Even if you have a gf/bf?

I like having some personal time to spend spankin the monkey

10/22/2007 8:45:08 PM

last 3 days have been uncharted territory for me

10/22/2007 8:45:49 PM

masturbate

10/22/2007 8:47:11 PM

^ potato pototo

10/22/2007 8:47:47 PM

of course

10/22/2007 8:47:57 PM

every day.

sometimes like 4 or 5 times a day on the weekends when my roommate goes home and i have our room to myself

10/22/2007 8:48:12 PM

frequently is more like it

10/22/2007 8:48:26 PM

Everytime I get a minute alone!

10/22/2007 8:48:50 PM

can i watch?

10/22/2007 8:52:47 PM

definitely. sometimes we do it together

10/22/2007 8:54:14 PM

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

10/22/2007 8:54:26 PM

Dude, they like have a small patch of woods in a courtyard in the Vatican just so he can do his bidness amongst the trees.

10/22/2007 8:55:22 PM

Quote :

"Dude, they like have a small patch of woods in a courtyard in the Vatican just so he can do his bidness amongst the trees."

♥♥♥♥♥

10/22/2007 8:55:54 PM

I'd consider once a month regular

10/22/2007 9:52:04 PM

damn...

you must fuck a lot

10/22/2007 9:53:53 PM

I prefer just letting the sexual frustration build.

10/22/2007 9:54:45 PM

^^

the word masturbate is too often misspelled.

10/22/2007 9:56:04 PM

^^great way to hit yourself in the eye if you're not careful.

10/22/2007 9:56:37 PM

... that would be impressive.

10/22/2007 9:57:47 PM

I've hit my chin before...

10/22/2007 9:58:42 PM

But my junk points in the opposite direction.

10/22/2007 9:59:02 PM

Junk is a horrible name to call your goodies.

All that said, you could try a bank shot against a wall.

10/22/2007 10:00:51 PM

^, ^^ haha

[Edited on October 22, 2007 at 10:01 PM. Reason : asfd]

10/22/2007 10:01:06 PM

Sorry, I haven't come up with a very good nickname for my genitalia. I think they are all kind of dumb.

10/22/2007 10:01:48 PM

guys have junk, girls have goodies.

10/22/2007 10:01:57 PM

'girlparts' is a good one.

10/22/2007 10:03:14 PM

I prefer "goodies" too. I don't eat no goddamn junk.

10/22/2007 10:03:48 PM

hahahahaha

[Edited on October 22, 2007 at 10:04 PM. Reason : to everything in this thread since i posted]

10/22/2007 10:03:49 PM

mud flaps? beef curtains?

