the ability to suck in a gut for an entire day.

10/23/2007 4:01:48 PM

parsed with the inability to work it off at the gym

10/23/2007 4:03:02 PM

Boobies.

10/23/2007 4:04:11 PM

The ability to pour hot wax onto their upper thighs, rip hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

10/23/2007 4:04:41 PM

Fakin' ass bitches

10/23/2007 4:07:11 PM

ass to mouth, man. ass to mouth.

10/23/2007 4:11:13 PM

^^^
Jerry

10/23/2007 4:19:55 PM

Waist to hip ratio is fucking amazing on some women.

10/23/2007 4:42:21 PM

lower back to butt

10/23/2007 4:45:44 PM

smooth skin

10/23/2007 5:07:17 PM

the slippery feeling of an aroused vagina

10/23/2007 5:10:09 PM

NSFW


























Oh, and you know, babies and stuff.

[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 5:15 PM. Reason : n]

10/23/2007 5:14:47 PM

smell nice.

10/23/2007 5:15:21 PM

Mr Grace that's called spanx http://www.spanx.com/pls/enetrixp/!stmenu_template.main


thanks for the myspace shout....it made me feel old so i had to login to tww.

10/23/2007 5:26:54 PM

I just let my gut hang out.

10/23/2007 5:45:47 PM

Is it a gut or just a paunch?

Cuz I think a little paunch is hot.

10/23/2007 5:57:18 PM

worlds greatest liars

10/23/2007 6:11:48 PM

10/23/2007 6:13:40 PM

DADDY HIT USHER!

10/23/2007 6:16:01 PM

they're certainly the most emotional sex.

[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 6:17 PM. Reason : i fucking suck]

10/23/2007 6:17:02 PM

It was a paunch, but I've been eating badly lately so it's turning into a gut.
Now I'm working on making it a paunch again.

10/23/2007 6:17:17 PM

To quote my favorite president:

I FEEL YOUR PAIN.

The diet has to get into high gear again.

10/23/2007 6:20:17 PM

It's my fault for eating 12 ice cream sandwiches a day.

10/23/2007 6:22:07 PM

Wow. I'm not really sure how to respond to that. Ha ha ha.

10/23/2007 6:25:41 PM

goddamn you gettin' ready to hibernate?

10/23/2007 6:26:29 PM

^Yes.



It's not my fault that they're sooo tasty!!!

10/23/2007 6:30:33 PM

no, i guess it's not

10/23/2007 6:33:37 PM

Quote :

"According to Glamour, seventy percent of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex. Additionally, the average woman cries five times a month."

This never ceases to amaze me.

10/23/2007 6:39:07 PM

^that number seems really high

I got months at a time without crying, but when it rains, it pours

Quote :

"The ability to pour hot wax onto their upper thighs, rip hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider."

aha

10/23/2007 6:55:53 PM

^ Seems like a lot to me too. I like chocolate, but not quite THAT much.

10/23/2007 6:57:36 PM

yeah, I'd take sex over chocolate any day.

Maybe they're only polling people like Bridget Jones and giving the rest of us a bad rap

10/23/2007 7:10:13 PM

Quote :

"According to Glamour, seventy percent of women would rather eat chocolate than have sex. Additionally, the average woman cries five times a month."

For some reason I read this five times a day. I was like WTF. I read this one girl's blog who said she cries at least once in a day. Definitely a headcase.

10/23/2007 7:11:01 PM

so did jimmy v. got a problem?

10/23/2007 7:41:37 PM

I probably cry 5 times a month.

It's a good emotional release.

10/23/2007 7:46:07 PM

Quote :

"Waist to hip ratio is fucking amazing on some women."

and how

10/23/2007 7:47:25 PM

Quote :

"the ability to suck in a gut for an entire day. "

shit takes years to perfect.

10/23/2007 7:49:33 PM

10/23/2007 11:25:02 PM

the fact that they can squeeze live infants out of their tiny vaginas...it really doesn't seem possible

10/23/2007 11:33:55 PM

How PRETTY THEY ARE!!

10/23/2007 11:38:06 PM

^^^NICE

10/23/2007 11:41:56 PM

boobies.
and

Quote :

"The ability to pour hot wax onto their upper thighs, rip hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider."

10/24/2007 2:50:41 AM

^ thats kinda funny

10/24/2007 7:07:28 AM