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CharlesHF
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071017/ap_en_tv/colbert_president

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"NEW YORK - Stephen Colbert announced his candidacy for president on "The Colbert Report," tossing his satirical hat into the ring of an already crowded race.

"I shall seek the office of the President of the United States," announced Colbert on his Comedy Central show Tuesday, as red, white and blue balloons fell around him.

Colbert had recently satirized the coyness of would-be presidential candidates by refusing to disclose whether he would seek the country's highest office — a refusal that often came without any prompting.

Shortly before making the announcement, Colbert appeared on "The Daily Show" (the show which spawned Colbert's spin-off) and played cagy, claiming he was only ready to consider a White House bid. He entered the studio set pulled by a bicycle pedaled by Uncle Sam and quickly pulled out a bale of hay and a bottle of beer to show that he was "an Average Joe."

Colbert said his final decision would be announced on a "more prestigious show," which turned out to be his own.

"After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call," said Colbert.

His recent best-seller, "I Am American (And So Can You!)" allowed him to mock the now-standard approach to a White House run, complete with a high-profile book tour.

Colbert said he planned to run in South Carolina, "and South Carolina alone." The state, one of the key early primaries, is also Colbert's native state. Earlier this week, South Carolina public television station ETV invited Colbert to announce his candidacy on its air.

Exactly how far the mock conservative pundit planned to stretch his impression of a presidential candidate wasn't clear. Colbert rarely breaks character on camera, including at his memorable speech at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner last year.

The Comedy Central host has often mobilized his fans ("Colbert Nation"), encouraging them to vote to have a Hungarian bridge named after him, for example, or to vandalize Wikipedia.com with his version of "truthiness" and "wikiality."

The comedian said he would run as both a Democrat and Republican. He earlier explained the strategy: "I can lose twice." He claimed three running mate possibilities: Colbert-Huckabee, Colbert-Putin or Colbert-Colbert.

Minutes after announcing his presidential pursuit, Colbert welcomed CBS political analyst Jeff Greenfield to ask how he had changed the race.

"This is going to be one for the books," said Greenfield.

A spokesman for Colbert said he would be unavailable for further comment Tuesday evening.

In a guest column for Maureen Dowd in Sunday's New York Times, Colbert wrote: "I am not ready to announce yet — even though it's clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative.""


He's got my vote.

10/17/2007 7:57:09 AM

wdprice3
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lolz, just heard about this on FNC

10/17/2007 7:59:28 AM

CharlesHF
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"I am not ready to announce yet — even though it's clear that the voters are desperate for a white, male, middle-aged, Jesus-trumpeting alternative."

Probably my favorite quote from that article.

10/17/2007 8:19:26 AM

OmarBadu
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i think he'll get many more votes than the "more serious" candidates

10/17/2007 8:46:35 AM

Oeuvre
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what will be really interesting is if he starts to get a following... he may turn serious really quickly and actually run. It will be interesting....

10/17/2007 8:53:11 AM

CharlesHF
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That would totally rock.
If he doesn't actually run, I'll write his name in on the ballot.

10/17/2007 8:54:14 AM

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Some of you people have been watching too many Robin Williams movies. Frankly I will be shocked if his name appears on any SC ballot, including those for either primary

10/17/2007 9:02:47 AM

Oeuvre
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if he's running as both a republican and a democrat, obviously, he won't be on any primary ballots.


and that robin williams movie was horrible as hell.

10/17/2007 9:08:51 AM

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One day someone is going to run and actually win off their fame... oh wait didnt that already happen with Arnold, Jesse Ventura and Hilary Clinton?

10/17/2007 9:08:52 AM

Oeuvre
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Ronald Reagan too. Although that was the best choice America could have made.

10/17/2007 9:10:29 AM

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10/17/2007 9:18:36 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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I'm writing his name in.

10/17/2007 9:23:20 AM

nothing22
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^6x we can only hope Laura Linney doesn't come in and fuck things up

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 9:39 AM. Reason : carrot Ø]

10/17/2007 9:38:44 AM

sylvershadow
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how do primaries work in NC? who can vote?

10/17/2007 9:45:48 AM

Oeuvre
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anyone registered to vote and affiliated with a party can vote in their party's primary.

10/17/2007 10:18:39 AM

ParksNrec
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He could be the next Pirate Captain

10/17/2007 10:20:31 AM

JBaz
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"He could be the next Pirate Captain"

Haha, first thought that went through my mind. Isn't it something like Santa Claus or Jesus gets at least 1000 votes every election?

I honestly think this will be more to get young people interested in politics rather than him really running. This is pretty smart way to do it, make it look like "fun".

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 11:44 AM. Reason : ]

10/17/2007 11:44:03 AM

Nerdchick
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In New Hampshire you only need like 1000 signatures or something to get your name on the primary ballot

I've always thought about doing that and saying, "hey guys, remember that time I ran for President?" Course I can't do it tell I'm 35

10/17/2007 11:57:51 AM

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http://stewart08.com/

10/17/2007 12:00:14 PM

Beardawg61
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He'll be the first presidential candidate who's book I am actually reading.

