http://www.writersdreamtools.com/view/humor/view.asp?HumorID=15

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"What exactly is marriage? "Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents." -- Eric, age 6 "When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." -- Anita, age 9 How did your mom and dad meet? "They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down. It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to find out about their values." -- Lottie, age 9 "My father was doing some strange chores for my mother. They won't tell me what kind." -- Jeremy, age 8 Is it better to be single or married? "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." -- Theodore, age 8 "You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan." -- Kirsten, age 10 "It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." -- Anita, age 9 "It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Will, age 7 What do most people do on a date? "Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough." -- Lynnette, age 8 "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." -- Martin, age 10 How do you decide whom to marry? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." -- Alan, age 10 "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." -- Kirsten, age 10 "You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one." -- Kelly, age 9 "My mother says to look for a man who is kind... That's what I'll do... I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8 How would you make a marriage work? "If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes, especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it." -- Lori, age 8 "Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.". -- Ricky, age 10 "

I don't care if it's old, it made me LOL. And it's not about sushi.



[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 2:04 PM. Reason : words]

11/5/2007 2:02:44 PM

hahaha


kids are learning early I see



don't hate on sushi woman!

11/5/2007 2:05:59 PM

older than baby jesus

11/5/2007 2:13:36 PM

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"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."

has me rolling on mann hall floor

FTW

11/5/2007 2:51:58 PM

ahahahahhaaha, these are too funny

11/5/2007 2:53:47 PM

11/5/2007 2:56:06 PM

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""It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Will, age 7"

11/5/2007 2:57:25 PM

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" "I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out." -- Theodore, age 8 "

Lets see if that kid thinks the same way in another 8 years

11/5/2007 3:13:12 PM