or just a lifelong girlfriend


to hell with that marriage crap


*** has to be cute, humorous, smile a lot, able to cook at least once in a while, able to do laundry at least every now and then, able to clean once in a while, has to be a nympho, has to not be batshit crazy, has to not come from a completely broken home with insane parents, also has to not spend her time trying to sleep with my friends, must be able to clean up nice when the time is appropriate, not mind getting dirty and having fun, like sports and tailgating, must be a meat eater and appreciate a good steak, able to bait her own hook or at least remove fish from hook, and absolutely positively must not get seasick***


I'll never find her

I'll add other important attributes as I figure them out

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:40 PM. Reason : .]

10/4/2007 2:32:41 PM

10/10

10/4/2007 2:33:13 PM

can't you buy them in thailand?

10/4/2007 2:33:14 PM

notgonnahappen

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:34 PM. Reason : .]

10/4/2007 2:34:24 PM

I know


and it's ok that I posted it on the magical internet

10/4/2007 2:36:45 PM

Quote :

"can't you buy them in thailand?"

10/4/2007 2:38:16 PM

ha, when you find her, check to see if she has a twin.

10/4/2007 2:38:27 PM

Quote :

"has to not be batshit crazy"

That excludes most of the girls I know.

10/4/2007 2:38:49 PM

you had me until bait my own hook

that and i'm taken

10/4/2007 2:40:36 PM

told you I'd never find her!

haha

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 2:47 PM. Reason : .]

10/4/2007 2:46:57 PM

greg...i found the perfect woman...even better then what you described...she cooks, cleans and does laundry all of the time. unfortunately she's mine but i might can convince her to clone herself.

10/4/2007 2:51:55 PM

wait...actually i have a friend that reads Sportsman on a regular basis

10/4/2007 2:55:45 PM

I'm like that but I'm the marriage type... oops!

10/4/2007 2:58:03 PM

'cept for the whole batshit crazy part

10/4/2007 2:59:03 PM

Quote :

"greg...i found the perfect woman...even better then what you described...she cooks, cleans and does laundry all of the time. unfortunately she's mine but i might can convince her to clone herself."

awesome!

Quote :

"wait...actually i have a friend that reads Sportsman on a regular basis "

even better, I bet she's seen my name and picture a few times then

^^ lol

^ loller

10/4/2007 4:16:15 PM

lol, my ex fiance is online... haha lurker

Quote :

"*** has to be cute, humorous, smile a lot, able to cook at least once in a while, able to do laundry at least every now and then, able to clean once in a while, has to be a nympho, has to not be batshit crazy, has to not come from a completely broken home with insane parents, also has to not spend her time trying to sleep with my friends, must be able to clean up nice when the time is appropriate, not mind getting dirty and having fun, like sports and tailgating, must be a meat eater and appreciate a good steak, able to bait her own hook or at least remove fish from hook, and absolutely positively must not get seasick***"

she's out lol

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 8:34 PM. Reason : forgot one]

10/4/2007 8:23:13 PM

10/4/2007 8:28:11 PM

10/4/2007 10:14:34 PM

Why get a lifelong one when you can just trade in every 5 years or so? There is no good reason I can see to ever get married.

10/4/2007 10:16:05 PM

I mean, if the girl is good enough

I'm willing to keep her as a lifelong gf

10/4/2007 10:19:08 PM

She's going to get old and terrible looking eventually though. I've met plenty of girls who are interesting people, but they're usually ugly, fat, or both. I don't think I could possibly spend a lifetime with someone I have no desire to fuck.

10/4/2007 10:27:50 PM

lol, true

10/5/2007 3:35:09 AM

Quote :

"But I won't be your concubine - I'm a puppet not a whore. I just need this stage to be seen. Will you be a friend of mine to remind me what is real? Hold my heart and see that it bleeds."

10/5/2007 6:45:35 AM

https://post.craigslist.org/ral/P/m4w/none/x

10/5/2007 7:30:47 AM

damn...the meat eater cut me outta that

10/5/2007 8:34:05 AM

are you one of those girls that gets mad at meat eaters?

10/5/2007 8:37:06 AM

no...i don't... I just don't eat any meat with the exception of like chicken/eggs/turkey

10/5/2007 8:42:09 AM

oh ok, thats not so bad



the militant vegans are the ones that piss me off

10/5/2007 8:44:18 AM

I don't like fishing either

10/5/2007 8:49:49 AM

dammit



down again

10/5/2007 8:57:33 AM

bttt

10/7/2007 4:32:20 AM

(pins $20 on his collar)... and i wish you the best of luck... lol

10/7/2007 4:59:55 AM

10/7/2007 9:12:54 AM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_section.aspx?section=5

10/7/2007 10:18:29 AM

cddweller, ambrosia, chickenhead, NCSUJami, Sarose or Kiwi

10/7/2007 10:52:04 AM

it'd be nice to have a woman, and never have to make any pretense of caring about her feelings

"Let's have sex"

"Bring me a sandwich and a glass of Coke"

"Go away, I'm trying to read"

10/7/2007 11:15:54 AM

Sorry, I don't eat steak.
But I am a nympho.

10/7/2007 3:30:37 PM

you eat seafood?



+1 for being a nympho however!

10/7/2007 3:31:35 PM

I <3 seafood!

10/7/2007 3:33:41 PM

+23472342342352345



awesome!


http://www2.b3ta.com/i-love-you/iloveyou.swf

http://www2.b3ta.com/singing-kitten/

[Edited on October 7, 2007 at 3:42 PM. Reason : lol]

10/7/2007 3:38:56 PM

loller


emce's thread reminded me

11/1/2007 4:42:54 PM

eharmony.com

11/1/2007 5:05:34 PM

lol, nah



tww is as low as I can stoop

11/1/2007 5:06:09 PM

Quote :

"has to be cute, humorous, smile a lot, able to cook at least once in a while, able to do laundry at least every now and then, able to clean once in a while, has to be a nympho, has to not be batshit crazy, has to not come from a completely broken home with insane parents, also has to not spend her time trying to sleep with my friends, must be able to clean up nice when the time is appropriate, not mind getting dirty and having fun, like sports and tailgating, must be a meat eater and appreciate a good steak, able to bait her own hook or at least remove fish from hook, and absolutely positively must not get seasick"

There's only one and I married her.

11/1/2007 5:06:26 PM

marriage isn't out of the question


I mean, I'm gonna die one day too, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna do it tomorrow

11/1/2007 5:07:38 PM

hahahaha this made me smile, for too many reasons.


lol

my rents aren't insane, just special... yay for pirate dad.

11/1/2007 5:24:37 PM

hahah

why am I not surprised by that

11/1/2007 5:26:15 PM

I'll bang you if you buy me some seafood.

11/1/2007 8:21:39 PM

what if I catch it

11/1/2007 10:26:57 PM

11/1/2007 10:27:17 PM