http://www.confessit.net/

10/16/2007 6:54:37 PM

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"I had oreos and icecream for breakfast again. I know I'm supposed to be on a diet, but I don't care. I'll always be fat, I'm coming to grips with that."

10/16/2007 6:56:47 PM

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"I know it's wrong, but I can't stop thinking about my cousin in her tight little daisy dukes and tank top. I can't help it. I have to masturbate and I feel ashamed. I wish she felt the same way and that we could be together."

10/16/2007 6:57:07 PM

u ppl???



[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 6:59 PM. Reason : ppl]

10/16/2007 6:58:22 PM

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"i banged my girlfriends mom and now shes knocked up"

nice

10/16/2007 6:58:53 PM

haha

"doh!"

10/16/2007 6:59:53 PM

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"i spend all my time on thewolfweb.com"

who was this?

10/16/2007 7:01:18 PM

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"When im wasted I piss on a lot of things..."

10/16/2007 7:03:23 PM

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" I ejaculated on my girls face when she was sleeping."

10/16/2007 7:03:46 PM

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"In high school. After a keg party my friend and I were racing on the backroads. We both had alot to drink & prolly should not have been driving. He tried to pass me on the right, I swerved to block his path & he hit the sandy shoulder, then slid sideways into a tree. He died on impact. To this day, no one knows we were racing. "

wow

10/16/2007 7:04:35 PM

only a faggot like you would find this even mildly amusing

10/16/2007 7:04:51 PM

yeah that's some deeeeeeeeeeeeeep shit.

10/16/2007 7:05:14 PM

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"I put strange things in my ass. It's kind of uncomfortable, but I can't stop doing it. One time, this cute girl I work with left her chap stick sitting out. I grabbed it, ran to the bathroom, and shoved it up my ass. When she asked me if I'd seen it I came in my pants. It was amazing."

10/16/2007 7:07:37 PM

At least you got it off your chest^

10/16/2007 7:10:20 PM

I didn't write that.

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"I pinched a nerve in my neck after trying to suck my own dick. I told my mom I slept on it wrong."

lol

10/16/2007 7:11:58 PM

ahahahahaha this is great

10/16/2007 7:13:22 PM

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"My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions. Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself. So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts."

Which one of you TDubb females was this?

10/16/2007 7:19:42 PM

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"One time, I saw an ugly baby in the grocerystore, whose mother was busy squeezing melons or something....and nearby was one of those pricing guns they use for produce, so I priced the baby at 88 cents by sticking a price sticker to his forehead..."

10/16/2007 7:19:53 PM

^ I really do regret that.

10/16/2007 7:22:23 PM

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"I wish I was last. Fuck tww"

diamondace?

10/16/2007 7:35:49 PM

i enjoyed http://grouphug.us

10/16/2007 8:25:10 PM

LiKe OmG, U sO tYpe jUsT lyKE a 9 YO gRL

10/16/2007 9:06:38 PM

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"Posted: 10/16/2007 19:31 My boyfriend has the biggest cock I've ever seen. It's really hard not to brag about it. Especially on tww."

I wonder what dude wrote that to make himself feel better

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 9:13 PM. Reason : }]

10/16/2007 9:11:40 PM

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"squirt gave me the herp"

10/16/2007 9:24:51 PM

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"I punched my girlfriend in the nose after she cheated on me. I broke it. When she was on the ground crying I kicked her until she curled up into a ball and then I pissed on her. She begged me to stop and I did, but then I ripped her panties off and shoved my dick in her ass. She cried and I left."

this has TWW splurged all over it

10/16/2007 9:28:23 PM

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"Posted: 10/16/2007 21:29 I HATE TWW AND YOU FAGS ON THERE"

10/16/2007 9:44:17 PM

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"When we were little, my older sister and I used to play "sex" and rub our vaginas together. Now that I look back on it, I think that may have seriously messed me up. For life."

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"I look at porn all day instead of working. I know my boss is eventually going to find out, but I can't stop. I've jerked off under my desk numerous times with other people near by."

[Edited on October 16, 2007 at 9:57 PM. Reason : haha, these are great]

10/16/2007 9:54:25 PM

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"I actually read the articles in Playboy."

lol

10/16/2007 10:02:37 PM

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"Posted: 10/16/2007 20:32 I slapped my wife when she wouldn't listen to what I was saying."

10/16/2007 10:04:21 PM

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"Posted: 10/16/2007 22:17 That stranger seems to know too little about perducci..."

