(1) have over 1000 posts
(1) have a vagina
(2) have a penis
(1) know most of the people i normally talk to in real life
(2) being attractive
(-2) smokes cigarettes
(1) tww attn whore
(1) can help me out (printing things for me if I'm in a bind etc)
(5) has a dog
(1) has any other pet
(-10) kicks puppies

for puppy to talk to you on campus, you have to score a 5 or higher

10/29/2007 7:12:57 PM

Wow.... I got an 11! do I get 10 points for having 2 dogs?

10/29/2007 7:13:57 PM

no

10/29/2007 7:15:17 PM

does a pet back at home count? i get an 11, or 12 if the cats count too

10/29/2007 7:15:40 PM

So if someone who kicks puppies has two dogs, a penis, over 1000 posts, and is attractive, you'll talk to them?

So you DO talk to people who kick puppies! D:

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 7:16 PM. Reason : stuff]

10/29/2007 7:16:13 PM

i believe i got a 5...depending on if you find me attractive and count a betta fish as a pet

10/29/2007 7:17:12 PM

i got a -10

10/29/2007 7:18:05 PM

^^^^sure
^^^I'll talk to them, doesn't mean I'll like them.
^^betta fish are definitely pets.

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 7:19 PM. Reason : ^ grr for messing up my arrows]

10/29/2007 7:18:46 PM

3

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 7:19 PM. Reason : ]

10/29/2007 7:18:58 PM

today when i saw you i almost thought you were not going to see me

10/29/2007 7:20:28 PM

from this, I have concluded that graniteballs has no penis.

(1) have over 1000 posts
(2) have a penis
(-10) kicks puppies
and the only other thing so far that takes away points is smokes cigarettes. Therefore, by conclusion, if I add 1 point for having a vagina... hahaha!

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 7:24 PM. Reason : ^ I saw you right away. ]

10/29/2007 7:23:14 PM

qualifications for puppy to have a dirty pm session with you??

10/29/2007 7:24:27 PM

^ the above plus (-10) if username = fjjackso

10/29/2007 7:25:30 PM

10/29/2007 7:27:45 PM

just kidding, go on, pm me.

10/29/2007 7:28:31 PM

yo can i get in on this too?

10/29/2007 7:29:05 PM

-6

10/29/2007 7:29:05 PM

this is getting hot

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 7:36 PM. Reason : /]

10/29/2007 7:29:50 PM

you wish it was.

10/29/2007 7:38:50 PM

my Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite didn't go across as well as i hoped

10/29/2007 7:40:09 PM

it never does, man. never does

10/29/2007 7:41:39 PM

i win with a 4, oh wait

10/29/2007 7:42:52 PM

I need to think of more negatives. I'm too nice.

10/29/2007 7:47:04 PM

i just hope they dont bump me to a 4

10/29/2007 7:48:17 PM

You should re-add the -points for having both sets of genitals.

10/29/2007 7:49:25 PM

^good point.
(-2) for both.

10/29/2007 7:50:58 PM

And again, having both sets is just as good as having a vagina only!

10/29/2007 7:52:01 PM

how many people here fit that description anyways? (actually I'd rather not know)

10/29/2007 7:53:35 PM

(1) have over 1000 posts
(2) have a penis
(1) know most of the people i normally talk to in real life
(2) being attractive
(1) can help me out (printing things for me if I'm in a bind etc)
(5) has a dog
(1) has any other pet

----------------------------
13 points

10/29/2007 7:56:00 PM

Quote :

"(1) have over 1000 posts (1) have a vagina (2) have a penis (1) know most of the people i normally talk to in real life (2) being attractive (i like to think so) (-2) smokes cigarettes (1) tww attn whore (1) can help me out (printing things for me if I'm in a bind etc) (5) has a dog (1) has any other pet (-10) kicks puppies"

9 or 11, depending on whether I'm attractive or not.

10/29/2007 7:58:10 PM

^don't see pic, can't determine attractiveness.

10/29/2007 8:10:38 PM

i got a 13

10/29/2007 9:30:25 PM

got a 10 (glad you specified kicking puppies and not cats )

10/29/2007 9:33:03 PM

(1) have over 1000 posts
(1) have a vagina
(2) have a penis
(1) know most of the people i normally talk to in real life
(2) being attractive at least i think so
(-2) smokes cigarettes
(1) tww attn whore
(1) can help me out (printing things for me if I'm in a bind etc)
(5) has a dog
(1) has any other pet
(-10) kicks puppies

so 10 or 12 depending on if i'm attractive

10/29/2007 9:33:41 PM

Okay...

I have between 5 and 8. Depends on if (a) I can help you out. I can if you have a car.

(b) if you find me attractive. Not likely, seein's how the family dog didn't even find me attractive even with a steak tied around my neck.

10/29/2007 9:36:34 PM

^^^I only said puppies because a certain user on here said that they kick puppies.

10/29/2007 9:37:18 PM

And is me being last a + or -?

10/29/2007 9:52:08 PM

well, speak of the devil! here he is.

being last has no effect.

10/29/2007 9:54:32 PM

I thought you said you didn't care if I kicked puppies.



(1) have over 1000 posts
(1) have a vagina
(2) have a penis
(1) know most of the people i normally talk to in real life
(2) being attractive
(-2) smokes cigarettes
(1) tww attn whore
(1) can help me out (printing things for me if I'm in a bind etc)
(5) has a dog
(1) has any other pet
(-10) kicks puppies


final score 4


[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 10:09 PM. Reason : .]

10/29/2007 10:06:37 PM

36

10/29/2007 10:07:27 PM

18 penii?

10/29/2007 10:08:04 PM

^^^wat

[Edited on October 29, 2007 at 10:08 PM. Reason : 6]

10/29/2007 10:08:24 PM

(1) have over 1000 posts
(1) have a vagina
(2) have a penis
(1) know most of the people i normally talk to in real life
(2) being attractive
(-2) smokes cigarettes
(1) tww attn whore
(1) can help me out (printing things for me if I'm in a bind etc)
(5) has a dog
(1) has any other pet
(-10) kicks puppies

10/29/2007 10:10:44 PM

How does one define being attractive.

10/29/2007 10:10:58 PM

i love how everyone considers themselves attractive, even though most of you know you are bottom of the barrel ugly

10/29/2007 10:11:33 PM

^I know, it is pretty funny. but its good to have confidence, I guess.

10/29/2007 10:22:51 PM

i guess

10/29/2007 10:24:29 PM

Quote :

"How does one define being attractive."

I was basically copying dnl's thread, but basically I mean if I think you are attractive, then plus 2 points. If you think you are attractive, good for you. I'm easy to talk to no matter what you look like anyways.

10/29/2007 10:26:52 PM

yeah plus puppy saw me today...i looked about average today

10/29/2007 10:28:12 PM

well, some people got it, some people don't

10/29/2007 10:28:17 PM