. Reason : dsf]

11/6/2007 11:42:13 AM

11/6/2007 11:43:33 AM

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:45 AM. Reason : never mind, you changed your post]

11/6/2007 11:44:47 AM

well I wouldn't turn down the offer.. I am sure there are plenty of other umbrella girls that would catch your interest

11/6/2007 11:46:09 AM

11/6/2007 11:48:41 AM

that bike scares the shit out of me - i saw the tv thing on it

11/6/2007 11:50:21 AM

Dodge Tomahawk... Its not eve a fucking bike! it has four wheels... But I did think it sounded badass and I did think it was badass that it has a Dodge Viper engine in it
But its NOT a bike!

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:52 AM. Reason : sadf]

11/6/2007 11:51:57 AM

Unless something has changed they won't sell it to anyone. I remember reading somewhere that Shaq offered them several million dollars for one, but they wouldn't sell it to him.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:53 AM. Reason : .]

11/6/2007 11:52:57 AM

whatever you say - you still straddle it and use handlebars to steer it.

11/6/2007 11:53:13 AM

Why the hell would somebody make that bike if they have no plans to sell it?

^You make it sound like a bike is a dick.

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:54 AM. Reason : I have a dirty mind]

11/6/2007 11:54:13 AM

promo purposes - you are officially out of the running to be Squirt's umbrella man.

11/6/2007 11:54:49 AM

11/6/2007 11:55:39 AM

a bike means "two wheels"

it should be a cike or something... that didn't make sense... but you know what i am talkin about... I hear that people crash the hell out of it cause its soo monster of a vehicle...

fast is fun tho... I would prolly die and have a lot of fun doing it

^you are still my umbrellaman umbrellaman until you fuck up!

[Edited on November 6, 2007 at 11:57 AM. Reason : asdf]

11/6/2007 11:56:12 AM

i can hold your boobs for you then...they must be a burden.

11/6/2007 12:01:57 PM

Well then, I'll just have to try really hard not to fuck up at all.

11/6/2007 12:02:32 PM

your arms are getting heavy....the weight of the umbrella is become too much to bear...

11/6/2007 12:03:45 PM

My umbrella also shields me from your assplay.

11/6/2007 12:04:38 PM

11/6/2007 12:07:24 PM

ohh my... you guys are way silly...

11/6/2007 12:10:41 PM

bi cycle

2 wheels

qike

quad cycle

11/6/2007 12:13:12 PM