theres at least 4 billion names for a pecker

#
100% all-beef thermometer
21st digit




A
Ace in the hole
Acorn Andy
Action Jackson
Adam Halfpint
Admiral Winky
African black snake
Afro man
AIDS baster
AIDS grenade, The
Alabama blacksnake
Albino cave dweller
All-day sucker
Anaconda
Anal impaler
Anal intruder
Anal Spear
Ankle spanker
Apple-headed monster
Ass blaster
Ass pirate
Ass wedge
Astralgod
Auger-headed gut wrench
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B
Ba-donk-a-donk
Baby maker
Baby's arm holding an apple
Baby's arm in a boxing glove
Bacon bazooker
Bacon rod
Badboy
Bagpipe
Bald Avenger, The
Bald butler
Bald-headed beauty
Bald-headed giggle stick
Bald-headed hermit
Bald-headed Jesus
Bald-headed yogurt slinger
Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser
Ball buddy
Baloney pony
Banana
Bat and balls
Battering ram
Bayonet
Bavarian Beefstick
Bean stalk
Beard splitter
Bearded burglar
Beastus maximus
Beaver buster
Beaver Cleaver
Bed snake
Beef baton
Beef bayonet
Beef belt buckle
Beef bugle
Beef bus
Beef missile
Beef soldier
Beef stick
Beefy McManstick
Bell rope
Belly stick
Best leg of three
(Big) Beanpole
Big Dick & the twins
Big Dickus
Big Jake the ene-eyed snake
Big Jim and the Twins
Big Johnson
Big Lebowski
Big number one
Big Mac
Big red
Big rod
Big Uncle
Biggus Dickus
Bilbo Baggins
Bishop, The
Bishop with his nice red hat
Bitch blaster
Bitch stick
Bits and pieces
Blind butler
Blind snake
Blood blunt
Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
Blood slug
Blood sword
Blow pop
Blowtorch
Blue steel
Blue-veined jackhammer
Blue-veined junket pumper
Blue-veined piccolo
Blue-veined puss chucker
Blue-veiner
Blunt
Bob
Bob Dole
Bob Johnson
Bobo
Bone
Bone phone
Bone rollercoaster
Boneless beef
Boneless fish
Boner
Boney cannelloni
Bone-her
Boom stick
Bop gun
Bottle rocket
Bow-legged swamp donkey
Box buster
Boybrush
Bradford and the pair
Bratwurst
Breakfast burrito
Breakfast wood
Broom
Brutus
Bubba
Bulbulous big-knob
Bumtickler
Bush beater
Bush rusher
Bushwhacker
Buster Hymen
Buster McThunderstick
Butt blaster
Butt pirate
Butter churn
Butterknife
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C
Camel rider
Candy cane
Canelo
Caped crusader
Captain Bilbo
Captain Crook
Captain Hook
Captain Howdy
Captain Kirk
Captain Winky
Carnal stump
Cattle prod
Cave hunter
Cax
Cervix crusader
Cervix pounder
Chancellor, The
Chap
Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle
Cheese staff
Cherry picker
Cherry poppin' daddy
Cherry splitter
Chi Zi Wang
Chick sticker
Chicksicle
Chief of staff
Chimbo
Chimney cleaner
Choo-choo
Choad (chode)
Chorizo
Chowder dumper
Chubby
Chubby conquistador, The
Chum
Chunk 'o' love
Chunder thunder
Cigar
Circus boy
Clam digger
Clam hammer
Clam sticker
Clit tickler
Clown, The
Cob
Cock
Cock goblin
Cock-a-saurus Rex
Cocktus
Cockus erectus
Codger
Colon cowboy
Colon crusader
Colossus
Coral branch
Corndog
Cornholer
Cornstalk
Cornstalk cowboy
Crack hunter
Crack smacker
Cramstick
Crank
Crank shaft
Cream-filled meat stick
Cream bandit
Cream cannon
Creamsicle
Creamstick
Cream spritzer
Crimson chitterling
Crimson Darth Vader
Crippler
Crotch cobra
Crotch cowboy
Crotch rocket
Crotch vomiter
Crushin' Russian, The
Cum pump
Cummingtonite
Cunny-catcher
Cunt caper, The
Cunt companion
Cunt pumper
Cunt rifle
Cunt scrubber
Cupid's arrow
Curious George
Custard cannon
Custard chucker
Custard pump
Cyclops
Cycloptic milk spitter
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D
Daddy Long-stroke
Danger the one-eyed ranger
Danglin' fury
Danglin' wang
Dangling participle
Dart of love
Darth Vader
Davy Crockett
Deep-veined purple-helmeted spartan of love
Demeanor, The
Diamond cutter
Dick
Dickimus Maximus
Dickory dock
Dickory-smoked coal sausage
Digit
Diller
Dilly-ho-ho
Ding-a-ling
Ding-dong
Dingaroo
Dingle
Dingle dangle
Dingledong
Dinglehopper
Dingus
Dingy
Dinky
Dipstick
Dirk Diggler
Divining rod
Dobber
Docking tube
Dog knot
Dolphin
Dong
Dong-bong
Dong-stick
Dongle
Donker
Donkey Kong
Doo-dad
Doo-dar
Dooflinky
Doodle
Doodle dandy
Dooker
Doo-hickey
Doppelganger
Dora the anal explorer
Dork
Doughnut holder
Dribbling dart of love
Dribbling dragon
Dr. Cyclops
Dr. Feelgood
Dr. Wang
Duke, The
Dumb stick
Dungula bone
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E
Early riser, The
Earthworm Jim
Easy rider
Egg roll
Eight inches of blunt fury
Eight inches of throbbing pink Jesus
Equipment
El Capitan
El Presidente
Elastic plastic
Elephant trunk
Elmer the glue shooter
Elvis
Engine cranker
Everlasting gob-dropper
Every-other-time
Excalibur
Excreting eel
Executive staff member
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F
Fallopian fiddler
Family jewels
Fandangle
Fandangled mandangler
Fat Albert
Fat finger
Fat Johnson
Fetus feeler
Fiddle bow
Fiddle stick
Fire breathing dragon
Fire hose
Fire rod
Fireman Ed
Firm worm
Fish hook
Fishing rod
Fishing tackle
Flapdoodle
Fleshbone
Flesh bat
Flesh cigar
Flesh enema
Flesh flute
Flesh hoagie
Flesh injection
Flesh maggot
Flesh missile
Flesh pistol
Flesh rocket
Flesh tornado
Flesh trumpet
Flesh twinkie
Fleshy Winnebago, The
Flip-flap
Fluid spitter
Foaming beef probe
Foo-foo
Foofer (Foof)
Fool sticker
Footlong
Fondo worm
Frank 'n' beans
Frankfurter
Freddy firehose
Freddy fish monger
Free Willy
Frigamajig
Frightful Hog, The
Fuck ferret
Fuck flute
Fuck puppet
Fuckpole
Fuckstick
Fudgebar
Fudgepacker
Full meal
Fun gun
Fun truncheon
Fury, The
Fuzzbuster
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G
Gadget
Gag mallet
Gap stopper
Gash mallet
Gear shift
General, The
German soldier, The
Gherkin
Giant-sized man-thing
Giggle stick
Gimmer stick
Girthy McGirth
Girthy sausage
Giving tree, The
Gleaming love sword
Glo worm
Gluestick
Godzilla
Goo pipe
Goose's neck
Governor
Grabthar's hammer
Grandpa's knee
Granite edifice
Gravy maker
Great pyramid, The
Grinding tool
Grissel stick
Gummi worm
Gushin' Prussian, The
Gut buster, The
Gut stick
Gut tappa, The
Gut wrench
Guy, My
:: top



