Someone that will support me, good in bed, clean, fix things, do laundry while I go to the gym, get my nails done and spend endless hours at the spa... PM me for more details

10/4/2007 1:16:00 PM

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"Someone that will support me"

yeah, fuck that shit

10/4/2007 1:16:30 PM

sorry, I'm not in the country.

10/4/2007 1:16:47 PM

Haaaay!

10/4/2007 1:16:51 PM

^ I hope you're willin to be my bitch

10/4/2007 1:17:19 PM

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"yeah, fuck that shit"

lol

10/4/2007 1:17:27 PM

meh

I would rather buy a HDTV, a dog, and a hooker

10/4/2007 1:17:34 PM

^^^ one night a week and you've got yourself a deal

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 1:18 PM. Reason : ^]

10/4/2007 1:17:50 PM

There's a few things you have to do for me to take you up on this. We'll start testing with the 'good in bed' thing. Send me a PM with your schedule for the weekend, if you're on birth control, any diseases, etc.

10/4/2007 1:18:13 PM

I hope this is a joke thread




I'm still waiting on a girl that can bait her own damn hook

10/4/2007 1:18:19 PM

Ohhh yeah did I mention that your time hanging out at the bar with your friends will be quite limited.. in fact you might want to tell them you found a new hobbie

10/4/2007 1:18:40 PM

So, if someone were to be your husband, effectively they couldn't do shit...

10/4/2007 1:18:52 PM

^^ I stopped going out to bars years ago.

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 1:19 PM. Reason : ^]

10/4/2007 1:19:17 PM

the term you're looking for is pussy-whipped

10/4/2007 1:19:42 PM

it better be damned good to keep me at home

10/4/2007 1:20:34 PM

10/4/2007 1:20:40 PM

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"There's a few things you have to do for me to take you up on this. We'll start testing with the 'good in bed' thing. Send me a PM with your schedule for the weekend, if you're on birth control, any diseases, etc."

Umm I am not on BC... to ensure that you have to wait at least three months... Its kinda like a job: You wont get a raise until you've had the job for at least 90 days


Yeah... no friends!!!

Its all about me me me and your money

10/4/2007 1:20:58 PM

I'm broke and unemployed. Where do I sign up?

10/4/2007 1:21:38 PM

you better be packing 12 inches of manmeat

10/4/2007 1:23:03 PM

I guess you missed the "sex in three days" thread


lol @ waiting three months

10/4/2007 1:23:34 PM

Yea, I believe in the try before you buy thing. Like a demo. There's more than one way you can give me a preview.

10/4/2007 1:23:53 PM

^^ sorry you have to have money... if you don't have money I can't use it go to the spa! and get 100.00 haircuts!

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 1:24 PM. Reason : asdgf]

10/4/2007 1:23:54 PM

psshh please

10/4/2007 1:24:59 PM

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"sorry, I'm not in the country. "

I'll give you my account number so you can deposit the money in my account... this will be an account set up for you too ;-)

10/4/2007 1:25:01 PM

bwn?

10/4/2007 1:25:27 PM

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"Its kinda like a job: You wont get a raise until you've had the job for at least 90 days "

10/4/2007 1:26:46 PM

L
O
L

10/4/2007 1:27:03 PM

Money for that??? You're damaged goods... you're value just went down't by 30 percent... which means you're worth approximately $1.02.

Then again, you have a vagina... I'm sold for $1.02...

10/4/2007 1:27:06 PM

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"I'm still waiting on a girl that can bait her own damn hook"

I know how to bait a hook, even for surf fishing

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 1:29 PM. Reason : but I'm not looking, just putting it out there that I'm awesome]

10/4/2007 1:27:51 PM

lol, so that grad (phd) degree you're getting is just for show?

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 1:28 PM. Reason : $$$]

10/4/2007 1:28:11 PM

Ha ha I heal up pretty nicely... at least you know you can throw a couple punches and blame it on snowboarding

10/4/2007 1:28:12 PM

hmm...

10/4/2007 1:28:40 PM

ugh.. i need to get back to the thesis

10/4/2007 1:32:14 PM

lol, I broke my back in 5 places and I'm still perfectly good at the important stuff

I'd worry about her kung fu grip now however

10/4/2007 1:33:48 PM

you got any cuter pictures

10/4/2007 1:35:12 PM

the kung foo grip is busted I broke my wrist when i wrecked my bike but its the left side.. right side is good to go.. prolly the better side.. although i dunno.. i brush my teeth with my left hand and the wrist has my program messed up

10/4/2007 1:36:25 PM

10/4/2007 1:37:00 PM

^^^ I am already cute... how much cuter you want me to get sheesh!

[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 1:37 PM. Reason : asdf]

10/4/2007 1:37:40 PM

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"I know how to bait a hook, even for surf fishing"

thats awesome, more chicks should know how to do that, even when catfishing

aww, I didn't even know you had wrecked!

when/where?

10/4/2007 1:37:55 PM

fdt

10/4/2007 1:38:19 PM

Squirt I thought about you Saturday. Rode up from Columbine HS to Platte Canyon HS

I have some pics somewhere.

10/4/2007 1:40:50 PM

everytime I see a girl on a bike I think of squirt

but it's never her

10/4/2007 1:41:42 PM

I will bid $0.10









[Edited on October 4, 2007 at 1:53 PM. Reason : bigger is better]

10/4/2007 1:41:56 PM

Wow yeah I uhhh went to a softball game there (Columbine HS) and it reminded me of that shooting

But I miss it there

Good riding out there?

10/4/2007 1:42:38 PM

i usually pick on threads like this, but not this time.

all the women my age and most of the ones i know might as well make the same damn thread.

that's all they want anyway

10/4/2007 1:42:58 PM

^^^ shit just got real

10/4/2007 1:43:43 PM

There is a chick that rides an RR (silver)
She's kinda mean I tried talkin to her last night riding home at a stop light... I think its way hot when I see chicks on a bike

10/4/2007 1:44:15 PM

yeah I always thought it was hot when a chick was squeezing me while riding on the back of mine


you know, where they belong

10/4/2007 1:45:15 PM

Well REAL women have their own bikes

wait!!! women on bikes?! thats blasphemous!

10/4/2007 1:47:11 PM

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"all the women my age and most of the ones i know might as well make the same damn thread. that's all they want anyway"

And the independent ones are usually harder to get

10/4/2007 1:49:16 PM