10/16/2007 10:05:40 PM

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"After a long night of drinking and partying, I was fucking my ex-girlfriend. She was so drunk that she passed out half way through. I continued fucking her anyway."

raperaperape

10/16/2007 10:05:46 PM

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"I hate http://www.thewolfweb.com because it is so addicting. I have no self control and it just sucks me in. I cant stop. I cant concentrate either. Do you think that there are drugs that would help?"

10/16/2007 10:52:52 PM

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"i'm 68 years old - and live on a fixed income. i took my wife out for our 45th anniversary dinner. we spent our electric bill money to celebrate. tomorrow i'm going to slash all of the tires on the waiter's car who tricked us on our bill, we tipped him twice, i noticed when i got home, my wife cried."

10/16/2007 11:01:59 PM

^

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"I wait tables for a living. Another good title would be that I'm a professional thief. There's no way anyone could live off these wages without a little cheating here an there. Tonight I ripped off an old man and his family. I put gratuity on his check, then strategically circled final his total while "antecedently" writing over the gratuity part. He tipped me twice, and they didn't look like they had much money. I feel awful, but it's not going to stop me from buying some new clothes with his money."

hmmm....seems like that ^ is a joke.

10/16/2007 11:06:45 PM

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"I can't control my road rage. I ride old lady's asses like it's my job. F***! GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

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"I drop huuuge bangers at the shallow end of the toilet in public restrooms, I take out my cellphone and take video of the toilet struggling to flush it all down, then I send the video to my friends, and leave the skidded up bowl for the next victim to use."

10/16/2007 11:31:44 PM

10/16/2007 11:56:44 PM

10/17/2007 12:07:21 AM

they deleted them all

10/17/2007 12:08:15 AM

^ not really,

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"I hate http://www.thewolfweb.com because it is so addicting. I have no self control and it just sucks me in. I cant stop. I cant concentrate either. Do you think that there are drugs that would help?"

is stilll in MISC

10/17/2007 12:20:52 AM

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"I fucked half the skanks on TWW."

10/17/2007 1:28:41 AM

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"I was eating breakfast at a diner 2 blocks from my house not long ago. I was eating breakfast with a friend I havent seen in 18 years. A girl, a very pretty girl. Right in the mmiddle of Breakfast I needed to take a poop. I got up went to the bathroom and there was a long line. This is one of those poops that coul;dnt wait. I went back tot the tabel, Told the girl i was going to run back to my Apartment real quick and BRB. On my way home I knew I wasn;t going to make it all the way. I started to swet and my whole body felt like it was shutting down. Every step i took was becomming more and more painful as I tried walking and clinching my but cheaks together at the same time. With one more block to go i had to make the desicion to try to go back to the diner or home, neither of the choices where going to work, i need to poo and I needed to poop right then! Mind you this was a Sunday Afternoon in Hollywood and there where tuns of people walking around the neighborhood. I searched for the most hidded spot i could find, which was between two plants about 8inches hight each and I ended up squating down dropping the trowsers and poopped my brains out right infront of a big Bay window of an Apartment while people where walking buy. I quickly pulled my pants back up, and yes without wiping, and ran back home to jump in the shower with all my cloths on!"

10/17/2007 1:37:13 AM

somebody needs to make it so that the newest confessions show up first instead of the other way around... that way youll have more repeat visitors

10/17/2007 1:46:00 AM

i love shit like this. everything is e/n!

10/17/2007 1:47:32 AM

haha the response to the waiter one is hilar...and lust...wow

10/17/2007 1:48:17 AM

^4 hahahhahah

10/17/2007 10:47:04 AM

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"Posted: 10/16/2007 22:37 I fucked half the skanks on TWW."

10/17/2007 11:16:27 AM

somebody make a really long one and fresh prince the ending

10/17/2007 11:27:16 AM

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"so my boyfriend who i love with all my soul worries that i'm a lesbian (i'm bi) and i think the fact that he can't make me cum is just making his worries worse, but it's really not him, hes the best and hottest guy on earth. i wish he believed me, and i wish i could have a fucking orgasm during sex. i've been practicing BDSM since i was 16 and i can't even have a fucking orgasm during sex, what the fuck is wrong with me? anyways, i love him!, and i can't wait until we get married. i think i'm gunna go buy some of those pills online that make it easier for girls to cum. wish me luck! "

10/17/2007 11:35:01 AM

^That has TWW written all over it

10/17/2007 1:42:55 PM

^^tartsquid??

10/17/2007 1:43:46 PM