H
Hair splitter
Hairy acorn
Hairy Houdini
Hairy pencil
Hairy scary and the two bald men
Hairy snake
Ham roll
Hammer of Thor
Hampton
Handfucker
Handgun
Handwarmer
Handy andy
Hang-lo
Hanging Chad
Hanging hag
Hanging Johnny
Happy Harry Hard-on
Happy worm
Hard-on
Hardware
Harry
Harry & the Hendersons
Harry hot dog
He-ham
He-man sword
He who must be obeyed
Heat-seeking moisture missile
Heavy hitter
Helmet man
Herbie
Herculean lizard
Hercules
Herman the one-eyed German
Herman von Longschlongstein
Hidden treasure
High pressure vein cane
Him-hang
His Eminence
His majesty
His rig
Hog
Hog leg
Hole cork
Holy poker
Holy water sprinkler
Homewrecker, The
Homo Erectus
Honeypot cleaver
Honeystick
Honk the Magic Goose
Hoo hoo
Hooded warrior
Hooty hoo
Horse-necked clam
Hose
Hot beef injection
Hot dog
Hot popsicle
Hot rod Harvey
Hot stick
Hot tamale
Hugo
Hum-diddler
Humongo
Hung Wei Lo
Hunka-hunka burnin' love, The
Hymen hammer
:: top



I
Ice cream machine
Impregnator
Incredible bulk, The
Inflatable iron
Injection erection
Instant sex drive lever
Internal spinal massager
Intrusion protrusion
Invincible man, The
Iron horse
Iron rod
Italian stallion
Itty bitty meat
Ivan the Terrible
Ivory shaft
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J
Jack in the box
Jackhammer
Jake the one-eyed snake
Javelin
Jellyfish
Jerkin' gherkin
Jibberstick
Jigger
Jiggling bone
Jim and the twins
Jiminy Cricket
Jimmer jammer
Jimmy
Jimmy Wriggler
Jing jang
Jingle bone
Jive sausage
Jizz syringe, The
Jizz whiz
Jockey stick
Johnson
John Thomas
John Thursday
Johnny Cockrane
Johnny Come Early
Joint
JoJo the circus clown
Jolly green giant
Jolly jellybean
Joybuzzer
Joyprong
Joystick
Julio
Junior
Junior burger
Junk
:: top



K
Kaptain Kielbasa
Ken cracker
Kentucky horn
Kentucky telescope
Kibble 'n' Bitz
Kick stand
Kidney cracker
Kidney scraper
Kidney wiper
Kielbasa
King Dingaling
King Dong
King, The
Kipper ripper
Knee knocker
Knowledge stick
Knob
Kojak
Komodo dragon
Kong
Kosher pickle
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L
Lady dagger
Lance of love
Lap rope
Last action hero
Leader of the sack
Leaky faucet
Leather lollipop
Lewinski lunch
Lickin' stick
Licorice stick
Life preserver
Lil buddy
Lil Mr.
Lincoln log
Little admiral, The
Little bastard
Little Billy
Little bishop in a turtle neck
Little brother
Little Colonel
Little Dickie
Little Dutch boy
Little Elvis
Little friend
Little gator
Little guy
Little Jesus
Little Juan
Little man
Little shepherd boy
Little slugger
Little Willy
Live sausage
Lizard
Lobster
Lollipop
Long Dong Silver
Lord Hardwick
Long John
Long Tom
Longrod Von Hugenstein
Lord James D'Armais
Lord Plumber
Louisville plugger
Louisville slugger
Love gun
Love leg
Love log
Love lollipop
Love meat
Love muscle
Love-n-ator, The
Love pole
Love pump
Love sausage
Love stick
Love sub
Love sword
Love thruster
Love train
Love truncheon
Love wand
Love weasel
Love whistle
Love torpedo
Lucky charm
Lucky Chucky
Lunch
Lunchmeat truncheon
Lung disturber
Lung puncturer
(Luscious) Lollipop
:: top

