i spotted the pitiful creature, frantically trying to move around with its little crushed and broken legs, crawling in circles desperately trying to evade drunk drivers, black people, and that fucking whigger who always rides his skateboard at all fucking ungodly hours of the night, and I (being the good samaritan that i am) came to its rescue. I was bound by good conscience and proudly took responsibility for your cruel, soulless actions.

But when I tried to pick it up, that little fucker bit me…

So NOW, im not mad because you because you’re a kitten killer, I’m mad because you’re a fucking hack! You’re worthless! What the fuck kinda person tries to run over a kitten, bent on ending its little pathetic existence chasing radioactive cockroaches and living solely off of fried chicken bones and watermelon rinds, and fucking misses its head! Why didn’t you kill it? You just had to leave it alive, meowing loud and extra sad, so that some fucking chump (like me) has to hear it, feel bad about it, and then go do something stupid like pick it up.

But don’t worry, I took care of it. I threw that little fucker in the trunk and took him over to NCSU small animal emergency where (I hope) they put him down. So next time you go on some sick and twisted crazy taxi kitten killing spree, aim a little harder, that way I don’t have to get a damn rabies shot in the fucking stomach.

Dick.

10/22/2007 1:23:29 PM

i call bs

10/22/2007 1:24:05 PM

People are disgusting. I frequently see douchebags speed up on campus trying to hit cats (or squirrels or whatever). I guess it makes them feel like men.

10/22/2007 1:25:14 PM

thats kinda sexist...

10/22/2007 1:25:57 PM

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"bent on ending its little pathetic existence chasing radioactive cockroaches and living solely off of fried chicken bones and watermelon rinds"

sounds like a good reason to end it

10/22/2007 1:26:00 PM

o i thought that was a little racist part, haha

10/22/2007 1:26:45 PM

I'M A MAN WITHOUT IT!

10/22/2007 1:28:38 PM

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"sounds like a good reason to end it "

but they didnt end it, they left it alive. maybe if the failures would get a fucking job and put some Ds on that bitch wide enough to run over the full length of the kitten, my fucking hand wouldnt be hurting like a bitch right now

10/22/2007 1:31:44 PM

This is obviously bullshit - what kind of IDIOT would go pick up a kitten that is dying in the street?

10/22/2007 1:35:26 PM

maybe they were drunk and didn't realize they hit it?

maybe they thought they killed it?

or maybe this is all just BS?

10/22/2007 1:36:46 PM

it's not exactly smart to try and pick up a wounded animal that can bite


fyi

10/22/2007 1:37:41 PM

and there are no rabies shots in the stomach


you get them in the arm


feels like a tetanus shot

10/22/2007 2:22:36 PM

it's not exactly smart to try and pick up a wounded animal that can bite


fyi

10/22/2007 2:27:39 PM

how can this person be a murderer if the cat is alive?

10/22/2007 2:29:26 PM

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"i spotted the pitiful creature, frantically trying to move around with its little crushed and broken legs, crawling in circles desperately trying to evade drunk drivers, black people, and that fucking whigger who always rides his skateboard at all fucking ungodly hours of the night, and I (being the good samaritan that i am) came to its rescue. I was bound by good conscience and proudly took responsibility for your cruel, soulless actions. But when I tried to pick it up, that little fucker bit me… So NOW, im not mad because you because you’re a kitten killer, I’m mad because you’re a fucking hack! You’re worthless! What the fuck kinda person tries to run over a kitten, bent on ending its little pathetic existence chasing radioactive cockroaches and living solely off of fried chicken bones and watermelon rinds, and fucking misses its head! Why didn’t you kill it? You just had to leave it alive, meowing loud and extra sad, so that some fucking chump (like me) has to hear it, feel bad about it, and then go do something stupid like pick it up. But don’t worry, I took care of it. I threw that little fucker in the trunk and took him over to NCSU small animal emergency where (I hope) they put him down. So next time you go on some sick and twisted crazy taxi kitten killing spree, aim a little harder, that way I don’t have to get a damn rabies shot in the fucking stomach. Dick."

Dude, it's just a cat.

10/22/2007 2:34:42 PM

the cat is still alive. Can't be murder. Did you see the person try to kill the cat? how do you know it wasn't an accident?

10/22/2007 2:51:37 PM

Maybe the cat attacked someone and he had to defend himself? If it had rabies then there is no telling.

[Edited on October 22, 2007 at 2:53 PM. Reason : s]

10/22/2007 2:53:15 PM

fyi

Fluffy was a performance artist and was practicing for the lead in the feline film adaptation of "Forth of July". It was GOING to be a box office smash.

Thanks a lot.

Dick

10/22/2007 3:00:00 PM

HAHA you totally fell for that one, that was by far the best prank I have pulled yet, I knew you couldnt not help a poor helpless cat. Ok so I am not that mean and even though my cat annoys me I wouldnt run her over just to pull a prank on you.

10/22/2007 3:32:26 PM

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"So NOW, im not mad because you because you’re a kitten killer, I’m mad because you’re a fucking hack! You’re worthless! What the fuck kinda person tries to run over a kitten, bent on ending its little pathetic existence chasing radioactive cockroaches and living solely off of fried chicken bones and watermelon rinds, and fucking misses its head! Why didn’t you kill it? You just had to leave it alive, meowing loud and extra sad, so that some fucking chump (like me) has to hear it, feel bad about it, and then go do something stupid like pick it up."

If its alive, then it isn't murder and why didn't you put it out of its misery. So you go throwing it in the trunk of you car?? Sounds like you have more things wrong with you than the person who accidentally ran it over.

10/22/2007 3:44:12 PM

Maybe you should drive yourself to the vet again and have them put you down.

10/22/2007 3:47:59 PM

"^^" No can do...mutilated pets are people too!

[Edited on October 22, 2007 at 3:49 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on October 22, 2007 at 3:51 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2007 3:49:06 PM

And who says it was a black person or a wigger on a skateboard? how exactly did you narrow down the assailant to those specifics?

You're telling me that you approached the injured kitten and stated.. "God damn fucking blacks in cars... or wiggers on skateboards! this fucking cat will never get to eat fried chicken bones or watermellon rinds again!"

because the evidence shows it must have been either been a wigger on a skateboard, or some blacks with nothing better to do than chase cats with cars?

[Edited on October 22, 2007 at 4:12 PM. Reason : .]

10/22/2007 4:08:04 PM

this thread is a disaster. The real loser here is the cat, but chit chat is a close second.

10/22/2007 4:10:22 PM

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"i call bs"

10/22/2007 4:11:43 PM

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"whigger"

10/22/2007 4:12:44 PM

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"crawling in circles desperately trying to evade drunk drivers, black people, and that fucking whigger who always rides his skateboard at all fucking ungodly hours of the night"

Ha

10/22/2007 4:18:43 PM

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"And who says it was a black person or a wigger on a skateboard? how exactly did you narrow down the assailant to those specifics? "

"ATTN Lake Park Kitten Murderer"

10/22/2007 5:14:14 PM

lol at whigger

10/22/2007 5:16:43 PM

How could someone possibly purposefully hit a homeless kitten?

10/22/2007 7:42:25 PM

lol @ the REAL kitten killer

10/22/2007 7:44:48 PM

I wish it were legal for me to carry a vial of pentobarbitol around just so I could euthanize poor animals in this kind of predicament. I fucking can't stand to see an animal suffer at the hands of dipshit assholes who get kicks doing this kinda thing.

All that said, the OP sounds like a scrotard.

10/22/2007 7:46:57 PM

i live in lake park and spotted no such thing

10/22/2007 7:51:55 PM