10/17/2007 12:27:25 PM

BigMan157
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he's a huge flaming Christian, i don't know if i'd vote for him

10/17/2007 12:31:48 PM

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VOTE OR DIE

10/17/2007 12:32:58 PM

drunknloaded
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the guy colbert got to say "i enjoy cocaine because" is on cnn right now...well he just went off...

10/17/2007 12:39:54 PM

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honestly, i wish stewart wasnt a comedian.



i think he'd make an amazing president.

10/17/2007 12:53:04 PM

DeeDee21
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he could, even if he's an entertainer.

[/ronald reagan]

10/17/2007 12:54:47 PM

drunknloaded
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fred thompson blew his chance

10/17/2007 12:55:20 PM

Beardawg61
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Did anyone else see Colbert on Larry King?

If you missed it I think they have a podcast of it either out or coming out soon.

10/17/2007 12:56:06 PM

GraniteBalls
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i dont know, i think being such a crass comedian really hurts his image.




nevermind the fact he'd never get enough campaign money to be a contender.

10/17/2007 12:56:45 PM

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I mean who needs money when you have your own TV show and the Colbert Nation?

10/17/2007 1:02:34 PM

GraniteBalls
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lmao



an entire campaign based on comedy central.

[Edited on October 17, 2007 at 1:03 PM. Reason : right next to crank yankers]

10/17/2007 1:03:17 PM

Beardawg61
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Colbert is on the front page of Wikipedia today.

10/17/2007 1:43:14 PM

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10/17/2007 2:50:58 PM

Jen
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how the hell are you ^?

10/17/2007 2:52:22 PM

vinylbandit
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10/17/2007 2:53:53 PM

nothing22
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"Can Colbert actually get on the ballot?

WASHINGTON (CNN) — He made a splash with a surprise presidential announcement Tuesday, but can Comedy Central host Stephen Colbert actually get on the primary ballots in South Carolina?

The answer is yes, although it could get pricey.

The fee to be considered for the Democratic ballot is $2,500, while it’s a steep $35,000 to gain admittance into the Republican primary.

Colbert has indicated he will seek to appear on both party's ballots and the South Carolina Secretary of State's office confirms a candidate is allowed to run in both primaries.

But it remains to be seen if the State Democratic Party's Executive Committee, whose approval Colbert needs to get on their ballot, will vote to certify a candidate who is also running in the GOP race. The rules state the candidate must be "actively campaigning" for the Democratic primary.

Meanwhile, the State Republican Party does not require an executive committee vote and would not prevent a candidate from appearing on both party's ballots.

Colbert has until the end of this month to file with both parties. The Republicans are holding their primary January 19, while the Democrats will vote January 26.

The Palmetto State is one of four lead-off primary states that will likely play a crucial role in determining the eventual nominee of both parties."


-http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

10/17/2007 6:16:04 PM

Walls1441
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damn, 6 years till i can vote.

10/17/2007 6:21:06 PM

The Coz
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Haha. I live in SC. I may vote Colbert.

10/17/2007 8:15:20 PM

jwb9984
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you may vote for him??

get your shit straight yo.

you're definitely voting for him

10/17/2007 8:36:08 PM

The Coz
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Well, when you put it that way. . .

10/17/2007 8:42:55 PM

dagreenone
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I'll vote for him.

10/17/2007 8:43:27 PM

CharlesHF
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I'LL VOTE FOR HIM TWICE!

10/17/2007 10:14:42 PM

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" right next to crank yankers"


What are you 90? that show got cancelled like 8 years ago.

10/17/2007 10:17:48 PM

The Dude
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btt for Cato

10/22/2007 11:47:18 PM

AlexAsInCato
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I've always wanted to vote for both a dem and a rep! Woot!

10/22/2007 11:57:42 PM

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in the elevator, we have those little screens that you can watch while you ride up to your floor (this is at work).

Colbert was one of the blips today, something about not having made announcement regarding candidacy. This is at probably the 2nd or 3rd largest US office of a Fortune 500.

10/23/2007 12:00:07 AM

AlexAsInCato
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http://www.crooksandliars.com/Media/Play/22620/2/MTP-Colbert-President.mov/

[Edited on October 23, 2007 at 12:24 AM. Reason : :-/]

10/23/2007 12:00:41 AM

Beardawg61
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Can you please explain to me why you just posted a link to a thread we're already in?

Redundant motherfucker.

10/23/2007 12:17:36 AM

Lionheart
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infinite loop

10/23/2007 12:20:11 AM

jsmcconn
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he said he was running as a "Confederate Son" or some shit, whys he worried about those other ballots

10/23/2007 12:24:40 AM

AlexAsInCato
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my apologies ( I fixed the link) it's of colbert on meet the press, entertaining actually

10/23/2007 12:25:00 AM

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