10/22/2007 10:44:04 PM

M
Magenta mushroom
Magic Johnson
Magic member
Magic stick
Magic wand
Main vein
Major Manchowder
Major woody
Man-dingler
Man-milk dispenser
Man-sized manicotti
Manchild
Mangina
Mangroin
Manimal
Man axe
Man cannon
Man hammer
Man in the pink helmet, The
Man loaf
Man log
Man meat
Man muscle
Man pipe
Man plow
Man pole
Man root
Mandingo
Manoy
Man's best friend
Marriage tackle
Marrowbone
Master blaster
Master John Goodfellow
Master of ceremonies
Master Wang
Mayonnaise cannon
Mayonnaise pistol
Maypole
Meat
Meat 'n' potatoes
Meat 'n' (two) veggies
Meat balloon
Meat bat
Meat cigar
Meat enema
Meat flute
Meat hammer
Meat harp
Meat missile
Meat musket
Meat pipe
Meat pole
Meat popsicle
Meat puppet
Meat skewer
Meat speculum
Meat stick
Meat straw
Meat tampon
Meat thermometer
Meat train
Meat twinkie
Meat whistle
Meat wrench
Meatsicle
Meaty cudgel
Meaty internal spine support
Meaty tongue depressor
Melon baster
Member
Menstrual miner
Midas
Middle leg
Midnight wangler, The
Mighty anaconda, The
Mighty Dolan, The
Mighty Joe Young
Mighty monkey
Mighty Thor, The
Milkman
Mini-me
Mister
Mister happy
Moby Dick
Mojo
Molten mushroom, The
Monkeymaker
Monkey
Monkey tamer, The
Monster, The
Monty's python
Morning glory
Morning muscle
Moses
Mr. Bendy
Mr. Big
Mr. Bigglesworth
Mr. Bo
Mr. Boing Boing
Mr. Bojangles
Mr. Bozack
Mr. Clean
Mr. Eel-y
Mr. Friendly
Mr. Giggles
Mr. Good Bar
Mr. Happy
Mr. Jiggle Daddy
Mr Johnson and the juice crew
Mr. Magoo
Mr. Matey
Mr. Merrymaker
Mr. Microphone
Mr. Mojo Risin'
Mr. Mouth Missle
Mr. Mushroom head
Mr. Pee-pee
Mr. Peepers
Mr. Plumpy
Mr. Potato Head
Mr. President
Mr. Rogers
Mr. Salami
Mr. Sniffles
Mr. Toad's wild ride
Mr. Wiggles
Mr. Wigglestick
Mr. Wiggly
Mr. Wiggly Flops
Mr. Willy
Mr. Winky
Mr. Wobbly
Muff marauder, The
Muff mole
Muffin butterer
Mule
Murky Lurker, The
Muscle of love
Mushroom on a stick
Mushroom-tipped love dart
Mushroom-tipped man sword
Mustn'touchit
Mutton dagger
Mutton javelin
Mutton pole
Muzzled bulldog
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N
Nag
Nail
Navajo hogan, The
Nebuchadnezzar
Needle
Nightcrawler
Night stick
Nimrod
Nine inch knocker
Nudger
Nuke, The
Nut cannon
:: top



O
O'Henry
Ol' diamond cutter
Ol' one-eye
Old Blind Bob
Old chap
Old drizzly
Old faithful
Old fella
Old man
Old slimy
Oliver Twist
One-eyed bath tub eel
One-eyed blue-vein
One-eyed cave dweller
One-eyed Charlie and the Stink Twins
One-eyed cornhusker
One-eyed cow killer
One-eyed custard chucker
One-eyed Fred
One-eyed giant
One-eyed gopher
One-eyed hip snake
One-eyed horny newt
One-eyed Jack
One-eyed lizard with the saggy chin
One-eyed milkman
One-eyed moisture missle
One-eyed monster
One-eyed nightcrawler
One-eyed snake
One-eyed superhero
One-eyed throbbing python of love
One-eyed trouser mouse
One-eyed trouser psychic
One-eyed trouser snake
One-eyed trouser trout
One-eyed Willy
One-eyed wonder weasel
One-eyed wonder worm
One-eyed wrinkle-necked trouser trout
One-eyed yogurt thrower
One-holed bologna phone
One-holed friction whistle
One-string bass
Optimus prime
Organ
Other head, The
Otis Deepthroatis
Our one-eyed brother
Ovarian pool stick
Oyster probe
:: top



P
Package
Pajama python
Palm pilot
Panda express
Pants snake
Papa's poker
Passion pistol
Passion pump
Peacemaker
Peanut
Pearl diver
Pearl pole
Pebbles and Bam Bam
Pecker
Pedro
Pee pee
Pee-Wee
Peener
Peenie
Pelvic punisher
Pelvis thumb
Pencil
Pendulum
Peni
Penial
Pennis the Menace
Pepe
Peppito
Percy
Perpendicular bisector
Perpendicular pickle, The
Pete(r)
Peter the Great
Petit Jesu
Phallus
Piccolo
Pickle
Pied piper
Piece
Piece of pork
Pig in a blanket
Pigskin bus
Pigsticker
Pikestaff
Piledriver
Pillipacker
Pimp cane
Pimpin' stick
Pink cigar
Pink Floyd
Pink oboe, The
Pink seeking missile
Pink steel
Pink torpedo
Pinkle
Pinnochio
Pipe cleaner
Piss pump
Piss handle
Piss whistle
Pisser
Piston rod
Placenta poker
Pleasure missile
Pleasure pickle
Pleasure piston
Plonker
Pocket pool stick
Pocket rocket
Polish kielbasa
Polished pine
Plum-tree shaker
Pocket otter
Pocket perch
Pocket rocket
Poka-her-hontas
Pogo-stick
Pointer
Pole
Polvo
Polyphemus
Pompadoodle
Poon farmer
Poon prod
Poon pounder
Poon wrecker
Poontanger
Poozle weasel (woozle)
Pope John Pole III
Popeye
Porcelain plumber, The
Porridge bazooka
Porridge gun
Pork knife
Pork sword
Pork truncheon
Porkeroon
Porksicle
Porn prong
Porridge pump
Power rod
Powerprawn, The
Premeditator, The
Presidential podium
Prick
Prickolo
Pride and joy
Primus pilus
Prince Charming
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Private parts
Probe
Prong
Protein spicket
Protein torpedo
Pube kabob
Pubic bong
Pud
Pudding cannon
Puff the Magic Dragon
Pulsating python of love
Pulsating throat clogger
Pulsating woodwind
Pump-action porridge bazooka
Pump-action yogurt rifle
Pump handle
Pumping pole of penile power
Pup Tent
Puppet Jack
Purple avenger
Purple bulb
Purple-headed bed snake
Purple-headed belly ripper
Purple-headed burrow beast
Purple-headed cum shooter
Purple-headed custard chucker
Purple-headed love truncheon
Purple-headed meat scepter
Purple-headed pirate
Purple-headed punisher
Purple-headed warrior
Purple-headed womb broom
Purple-headed womb ferret
Purple-headed yogurt slinger
Purple-helmeted snot Nazi
Purple-helmeted soldier of love
Purple-helmeted Nazi of love
Purple-helmeted warrior
Purple muffin
Purple mushroom
Purple piledriver
Purple pork chop
Purple pulsating pillar of power
Purple turkey baster
Pussy duster, The
Pussy piston
Pussy plumber
Pussy plunger
Pussy poker
Pussy pounder
Pussy stretcher
Pud
Putz
:: top

