on the news....they just said that someone at ODU has it





I rushed into the bedroom to tell my loved one that I was going to die soon. She snored at me. Then the conversation went as follows:

me: but but but......
her: yeah, people at the high schools around here have been getting infected too.
me: and you didn't tell me about this?
her: *snore*
me: I hate you. I'm going to die, and you don't even care
her: *snore*
me: .......
her: don't let any infected people into your lab
me: how do I know if they're infected?
her: *snore*










no really, I hope I'm not going to die. This shit sucks, B. I have so much to live for. Everyone pray for your dear old EMCE. I would appreciate it.

http://www.wtkr.com/Global/story.asp?S=7228510

10/25/2007 11:14:22 PM

10/25/2007 11:18:40 PM

10/25/2007 11:19:34 PM

I shall mourn you, B

10/25/2007 11:20:24 PM

I hope the fuck the entire BC campus gets it.

10/25/2007 11:20:55 PM

hahahaha

you guys are going to feel like assholes if I "mysteriously" stop posting on TWW in a few days


....and then never post again

10/25/2007 11:22:33 PM

its the plague of Virginia!!!

10/25/2007 11:22:38 PM

Beardawg61 can have my stereo

10/25/2007 11:23:44 PM

WORSE THAN AIDS

10/25/2007 11:58:22 PM

WE SHOULD MAKE "EVENT STAPH" SHIRTS!

10/25/2007 11:59:02 PM

Ok, I gotta ask

wtf is an odu, or where, rather

10/26/2007 12:10:37 AM

[Edited on October 26, 2007 at 12:16 AM. Reason : no hotlinking? wtf]

10/26/2007 12:16:10 AM

Old Dominion University

10/26/2007 7:04:27 AM

overdose urethra

10/26/2007 7:09:54 AM

you go to ODU?

10/26/2007 7:32:13 AM

yes

10/26/2007 7:46:36 AM

some kid just died up here

[Edited on October 26, 2007 at 7:52 AM. Reason : s]

10/26/2007 7:52:14 AM

several people just died in this area. a few of them from MRSA

the school is telling us all to be careful, and wash our asses.
I swear to God, the first person that I see coughing today.....well.....I'm going to throw them into my fireplace

10/26/2007 7:57:02 AM

i'm not sure what the outcome was, but my cousin has been very sick and has a sore on his forehead. he was going to get tested.

10/26/2007 8:30:26 AM

10/26/2007 8:33:49 AM

Quote :

" MRSA is short for methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, and is responsible for more deaths in the United States each year than AIDS, according to new data. According to the CDC, 25 to 30 percent of the population carry the staph bacteria -- one of the most common causes of infection. While such infections are typically minor, invasive MRSA infections, because they are caused by drug-resistant staph, can become fatal."

hmm...

10/26/2007 8:36:12 AM

if you catch it in time. you should be ok.

you will def. he hospitalized. but you arent going to die

10/26/2007 8:41:54 AM

where is Dr. House when we need him?

10/26/2007 8:48:19 AM

10/26/2007 8:50:12 AM

whoa! what episode is that from?

10/26/2007 8:50:35 AM

10/26/2007 9:01:15 AM

ah turn that frown upside down, b.

10/26/2007 9:05:13 AM

oh fucking A


people have MRSA in their noses all the damn time


i am pretty sure im colonized with it.


every patient on our floor is swabbed for MRSA on admission


if they have it oh well, we start them on vancomycin, or some other non penicillin antibiotic.


who the fuck uses methicillin anymore anyway...

10/26/2007 9:19:10 AM

yeah, apparently, it's common

still.....I'm punching the first person who so much as sneezes in my direction

10/26/2007 9:26:59 AM

55% of the patients with skin infections here at UNC have MRSA.

i dont eat at the hospital that much anymore.

who am i kidding, its good food.

10/26/2007 9:30:49 AM

plz to not die EMCE

10/26/2007 9:45:48 AM

^^holy shit



you're at UNC, i think you have bigger problems than MRSA

10/26/2007 9:47:46 AM

yes there are a lot of queer lookin folk here

10/26/2007 9:48:55 AM

FULL BLOWN MRSA

10/26/2007 10:04:29 AM

10/26/2007 10:06:08 AM

more like FULL BROWN MRSA, amirite?

10/26/2007 10:06:57 AM

Jesus Christ man. Stop trying.....

you've never said one goddamned funny thing on this message board.....and you never will.....


just stop. you're really letting me down here

10/26/2007 10:09:05 AM

This might be the wrong time to ask, but if you die can I have one of your pairs of Air Jordans?

10/26/2007 11:22:39 AM

i call dibs on the pumps.

10/26/2007 11:24:45 AM

Quote :

"I'm punching the first person who so much as sneezes in my direction"

and you work in a lab? *retard*

Quote :

"who am i kidding, its good food."

you must go to the special 'good food' location....

10/26/2007 11:28:21 AM

i do

chil'ren hospital

10/26/2007 11:30:26 AM

WORSE THAN AIDS






PLZ DONT DIE EMCE

-ps

10/26/2007 11:31:33 AM

I'm downloading this at home, been meaning to get around to watching it

10/26/2007 11:33:15 AM