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" 7/29/04 Ok so I talked April into going into an Adam and Eve store with me. We were both a little nervous, but brave none the less. It's really a great store. It seems to be geared more toward women than other places i've heard about. Like "The ADULT SUPERSTORE". You see a place named that in just about ever city, and quite honestly they scare me. I want sex to be clean and happy. Little house on the prairie kind of sex. Sex where everyone's happy in the end and if you're lucky there's a hidden moral. So we go downstairs into what I very coldly call "The implement room". The number of devices and gizmo's that people have invented to help you achieve orgasm is crazy. Most I had no understanding of at all. Every color and size and texture. I thought it best to stick to vibrators. But, uhm, there's only like a hundred and fifty different kinds. Some have little animals on them (my favorite is the turtle. He was so cute). Some are soft, some are hard, some are lifelike, some look like little alien pee pee's. It's just crazy. Fortunately for us a saleswoman snuck up and offered to help. When April and I had gathered our composure and loosened up a little we started to ask questions. We are both pretty inquizitive people and ulimately I think our desire to learn overrides our desire to run away from awkard situations. The sales person was very sweet and she could tell we were really new and very nervous. So she starts picking packages off the wall and laying them on a table. When she was done there was quite an array or colors and sizes and shapes and she proceeded to give us a lesson in the finer points of each model. The fun part came when she handed one of them to us. April and I both looked at each other like "ew here you take it". She quickly solved this by handing us another one so we would both have one. It was a moment of true weirdom. I, for the first time, held a very real looking penis in my hand at eye level. I examined it thoroughly. I was fascinated by it. It was so real looking. I touched it. I stroked it. I squished it's little testicle like things. It was made out of this very soft rubber that just made you want to kneed it. I didn't want to give it back. I looked at it for what seemed like an hour. It occurred to me that I really had no idea what a penis looked like. I had spent sooo many years ignoring my penis like growth. I wouldn't look at it, or touch it unless I had to. It's funny to me that after years on hormones my body has changed so much that I have forgotten what it was like before. I don't really know what the male body looks like. The more I wonder about it the more attracted to men I find myself. As I held this squishy little penis in my hand thoughts flooded my mind. Dirty thoughts that i'd had before but in a much more generic way. It was great. Like a frozen moment in time where I could study the penis without having a guy get impatient for me to do something with it. And it was cute. I also learned another big lesson about vibrators that night. They are sooo expensive, so I had leave it with our nice sales woman, but I got to keep the memory."

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10/18/2007 2:26:57 PM

summary pls

10/18/2007 2:27:19 PM

pfft! I ain't reading it.

10/18/2007 2:28:23 PM

w t f

10/18/2007 2:30:47 PM

transvestite goes into adam and eve with her friend

they hold dildos, she has a revelation about sex

says she/he doesnt know what a penis looks like

they walk out without getting anything

10/18/2007 2:31:48 PM

evan ftw

10/18/2007 2:33:01 PM

gg evan

10/18/2007 2:37:40 PM