10/22/2007 10:44:47 PM

Q
Quarter master
Quarter pounder with cheese
Quick shot Sam
Quim-tickler
Quivering member
:: top



R
Rainbow roll
Ralph the fur faced chicken
Ramburglar, The
Ramrod
Ranger
Real deal, The
Reaming Tower of Penis
Rectum rooter
Red ender
Red helmeted love warrior
Red hot poker
Red rocket
Rhubarb
Richard and the twins
Richard Cranium
Richard Head
Rick Hard
Ring stinger
Rising cedar
Rocket to Uranus
Rod
Rod hard ride
Rod of lordly might
Rodney Stickshift
Rodzilla
Roger
Rogering Ramjet
Rolling pin
Roman soldier
Root
Root of all evil
Rosey red reproductive rod
Roto-rooter
Round steak
Ruby-headed love dart
Ruddy sausage
Rump wrangler
Rumpleforeskin
Russell the love muscle
Russell the one eyed (wonder) muscle
Russian spurtnik
:: top



S
Salami
Salami grande
Salty dog
Saucer-headed swamp rhing
Sausage roll
Scabby mayonnaise revolver
Scepter
Schlock
Schlong
Schlongmaster 2000
Schnickel
Schnitzel
Schvance/schvantz
Schvontz/schwantz
Schwartz
Scooby snack
Schlort
Schmeckle
Schmuck
Seed shooter
Señor Happy
Sergeant Stiffy
Serpent
Serpentine
Sex pistol
Shaft
Shaft of Cupid
Sheep shank
Sheep shifter
Shift stick
Shiny banana
Sir Lance-A-Lot
Shithook
Shitstick
Short arm
Shrimp boat
Shunter's pole
Silk shocker
Silly Willy's stick of mayhem
Single-bore mayonnaise pistol
Single serving soup dispenser
Sir Martin Wagstaff
Sir Spanks A Lot
Six shooter
Skin boat
Skin bus
Skin diver
Skin flute
Skivvies lizard
Skippy
Sleeping Beauty
Slick Dilly
Slim Jim
Slim reaper, The
Slippery love dolphin
Slit-eyed demon
Slong
Sludge pump
Slut stick
Snappy beefstick
Snot Nazi
Snot rocket
Snot sausage
Soldier
Solicitor General, The
Solid snake
Soul pole
Soupcan
Sour cream rifle, The
Snake
Snapper slapper
Snausage
Snozwanger
Spackle hammer
Spam dagger
Spam javelin
Spanky
Spelunker
Spelunking sausage
Sperm burper
Sperm spitter
Spermin' Herman
Sperminator
Spigot
Spikebit
Spitting python
Spitting snake
Split-ass mechanic
Split-headed bishop
Splooge moose
Spongey-headed warrior
Spoo shooter
Sprout
Spunk blaster
Spunk spitter
Spunk stick
Spunk trunk
Spunker
Spurt Reynolds
Squinty blowpop, The
Squirmin' Herman the one-eyed German
Staff
Staff of life
Stainmaker
Stallion
Standing hampton
Stanley
Stanley the powertool
Stick 'o' salami
Stick
Stick shift
Sticky shooter
Stiff one-eye
Stiff sausage
Stiffy
Stink hammer
Stomach wrench
Strawberry snake, The
Stretch Johnson
Stretchy and the twins
Strumpet thumper
Stubby
Sugar stick
Superschlong of love
Super soaker
Suspect, The
Sweet meat
Swelling mushroom
Swingin' death
Swingin' Dick Nixon
Swingin' sirloin
Swizzle stick
Swollen blood bomber
:: top



