because I care

1. Briefly describe your most endearing qualities

2. Name one of your flaws

3. State what qualities you would like to find in your partner



then M TheMatchMaker C will find a suitable match for you.*






*sex0r is not guaranteed

10/17/2007 9:10:32 PM

Start with yourself.

10/17/2007 9:11:32 PM

1) My massive ego
2) my massive ego
3) someone who recognizes that my massive ego is seated on a firm foundation

10/17/2007 9:11:33 PM

1. Penis

2. I have been told my penis is too big

3. Vagina

10/17/2007 9:12:07 PM

I DONT WANT

UR


LYFE

10/17/2007 9:12:10 PM

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style...quick question - how are you gonna match 300 guys with 2 girls and a cddweller?

10/17/2007 9:12:17 PM

good good

10/17/2007 9:12:57 PM

will you accept PMs?

10/17/2007 9:13:04 PM

Are the matches coming from TWW because this seems like a bad idea if so

10/17/2007 9:13:22 PM

1. I can fly, move things with my mind, and read people's minds

2. I occasionally broadcast my thoughts into other people's minds, I cannot control it.

3. I would like to find a womed who can control the weather, and see the future.

10/17/2007 9:13:44 PM

this will turn out like vday hook up threads

10/17/2007 9:13:47 PM

PMs will be accepted

10/17/2007 9:13:50 PM

can you match a pothead with a pot dealer?

10/17/2007 9:15:39 PM

This can't possibly go awry.

10/17/2007 9:16:04 PM

this ain't checkers

it's chess

10/17/2007 9:18:00 PM

can you match a loser with a gutterslut?

10/17/2007 9:19:45 PM

just call your mom, do you need the number?

10/17/2007 9:21:07 PM

imagine water without hydrogen
imagine the waves in the ocean without the moon




now imagine your life without this exclusive dating service!!1

10/17/2007 9:21:12 PM

This is gonna cost you guys $vermont.

10/17/2007 9:22:13 PM

-$exas even

10/17/2007 9:22:52 PM

find me someone hot who likes reading scifi fantasy and who likes cats and doesnt have commitment problems.

oh yeah, and has a college education, and maybe an interest in science and some sort of ambition and doesnt want kids.

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 9:33 PM. Reason : sdf]

oh yeah, and who's relatively mature, and dominant in the bedroom, and likes to have fun


goddamnit I'm never gonna find the right guy

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 9:37 PM. Reason : sdf]

10/17/2007 9:31:45 PM

I love you

10/17/2007 9:38:06 PM

^^ your entry has been filed into my database

10/17/2007 9:40:54 PM

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 9:42 PM. Reason : nvm]

10/17/2007 9:41:16 PM

Quote :

"this will turn out like vday hook up threads"

Yeah. Way to hook a nigga up. Thanx, Ryan.

10/17/2007 9:42:24 PM

what I've historically thought were flaws or endearments have all blurred into a mess. I have no idea what's good and what's bad about my character. I just know there are both good and bad qualities.

i suppose the only constant is that I have good teeth.

In a partner? I guess that she isn't a liar about her own character, or fickle about it, even.

yeah, I'm lofty.

10/17/2007 9:46:01 PM

your entry has been logged into my database

also, are you going to be up here this weekend? we're partyfor the b-days somewhere

10/17/2007 9:49:22 PM

hmm...this is sure to end well.

10/17/2007 9:50:08 PM

i'm a fat lazy virgin that lives in my mom's basement and plays wow all day


trying to find an easy chick with low standards that has l33t skillz

10/17/2007 9:51:08 PM

yeah I'll be there about mid-afternoon Saturday.

I think we're dinnering @ 730 saturday before the Shins show.

10/17/2007 9:52:22 PM

Getting in on this one.

1. I am awesome.

2. Can't date tww'ers because they are superficial (see thread).

3. Must be breathing.

10/17/2007 9:55:13 PM

1. Im an asshole.
2. Im old.
3. She has to be at least 21 but not older than 25, hot and willing to have anal. doesnt matter if she likes it, as long as she wont cry rape.

