Created by a friend of mine in Chapel Hill....

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"Let me preface this by saying that I know I will die of a heart attack at a young age, you don't have to tell me. But I have two words for you: Chicken McNugget Burger. With Cheese. I had this glorious idea tonight that hit me in the face harder than an 8 roper from Peter North. It's so genius, yet so simple. I am genuinely angry that it took me this much of my life to come up with it, when I could have been enjoying this delicious goodness all along. Here's how it goes. Order a double cheese burger and a 4 piece Chicken McNugget. Remove the pickles, because if you know me at all, you know I say "fuck pickles". In addition, remove one of the patties, and feed it to your dog. He/she/it will love you forever. The double cheeseburger costs exactly one penny more than the single cheeseburger, so if I can buy my dog's love for a penny, I'm all up on's. Next comes the tricky part. I tried my DAMNEDEST to fit all 4 McNuggs in a single layer on top of the burger...the best I was able to do was to get 3.5, with a partial nugget to tide me over during the construction phase. That .5 nugget was all that stood between me being placated, and chewing off my fucking hand. Once you have layered the chicken mcnuggety goodness on top of the burger, then slather a good bit of sweet 'n' sour sauce all over the top of it. replace the bun, and commence to scarfing. I am having trouble writing this right now because of the enormous erection I have that is keeping me from seeing the keyboard. I swear on all that's holy, I think I cried a little while eating this. It was like the hand of God took away some of the burdens of life and left some artery plaque in it's place. I think while I was eating this, I saw the ghosts of the Hamburgler, Ronald McDonald, and Ray Kroc all standing there smiling at me like the end of Return of the Jedi. I suggest you go out right now and have one. Or SEVEN. I am strongly considering having a formal sit down dinner, inviting the heads of state of all the major middle eastern countries, and letting the Israeli prime minister hand each of them one of these. You wanna talk about a road map to peace? There would be a giant rainbow over the whole middle east, shaped like the McDonalds golden arches. The only question that remains, is what name is befitting of a sandwich this sexy? I say "The McChick Burger" Have any better suggestions?"

10/4/2007 8:49:42 PM

words/story

10/4/2007 8:51:33 PM

tl;dr

10/4/2007 8:52:11 PM

You are all very lazy

10/4/2007 8:52:47 PM

You're kinda like the people handing out fliers in the streets.
I DON'T WANT YOUR SHIT

10/4/2007 8:53:03 PM

your friend is a faggot

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 8:55 PM. Reason : grrr. I'm usually vigilant on the your/you're thing]

10/4/2007 8:53:20 PM

wow

i thought my "peeps and candy corn burger" was a masterpiece

10/4/2007 8:53:50 PM

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"a friend of mine in Chapel Hill"

TRAITOR!!1

10/4/2007 8:53:55 PM

^ Eh, he doesn't go to school there...

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 8:56 PM. Reason : ]

10/4/2007 8:54:03 PM

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"Remove the pickles, because if you know me at all, you know I say "fuck pickles""

I don't know this person, but I agree.

10/4/2007 8:54:06 PM

i only eat bread and butter pickles

10/4/2007 8:55:21 PM

Fuck no, pickles are good. Perhaps not awesome, but they are worthy of being on a burger.

10/4/2007 8:55:30 PM

I lol'd

10/4/2007 8:55:56 PM

see I would try this but you don't get monopoly pieces on mcnuggets or double cheeseburgers

10/4/2007 8:55:57 PM

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"In addition, remove one of the patties, and feed it to your dog. He/she/it will love you forever."

yay! I love feeding my dog unhealthy food.

and wait? the burger gave him an erection? and he cried while eating it?

10/4/2007 8:57:46 PM

^ And he knows what it's like to take a facial shot from Peter North.. I told you he was a fag

10/4/2007 8:58:31 PM

1) That actually sounds pretty good.

B) I used to feed my dog Char Grill all the time.

10/4/2007 8:58:48 PM

i found this amusing

10/4/2007 8:58:56 PM

words/story

10/4/2007 8:59:48 PM

OMG CALL PETA !!! The dog is eating unhealthy foodz

10/4/2007 9:00:36 PM

fucking

10/4/2007 9:01:43 PM

too bad mcchicken nuggets suck

10/4/2007 9:01:54 PM

what a strange friend

10/4/2007 9:02:36 PM

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"words/story"

QUIT BITCHING. we get that you're lazy.

10/4/2007 9:04:37 PM

And the funny part is that mcchicken nuggets are only like 30% actual chicken. The rest is just random shit that they throw in there.

10/4/2007 9:07:18 PM

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"OMG CALL PETA !!! The dog is eating unhealthy foodz"

peta doesn't care. they don't want you to have pets anyways.
by the way, your image doesn't show up.

^do you know what that random stuff is?

10/4/2007 9:10:24 PM

I use to, there was an article about it on the internets a while back.

10/4/2007 9:17:04 PM

I HAVE THE NAME:



THE McNURGER

or THE CHICKEN McNURGER


BTW, they're not McChicken Nuggets, they're Chicken McNuggets
(unless something has recently changed)

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 9:22 PM. Reason : ]

10/4/2007 9:17:39 PM

^ That would cause race riots in some places. lol

10/4/2007 9:18:32 PM

10/10 thread will definitely try

10/4/2007 11:30:37 PM

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"your friend is a faggot"

10/4/2007 11:32:37 PM

Mcdonalds bugrers are nasty and disgusting.

Doing this with a whopper jr or jr bacon cheeseburger would be a good idea though.

10/4/2007 11:37:06 PM

whatta loser


he has to look at his keyboard to type

10/4/2007 11:46:47 PM

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"pickles"

not so good on a burger

but if you're adding chicken

you should leave them






oh yeah

bbq sauce in chicken salad is good

but, strangely, not if it has pickles

10/5/2007 12:46:06 AM

this is fucking stupid

10/5/2007 12:54:10 AM

I read this as McChicken Nugent Burger.

10/5/2007 1:50:03 AM

I'll tell you what's good in chicken salad.

Worcestershire sauce.

This is the recipie I used to make chicken salad when I cooked at a country club

Chicken breast, cut in 1/2" cubes
Chopped red onion
Chopped celery
Mayo
White pepper
Worcestershire sauce

That's it, and it's the best chicken salad I have ever had in my life.

10/5/2007 1:55:00 AM

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"But I have two words for you: Chicken McNugget Burger. With Cheese."

your friend can't count very well

10/5/2007 8:49:16 AM

this really isnt new, ive been watching my brother do this for years, and its fucking disgusting.

other varieties -

the arbys roastbeef/chicken and the chick fil a triple stack with bacon and cheese.

10/5/2007 9:13:48 AM

though mildly creative, your friend isn't funny.

10/5/2007 9:42:46 AM

not funny but sounds pretty good. i'll try it

10/5/2007 10:49:25 AM

He's trying too hard to write like Maddox.

10/5/2007 10:51:34 AM

It's not as legendary as the McDonalds Surf & turf.

For that, you take a Quarter Pounder and all associated toppings, as well as a Filet O Fish, with Tartar Sauce, and "enjoy"

10/5/2007 11:25:04 AM

^Jack Black gets that plus a chicken patty, all on one sandwich. He like to consume as many animals as he can at one time.

10/5/2007 11:29:41 AM

well, i havent seen that consumed in person. Whereas I've seen a timed challenge for eating the surf & turf

10/5/2007 11:44:18 AM

^,^^ nice

10/5/2007 12:23:36 PM