T
Taco warmer
Tadger
Tallywhacker
Tankslapper
Tapioca sprinkler, The
Tassle
Teeter
Tennessee throatwarmer
Tent peg
Tent pole
Texas trout banger
Thadge navigator
Thingamabob
Thing(y)
Third arm of justice
Third leg
Thomas
Thor's hammer
Three inch punisher, The
Three's company
Thrill drill
Throat choker
Throat spackler
Throbbing blood sword
Throbbing horsecock
Throbbing purple pneumatic drill of love
Throbbing purple spear of destiny
Throbbing python of love
Thumper
Thunderstick
Tickle pickle
Tickle tail
Tickle Toby
Tiddlywinker
Tingler
Tinkie Winkie
Tiny Elvis
Tiny Tim
Titan missile, The
Titmouse
Tobias the cheeky monkey
Tockley
Todger
Tom Jones
Tom Slick
Tommy Tallywacker
Tonka
Tonsil tickler
Tonsil toothbrush
Tool
Tool of the Patriarchy
Torch of Cupid
Totem pole
Toto, the tummy twister
Tower of power
Toys for twats
Tree of life
Trembling torpedo
Trombone
Troublemaker
Trouser flute
Trouser hawg
Trouser mouse
Trouser snake
Trouser tortoise
Trouser trombone
Trouser trout
Trout baster
Trout tickler
Tuba
Tube steak
Tummy banana
Tummy buster
Tuna baster
Tuna fisher, The
Tuna torpedo
Tunnel tickler
Turd burglar
Turgid member
Turkey neck
Turtle
Twat expander
Twat tickler
Twat torquer
Twat torpedo
Twat washer
Tweeder
Twelve inch train of pain
Twig
Twig 'n' berries
Twig n' giggle berries
Twinkie
Twizzler of Love, The
Two-legged sword
Two pebbles and a twig
Two pounds of swinging meat
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U
Ugly brother
Ugly stick
Uncle Chunk
Uncle Dick
Uncle Reamus
Uncle Richard
Uncle Spunk
Uncle Throbby
Uncle Wiggly
Unemployed, The
Unit
Upright citizen
Upright organ
Upright uncle
Uterus unicorn
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V
Vagina miner
Vaginal depth detector
Vaginal dilator
Vaginal explorer
Vein-laden meat pipe
Vein-laden meat stick
Veinous Maximus
Veiny bangstick
Verga
Vertical dangler
Verve pipe
Viagra baby
Vicious dink
Virile member
Vlad the Impaler
Vomit rod
Vomiting dummy
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W
Wacker
Waldo
Walloper
Wally
Wally the one-eyed wonder wiener
Wand of light
Wang
Wanker
Wanker spanker
War hammer, The
Water spout
Wazoo
Weapon of ass destruction
Weapon of mass destruction
Wedding finger
Wedding tackle
Wedding wrecker, The
Wedge bone
Ween
Weenie
Wee wee
Wee Willy Winky
Wee wonder stick
Wenis
Whamadoodle
Whammy bar
Whanger
Whisker slitter
Whistle
Whistle stick
Wick
Who who
Whopper
Whore hammer
Whore monger
Whore pipe
Whore thermometer
Wicked scepter
Widget
Wiener
Wife and kids, The
Wife's best friend
Wife's worst enemy
Wigga wagga
Wiggedy wang
Wiggity wang
Wiggle stick
Wiggling worm
Wilbert
Wilbur
Willard
Willy
Willy the one-eyed wonder worm
Willy Wonka
Wing-wang
Winkster, The
Winky
Winky the milk spitting tunnel ferret
Wizard's staff
Wobbly warhead
Womb broom
Womb hammer
Womb raider
Womb scud
Womb warrior
Wonder down under, The
Wonder weiner
Wonder wick
Wonder worm
Wong
Wonga
Wood
Woodle
Woody
Wookie
Worm in a roll-neck pullover
Wormy McJuicemaker
Wriggling pole
Wrinklebeast
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X
Xcaliber
XTC Stick
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Y
Yam
Yang
Yard O' Beef
Yin(g) yang
Yogurt hose
Yogurt shooter
Yogurt slinger
Yul
Yum-yum
Yummy hummer
Yung the Hung
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Z
Zamboner
Zamboni baloney
Zapper wrench
Zipper ripper, The
Zipper trout
Zipper wookie
Zizi
Zoobbrick
Zorker