10/17/2007 9:55:15 PM

1. I have a cute butt, ride motorcycles, blue eyes, like to bite, enjoy the mountains, has a bad ass attitude, smell good

2. I have ADD and too much energy...

3. Find me someone that likes out doors, rides motorcycles like an asshole, listens to country and rock music, likes the mountains, sports nut, wishes the Patriots would go to hell, has a hard on for anything with an engine, has a cute round butt, mechanical engineer, likes my dog, rabbit and snake, will move to CO with me, let me cook for them, but will take me out for dinner and let me dress up pretty, laughs at my fart jokes even though they might not be funny, pretty big eyes, likes to drink so I can be the DD, wants to have a lot of toys like boats, jetskis, ATVs and motorcycles, doesn't post a whole lot on TWW (but if they're entertaining it doesn't matter), has a cute butt, likes to grill out and drink beer, isn't too fat,... ugh I am sure there is more...


have fun with this one EMCE
This one is a challenge I know he he

10/17/2007 9:57:16 PM

PM SENT

10/17/2007 9:59:17 PM

Quote :

"3. Find me someone that likes out doors, rides motorcycles like an asshole, listens to country and rock music, likes the mountains, sports nut, wishes the Patriots would go to hell, has a hard on for anything with an engine, has a cute round butt, mechanical engineer, likes my dog, rabbit and snake, will move to CO with me, let me cook for them, but will take me out for dinner and let me dress up pretty, laughs at my fart jokes even though they might not be funny, pretty big eyes, likes to drink so I can be the DD, wants to have a lot of toys like boats, jetskis, ATVs and motorcycles, doesn't post a whole lot on TWW (but if they're entertaining it doesn't matter), has a cute butt, likes to grill out and drink beer, isn't too fat,... ugh I am sure there is more..."

Haha, if it weren't for the fact that I'm a CE and I probably wouldn't like to move to CO(seeing how having a boat/jetski there would be dumb). Oh I got a gf already. Sorry2u.

10/17/2007 9:59:25 PM

Quote :

"smell good"

i call bullshit, you run like forrest gump for 23 hours a day

10/17/2007 10:01:18 PM

Quote :

"seeing how having a boat/jetski there would be dumb"

My friends out in CO jet ski and take their boat out all the time :-) there are lakes out there.. just not as big

Quote :

"i call bullshit, you run like forrest gump for 23 hours a day"

Ummm I don't stink too bad after I run... Actually its rare I smell bad after I run... depends on what i eat that day...

After that I shower and smell like yummies!

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:02 PM. Reason : ASD]

10/17/2007 10:01:27 PM

haha. poor Squirt. I was with you until you said snake.

10/17/2007 10:02:12 PM

it's going to take me a while to sort through this stuff

but I'm writing a program AS I TYPE

10/17/2007 10:02:37 PM

'dats my mc

10/17/2007 10:03:56 PM

Quote :

"wishes the Patriots would go to hell"

10/17/2007 10:04:01 PM

DON'T WORRY THE SNAKE HASN'T EATEN JINZO YET... OR THE RABBIT... AND I DOUBT HE'D EAT PEOPLE... THAT LIL GUY CUDDLES UNDER MY PILLOW SOMETIMES

10/17/2007 10:06:24 PM

man Squirt, everything but the Patriots I was cool with.

10/17/2007 10:06:57 PM

Tom Brady is a retarded fag!



[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:10 PM. Reason : .]

10/17/2007 10:07:55 PM

And he can can wipe his nose and ass at the same time.

10/17/2007 10:08:29 PM

iSN'T THAT THE COOLEST THING THO?

Also... I didn't like the Patriots to begin with... ANd then they get Randy Moss... Granted he didn't do much for the Raiders and he's doing pretty well, but he's from the Vikings and Damn I hate them worse than the Patriots... I hate the Vikings because my ex bf was a hard core fan and f that!

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 10:15 PM. Reason : sdf]

10/17/2007 10:10:09 PM

YES

Tom Brady, you're welcome at my house any time. You can be a New Englander and still love the Yankees. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

10/17/2007 10:13:32 PM

ah the Yankees can go to hell too. Watching them get taken to the woodshed by the Indians has made up for NC States shitty football season.

10/17/2007 10:15:24 PM

ha ha Go Rockies!!! Never in a million years did I think they would be going to the World Series... and one of my CO friends got tickets! damn

10/17/2007 10:17:06 PM

set up us pg 2.

10/17/2007 10:22:55 PM