10/22/2007 10:45:15 PM

I only masturbate irregularly

10/22/2007 10:45:30 PM

A
Abyss, The
Afro clam
Almeja
Axe wound
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B
Bacon strip
Badly wrapped kebab
Bajingo
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Bologna curtains
Baloney sandwich
Bearded clam
Bearded taco
Beaver
Beaver Cleaver
Beefgina
Beef curtain
Beef garage
Beef jacket
Bermuda triangle
Biff
Biffen
Birdy
Birth cannon
Bitchcake
Bizzle
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcunta
Blood tap
Blurt
Bone hone
Bone yard
Boogina
Bottomless pit
Box
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast
Breakfast of champions
Buhgina
Bulldog's lip
Bunny
Bush
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C
Cake
Camel hoof
Camel toe
Camp coochie
Catcher's mitt
Catfish
Cathedral
Cathouse
Cauliflower
Cave
Cha-cha
Chia pet
Chocha
Choochi snorcher
Chopped ham
Chuff
Chumino
Clam
Clamato fountain
Clamburger
Clodge
Clown's pocket
Cock cave
Cock cozy
Cock garage
Cock holster
Cock milk
Cock pit
Cock pocket
Cock sheath
Cock socket
Cock tub
Cockwash
Cod canal
Concha
Conill
Cooch
Coochie
Cookie
Coon
Coonie
Coont
Cootch
Cooter
Cooz(e)
Cradle of filth
Creamery, The
Crotch cobbler
Crotch mackerel
Crotch taco
Cum bucket
Cum canal
Cum catcher
Cum dumpster
Cum target
Cunny
Cunt
Cunti
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D
Dank diner
Delta of Venus
Dent
Dick dent
Dick depot
Dick dock
Dick drive
Dick holster
Dick sharpener
Dick shed
Dick's crib
Dicky Dino
Dirty cumpie
Ditch
Divit
DNA dumpster
DNA slurpee machine
Dripping slit
Droog
Dyke snack
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E
Easy bake oven
Everlasting Gobstuffer
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F
Fadge
Fandango
Fertile delta, The
Festering wound
Filthy hatchet wound
Finger warmer
Fish factory
Fish fanny
Fish hole
Fish pie
Fish taco
Flaming lips
Flange
Flesh curtains
Flesh flute case
Flesh tuxedo
Flesh wallet
Flesh wound
Flounder, The
Flower
Fluff
Fluffy sausage wallet
Fluttering love wallet
Foo foo
Foof
Foofy bird
Fortune nookie
Foster home of Peter the Orphan
Foufoune
Four-lipped man eater
Framazama
French poodle
Front-butt
Frothing gash
Fuck hole
Fuffle
Fun bun
Fun tunnel
Fur pie
Furback turtle
Furburger
Furby
Furry horse collar
Furry front bottom
Fuzz box
Fuzzy cup
Fuzzy lap flounder
Fuzzy puddle
Fuzzy taco
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G
Gange
Gap
Gaper
Gaping hole
Garage of love
Gash
Gator grip
Gina
Ginch
Giner
Giney
Gingerbread
Gleaming mound of Venus
Glory hole
Glory road
Gnash
God's master plan
Golden gully
Goldmine
Goo pot
Gooey man trap
Gouge
Grand Canyon
Gravy boat
Grilled cheese
Growler
Gutted hampster
Gutted rabbit
Gynie
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H
Haddock pasty
Hair pie
Hairy beaver
Hairy bike rack
Hairy checkbook
Hairy cherry
Hairy clam
Hairy cream pie
Hairy harmonica
Hairy hatchet wound
Hairy headache
Hairy Manilow
Hairy Mary
Hairy scar
Hairy taco
Hamburger
Ham sandwich
Hatchet wound
Heart-shaped box
Her
Hey nonny nonny
Hidey hole
Hina
Hinge
Hole
Home plate
Honeyhole
Honeypot
Hoo-ha
Hoo-hoo
Hooch
Hoon
Hootch
Hootchie
Hootchie pop
Horizontal fishcake
Hot Box
Hot pocket
Hot quivering love-purse
Hotdog bun
Hummer hole
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I
Illnana
In hole, The
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J
Jack in the box
Jack Nastyface
Jellyroll
Jizz receptacle
Juice box
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K
Kini
Kit-Kat
Kitty
Knob gobbler
Knots landing
Koo koo
Kookooyumyumpoon
Kooter
Kunt
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L
Labbe
Landing strip
Lap flounder
Lips that never speak
Lobster claw
Lotus flower
Love muscle
Love muffin
Love pudding
Love tunnel
Lower lips
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10/22/2007 10:46:05 PM

M
Man's ruin
Map of Tasmania (Tasi)
Meal ticket
Meat curtains
Meat grinder
Meat muffin
Meat napkin
Meat slipper
Meat wallet
Meatloaf
Mejillon
Miffy
Minge
Minnie's pearl
Miss Pussy
Missile silo
Moan pie
Momma's silk purse
Mommy button
Money box
Money maker
Monkey
Mooch
Moose knuckle, The
Moose's lip
Mother Theresa
Motherload
Mound
Mrs. Sphincter's next door neighbor
Mucker
Muckhole
Mud flaps
Muff
Muff monster
Muffhole
Muffin
Muffler
Muffy
Munch box
Mushy mushy
Mutton chops
Mutton flaps
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N
Na-na
Na-ner na-ner pudding
Nappy canoe
Nappy dugout
Nethermeats
Ninja slipper
Nipper
Nookie
Nooner
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O
Oak tree planter
Old bacon strip
Old Mother Hubbard
Old toothless
Oonie
Orchid boat
Organ grinder
Otter's pocket
Oval office
Oyster taco
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P
Panocha
Panty hamster
Passion flower
Patona
Peach
Peach fish
Pearl pit
Pecan Pattie
Pecker-snot repository
Pee bug
Peeper
Pelt
Penis holster
Penis penitentiary
Penis piranha
Penis pocket
PenisStation, The
Peter pleaser
Peter's punching bag
Phat rabbit
Pink brownie cake
Pink canoe
Pink lipped custard sucker
Pink lips
Pink palace
Pink panda
Pink petaled posie
Pink pie
Pink pit of pleasure
Pink stink
Pink taco
Pinkly stinkly
Pish
Piss curtains
Piss flaps
Plewie
Po-po
Pocketbook
Poke hole
Pookie
Poon
Poonani
Poontang
Poontang pie
Pootnanny
Pork danglies
Poosazi
Pooter
Pootie poo
Pootietang
Pooty poo
Postage stamp (you lick it, you stick it, you send it on its way)
Pot holder
Prayer muffin
Prick pit
Promised Land, The
Pu-jar
Puddin pie
Pudi
Pumpkin blossom
Puna
Punani
Puni
Pushin' cushion
Pussy
Putang
Puter
Puty pu
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Q
Quiff
Quim
Quinnie
Quivering mound of love pudding
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R
Raw oyster
Receptacle, The
Red haired lass
Red snapper
Roast beef curtain
Roast beef pita
Rocket pocket
Rod roaster
Rooster fish
Rosebud
Round mound of repound
Rug
Rusty axe wound
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S
Sacapuntas
Sagging bacon cones
Salami sandwich
Salmon scented semen sucker
Sausage wallet
Scrunt
Seafood taco
Sex hole
Shnush
Shooting range
Shrimp boat
Shrimp pie
Shutters of love
Silk igloo, The
Slice
Skunk guts
Slickety squid
Slime slit
Slimey slot
Slippery sheath
Slit
Slobbering bulldog
Sloppy joe
Sloppy oyster
Slot A
Slug's belly
Smackey
Smelly jelly hole
Smoo
Snack box
Snack pack
Snake charmer
Snapper
Snatch
Snizzle
Snotty lips
Snutch
Soft taco
South mouth
Southern smile, The
Spam castanet
Sperm bank
Sperm belcher
Sperm harbor
Split-faced hair shark
Split knish
Splittail
Spock-socket
Spunk locker
Spunk pit
Squashed hedgehog
Squirt bucket
Squishy
Stanky
Stench trench
Sticky bun
Stink hole
Stinkinoonie
Stinky krinky
Stinky pink
Stuffed stocking
Sugar walls
Sweaty burrito
Sweet spot
Sword swallower
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T
Taffy puller
Tang
Tasty little morsel
Tinkleflower
Treasure chest
Tri-fold floppy
Trout basket
Tulip
Tuna melt
Tuna taco
Tuna town
Tuna tunnel
Tuna 'n' whiskers
Tunnel
Tunnel of love
Turkey beard
Turkey curtains
Tutu
Twat
Twat waffle
Twisted taco
Two fingered fish mitten
Two-lips
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U
Underwear oyster
Upside down taco

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V
V
Vadge
Vagittyfidgit
Vagooter
Vaheena
Veeg
Vertical bacon slice
Vertical grimace
Vertical smile
Vertical taco
Velvet box
Velvet glove
Venus fly trap
Venus jive trap
Vice of love, The
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W
Warm slurpee
Wazza
Welly-boot top
Welly-top
Weenie wringer
Wet wrinkle
Whisker biscuit
Whooha
Wide open spaces
Wide papaya smile
Willy washer
Winkin' pink brownie cake
Wizard's sleeve
Wookie
Wookie hole
Woolen bivalve
Worm hole
Wound that never heals, The
Wrinkle
Wuzza
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X
X-Box
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Y
Ya-ya
Yeast cake
Yo-yo smuggler
Yoni
Yum yum
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Z
Zone, The

10/22/2007 10:46:40 PM

Ya know thinkin about it, the question should be 'When do you NOT masturbate?'

[Edited on October 22, 2007 at 10:51 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2007 10:50:12 PM

i masturbate irregularly

10/22/2007 10:53:08 PM

you forgot:

One-eyed wiggly welshman

10/22/2007 10:57:10 PM

i can fuck for like half an hour, but i can get myself off in like 5 min, its much quicker

10/22/2007 10:57:49 PM

I'm masturbating now

10/22/2007 11:15:57 PM

^^^ not to mention clit cleaver

10/23/2007 12:23:54 AM

^^ great 8th post.

10/23/2007 12:24:21 AM

100% all-beef thermometer

10/23/2007 12:27:13 AM

simonn w/ a positive comment?!?!?!?

I didn't think I would live to see the day.

10/23/2007 12:27:55 AM

whaaaaaaaaa?

i make positive comments all the time.

10/23/2007 12:39:03 AM

Guess I just bring out the worst in you then.

10/23/2007 12:39:45 AM

so how many times is too much in one day? week?

10/23/2007 12:39:53 AM

actually, yeah, he's one of the least negative people on here imo ^^^^


[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 12:40 AM. Reason : /]

10/23/2007 12:39:59 AM

i didn't see trouser titan on that list.

10/23/2007 12:40:10 AM

nvm

[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 12:40 AM. Reason : retarded]

10/23/2007 12:40:24 AM

Quote :

"Guess I just bring out the worst in you then. "

you did say you occasionally pull for carolina.

[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 12:42 AM. Reason : and this is not allowed.]

10/23/2007 12:41:31 AM